On any amphetamine I like to talk really fast, change the subject often, and add a neurotic giggle to the end of almost all my sentences.
[QUOTE=B_oE_AN;15971538]On any amphetamine I like to talk really fast, change the subject often, and add a neurotic giggle to the end of almost all my sentences.[/QUOTE]
Not to sound like an asshole, but stop that shit.
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The giggling and stuff i mean, not speed.
Oh, I could go on and on about the stupid shit me and my friends used to do.
We were walking back to school from our lunch break. (We can walk out). We were four people; two girls, my friend and I. We toked up so much. So we were walking back to school, walking on the sidewalk. One of the girls pointed out something. "Oh shit! Look! A fucking black sheep! What the fuuuuck....." (Our school has an Agriculture farm that can be seen from the sidewalk). We were too baked so we just cried in laughter. She keeps talking: "Oh fuuuuck. What the fuck. Black sheep...what the fu-" she turns her head back to facing forward. (Cause cute high girl was looking at the single black sheep the whole fucking time, not looking at where she's going). All of a sudden, [b]CLANG![/b] All three of us turned to her. I was taken aback by what happened for a second. She actually ran into one of those stop signs that is planted into the concrete sidewalk. Y'know? The one with the steel post. She just ran face-first into that thing. We kept walking for a bit, then burst out laughing. My friends and I laughed so hard we were rolling on the ground in pain.
[QUOTE=B_oE_AN;15971538]On any amphetamine I like to talk really fast, change the subject often, and add a neurotic giggle to the end of almost all my sentences.[/QUOTE]
Much like everybody else. Apart from the neurotic giggling obviously
This happened to me a couple of times really stoned and on shrooms.
I keep packing invisible bowls. I really do think im packing bud, but by the time i realize there's no bud, i already tried to hit my piece.
In the rotation of smoking it generally starts on Monday, Monday being first and Tuesday being second. But in my circle we start on Sunday, Sunday being first, Monday being second, Tuesday being third.
So my buddy kept telling my friend to "get tuesdays" well it ended up sounding like "getuzdays" one word. No pause or nothing.
To this day on whenever we see the guy we yell "Getuzdays!"
Me and 2 of my friends took a few triple C's (it was my first time) and they got extremely hyper while I proceeded to go to sleep. The next morning the one thing they could remember was they thought I had died because I was breatheing so slow. They said they hit me to see if I eas alive and I sat strait up said "NO SMOKIN ON THE BOAT" and fell back asleep. I do not remember this and I think its funny because I smoke weed all the time haha
[QUOTE=jgerm529;16030084]Me and 2 of my friends took a few triple C's (it was my first time) and they got extremely hyper while I proceeded to go to sleep. The next morning the one thing they could remember was they thought I had died because I was breatheing so slow. They said they hit me to see if I eas alive and I sat strait up said "NO SMOKIN ON THE BOAT" and fell back asleep. I do not remember this and I think its funny because I smoke weed all the time haha[/QUOTE]
I did this oce while sober. My brother woke me up and said "Alex, Im going over to Zebs house, you wanna come. I sat up and said "No, im fine" and laid back down. And i swear to god i never remember waking up.
One time when my buddy was high, she just walked around holding the country crock butter container, I asked her why, she said "Just look at it man, Its awesome. Its just so... yellow and...awesome."
We started to leave the house, and she was gonna take it with her. I had to take it back and put it in the fridge.
I dropped a lighter while me and a friend were smoking a joint out on his back porch. It rolled down the steps and we laughed for about 5 minutes. I went to go pick it up and started laughing again while coming up the steps and I was just rolling on the floor laughing for about 10 minutes, only stopping laughing to take a drag.
I was also getting pretty tired from having a long day and then smoking, so I was sitting with my head on the table and I started listening to the pitch of the sound he was making whenever he was exhaling smoke. I told him this and he just started laughing at me. I still don't understand why that one was funny to be honest.
Canada day celebrations.
Me, A, D, and B go to new orleans, ripped out of our minds.
We order, and are waiting, the guy is standing there just kinda lookin us over while the pizza cooks. B says , "Hey man, whatsup". They talk for about 10 seconds. B starts to smile, bigger, and bigger, he starts giggling, he leaves the store, and sits outside on the curb to cool off. Guy knows we're all baked as hell.
5 minutes later, B comes back in. As soon as I look at him I see the smile and start laughing my own ass of, and so does he. We both go outside. A and D come out with the pizza and we munch, we go back in to get dipping sauce. Guy is getting yelled at for talking to stoners.
..that was some DAMN good pizza.
So me and my friend smoked and went to a mexican restaurant to get some food before walking around downtown. 3 and a half hours later I realize I'm still holding the burrito from the restaurant.
I smoked some very very very good weed
was with a girl.
said i love you.
I decided to take mushrooms (Psilocybe Semilanceata) for the second time at my dad's place, a friend came with me but he just ended up playing halo 3 on my xbox 360 through the rest of the day, so when I was peaking, I sat beside him in front of the TV, started to sink down into myself, my consioussness seemed to expand to fill out the entire room. Then I suddenly hear my friends voice rambling something I didn't understand, so I thought to myself "I didn't hear what he said so I must somehow do something that makes him repeat himself, but how?". So I ended up just responding "Who?" to his question.
So he repeats himself, but I still couldn't make out words from his mumbling, so I thought "I'll just use my former tactic one more time so he repeats himself again", once again after a little pause I responded "Who?". Then I tried so hard to focus on what he's saying, and I heard him say "What the hell man, are you making yourself this stupid intentionally, I said, the bullets fired at halo 3 bounce off walls."
I remained quiet for a while thinking about what he said, then decided to go take a cigarette, when I came back about ten minutes later, I asked him "What do you mean balls?". He replied "Not balls, BULLETS, they bounce of walls on halo 3." Then I finally understood what he was saying and found it so hilarious I was laughing about it constantly for about 5 hours.
Hahahaha, so the original conversation from my friends perspective would be something like this:
- Bullets bounce off walls in halo 3!
*5 seconds pause*
- Who?
- On halo 3.. the bullets fired can bounce off walls.
*8 seconds pause*
- Who?
That's fucking hilarious xD ^
This thread is awesome.
Sometimes when i smoke by myself at my house I open up microsoft word and type my experience out (havent done it lately, because i smoke almost every night so it became boring, so these are about when i started buying weed). Here's a section from one of the trip report like things. (exactly as i typed it)
I was just yelling my ass off at my cat for being a lazy cunt!!!!!!1 LMFAO IM TRIPPIN SO FUCKING BAD LOOLOLOLOL
Oh shit I love life right now. :D :D: D: D:D:D:D:D:D
WHAT THE FUCK IM LISTENING TO THIS RAP SONG OKAY
AND IN THE BACKGROUND A GIRL IS SAY ING SHLEPPY I WANT TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH
AND ITS TRIPPIN ME OUT CUZ I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S THE SONG OR MY FUCKED UP BRAIN CELLS
FUCKKK.
edit: I'm going to post all of them cause im bored and i did these while high so they relate to OP :P
[quote]Beacon is my imaginary friend. He’s chill as fuck bro.
Kids sittin garound
Gahsh ugh, every person that even TRIES pot will undoubtedly become a failure at life and everything else.
Amagad I totally agree, ugh, don’t’ you tommy?
Uhh, what? Yeah. Burn them. ?
Dude im tripping out at 12:57PM on the compy clock down there l
l
l V
[/quote]^ I thought there was someone on my couch so i named the imaginary person Beacon. Heh.
[quote]i..
am…………………………..
…..bbbbbbbbbb……llllllllllllllllllll…………oooooooooooo……..wwwwwwwww…n.nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…………
..wut. .?
Man its so good trippin to music right now
No squirrels yesterday wow im tripping out
[/quote] (sorry for the spaces it was in the document)
[quote]Man buys a black car with tinted windows (audi a5) looking for inspiration and thought in life. He begins writing a book out of inspiration. This movie is based on that book.
I’m John Maxon. I’m 47 years old in sixteen days. Lately in life I haven’t been able to live lately. Well I mean of course I have been able to live in the sense of the literal form of the words, but comfortably. I’m a millionaire as most may know. I’m a songwriter, but I’m not able to write anymore. I used to have many great times, with my money and lust I had it all. But what I didn’t realize, is that I had nothing at the same time. Money is great, and everything. But money is not everything. I’m one of the loneliest people in the world.
[/quote] (i find this slightly illegible at points. i think i was writing my thoughts at the beginning.)
[quote]Iiisdafddfsdasdd=
Im trippin so bad I couldn’t write im trippin so bad.
Wow. ………………………………….fuick;laeme in the anus dude im fucking raped right now.
I cleared matts bowl after smoking a bowl, by smoking a hit of pure resin that was like clogging the bowl and the fucking resin hit blew the shit out of me. Then I smoke another bowl and im and fucking ashhballwholeys hit hit tit a lit. fer real. Im bout to go get some bagels qt’s so brb, I’ll update after I make them! :D
Wait no I have to go shut the water off. Brb !!!!!!
Well that was gay now I have like mold on my fingers. Umm im gonna get more pepsi not really bagel hungry right now. Wait Nevermind yes isam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want like a snack not a bagel. A bagel is too hard to eat right now
Fffflllllllll klicknk the chip holder closed bag holder clip dude. It is a fucking alien weapon that shoots plasmoacidic bullets dude its tight you can c harge it n shittttttt.
Whisper in my ear
And tell me what you like to feel
Oh whisper in my ear
And tell me what you feel
Oh baby oh oh ba a by o ba by o o ba a by woo aa wooaa
Yeahhhhhh
High pitched voices^ btw
Big lips on a joint is part of movie
[/quote] Wow, i remember writing that jingle xD I smoked some good shit that time.
[quote]Smokin:
Im movin down south ya no. ssss
What? Really. When?
End of school.
Wait before or after summer? Ssss
Before.
Damn man we were gona have a cool summer. Ssss
Yeah, I’m moving with my dad.
What are you gonna do down there?
I dunno, become a factory hick in the middle of the desert or something haha. Ssss
Nice
Think about it, urban kid moving into hard working hickville.!!! Desert dirtbikes machines TRANSFORMERS! :D
[/quote] I have no idea at all what that is. Part of a movie i wanted to make i believe xD
[quote]I can act as HIGH AS I wont to
I CAN ACT I CAN ACT I CANT I I CAN ACT AS HIGH AS I WONT TO
He lolol.
2:48: First computer sit in_1
Branden: *Sitting on chair in cubicle.*
Branden: WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY CUNTY BISCUIT.
GUY JUST BOOMPED
I JUST FIGURED IT OUT.
JAPANEESE PEOPLE, ARE HIGH AS FUCK, ALL.THE.TIME.
That’s why japs have squinty eyes and blurred porn, because they all want to imagine their dicks instead of seeing other mens dicks
Aight bro im goin to goon call of dooty 4 so seeya come on if u want toO!!!!!!!
[/quote] Don't ask.
I wrote more but can't find them :(
[quote]Fire Fire light it up hittin my joint
Fire Fire light it up hittin my joint
Man you got dis fire
And I got this tree
Man git me dat fire
And light up me
So now lets get to
Fire fire light it up hit my joint
Joint joint jojoijjjjjjjalsfjka;lsdfj
Smoke smoke in hale fuck me up
Smoke smoke in hale fuck me up
Man this joint is sick
What is in this shit
Man this shit is wack
Fucka musta been lined with crack
Naw fuck dat shit
This bitch gives da best dam hits
Set you right into the abyss
Fuckin make you load yo pants wif piss
Nigga I said this shit hits gooooooooooood
Make yo throat feel like it got shot in da hoooooooooooood
*cough montage*
Man my throat kills hahah
Cause the smoke I inhaled fucked me up
[/quote] I wrote these lyrics when i was high, forgive me xD
[quote]THIS SHIT IS SO TIGHT
Branden Borysewich
Ba be zurma zurma zurmbomp AY AY AHY
Ba be zurme zurme zermbomp AY AY AHY
Drum solo transversal Low to high on different 3 drums in a row thing ya no
LOUD POUND OF BASS AND SHIT
Im down, bitches
soo down im down
to da ground, bitches
Im da king Ah
Wear my crown, bitches
Im so king dat I
Toke around, bitches
Roll my 24’s sitbak an
POUNd, bitches…
DUN dun DUN dun dun dun DUN dkdkdkdkdkdkdDUN
Im da kind of da hood wher I lay my
Head
Didididididinn din din
Im da ruler of da crypt und. A.
Ground.
Market where I make may
Pro- fit.
Do do don odon dondoo dooo.
You don no wat da fuk
Dat I be sayin
N u don no wat da fuk
Wat u be messin
Wit you stupid fuck
Now ur jus pissin’
Me rite da fuck off
Nah, im just teasin’ .
Hahaahahahahaahhaa
Marijjauananaa
[/quote] I can honestly say I do not remember writing this. I'm sorry for even posting it.
[quote]Hhhh heehehe hohohughugh
Bawk like a chicken n walk
Nn neee ee eeuu eeuuzozozo
NOOOOOOOOO I DON’T REMEMBER BECAUSE OF THAT THING^ TTT.T
Okay so I just sat down and thought I heard a noise behind me in the other room- the kitchen. So I got up very scared and saw that the only noise producer that was there- the toaster – that freshly whipped up and delivered me a bagel, sliced and cheese caked. Mmm. So I got done putting the stuff on them and while picking the slices up, [B]I sincerely told them that I loved them, seriously.[/B] Then sat down here. And now I’m gonna – wait I hear something. Be right back.
Im gonna do a lap around the island thingy – brb – reaction: atarted walking my mom was there
O shit
[/quote] This is completely true. I [B]sincerely[/B] told a sliced bagel that I loved it without realizing what i was saying. I dunno it was funny to me.
/wall of nonsense
^And I thought I had a good time stoned. Fuck me dude ,kudos, you win, love the rap.
[QUOTE=aridpheonix;16150063]
/wall of nonsense[/QUOTE]
Was that weed or crack you were smoking?
[QUOTE=Qwerty?;16156522]Was that weed or crack you were smoking?[/QUOTE]
I always buy the 'dro' or kush that floats around here, just weed.
I was with a friend behind a dumpster, and i thought the weed we had was shit, I didn't feel anything. Then I heard cop sirens, and I started going batfuck insane and running around. I then realized how high I was, fell in the alleyway, and proceeded to rolling around while laughing my ass off.
So my and my buds were smoking at our home. In a "stone closet", which is filled with weird shit, I was staring at a poster, It looked like a portal to me, so I was trying to go inside the portal, I was yelling, Its a fucking portal, my mates were holding me down, that was the first time I actually hallucinated from weed, it was awesome.
[QUOTE=aridpheonix;16159192]I always buy the 'dro' or kush that floats around here, just weed.[/QUOTE]
im seven years old.
i never have thoughts when im high, just nice and empty, the way i like it
Alright, So me and two friends got pretty high, And we decide to go to Burger King, While I'm ordering my food the chick at the counter drops a serious hint that she tokes, I drop one at her, We start talking about the munchies and she goes: 'I don't get the munchies anymore..' and I respond stupidly; 'Tolerance going up?' and she says, In the most fucking hilarious way possible: 'No, I went to jail.'
Well that blows cock ^
Was really fucking baked to the point of stupid. It was late fall so the weather was slightly more brisk than usual. My nose was a little runny so I say, ''doods my water is runny.'' Everyone looked at me and laughed there asses off. Good times.
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