Stephen Colbert, pinhead or patriot? - General

Full stephen colbert episode. [url]http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/wed-march-2-2011-harry-connick-jr-[/url]

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28431711]He revealed the results already? What did he say?[/QUOTE] 64% voted pinhead. 34% voted patriot. It's funny because the math is incorrect unless I remember it wrong.

FOX News is fucking stupid, I can't wait for Colbert to trash them even more in reaction to this.

[QUOTE=Sourcream&onion;28431872]64% voted pinhead. 34% voted patriot. It's funny because the math is incorrect unless I remember it wrong.[/QUOTE] Apparently 2% of people who voted didn't vote, because 64 + 34 = 98

They voted for secret option C

[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;28431937]They voted for secret option C[/QUOTE] Or Ralph Nader.

our post counts went down, you can't explain that.

I cant wait to see what Colbert does on the show about this. Of course this happens before the weekend.

[QUOTE=S1N1337;28432048]our post counts went down, you can't explain that.[/QUOTE] Oh my god I laughed so hard I spit soda all over my screen hahaha

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28431934]Apparently 2% of people who voted didn't vote, because 64 + 34 = 98[/QUOTE] Well it does say right on the bottom of the screen that it is not a scientific poll. Which if I recall correctly ether Colbert or Stewart called them out on and gave me a good laugh.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28432198]Well it does say right on the bottom of the screen that it is not a scientific poll. Which if I recall correctly ether Colbert or Stewart called them out on and gave me a good laugh.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I suppose so. Shame on us for believing anything Fox came up with had at least a soft grip on logic and mathematics.

They can't even do their math right? That goes way beyond "not scientific" into pure bullshit.

I don't know about Colbert but whoever runs the Daily Show/Colbert Report's site are fucking pinheads. I can't watch a fucking episode without it cutting to a commercial a minute early, dropping sound randomly or plain old fashion not loading at all. They've been having these problems for like 5 fucking months. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;28438178]I don't know about Colbert but whoever runs the Daily Show/Colbert Report's site are fucking pinheads. I can't watch a fucking episode without it cutting to a commercial a minute early, dropping sound randomly or plain old fashion not loading at all. They've been having these problems for like 5 fucking months. What the fuck is wrong with these people?[/QUOTE] GAH OH MY GOD FUCKIN PINHEADS WHY CANT THEY MAKE THIS HD VIDEO BUFFER ON MY MOM'S NETBOOK FASTER, JESUS CHRIST FUCKING PINHEADS. Just shut up, just stop.

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;28438178]I don't know about Colbert but whoever runs the Daily Show/Colbert Report's site are fucking pinheads. I can't watch a fucking episode without it cutting to a commercial a minute early, dropping sound randomly or plain old fashion not loading at all. They've been having these problems for like 5 fucking months. What the fuck is wrong with these people?[/QUOTE] [img]http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1548/1289195813560.jpg[/img]

It's not the buffer, it's the applet glitching up. Slow internet wouldn't make it cut to commercial a minute early, it wouldn't make the sound drop out completely when I tried to go back to what it had skipped. The video on the site has been having trouble for a long time, on several different computers, most recently when I'm using fios. Other people have complained about the same thing in the comments. So shut up, imo. But yeah, I did overdo it on the fucking, didn't I.

[img]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2561/2gyawerjpg.gif[/img] Looking forward to seeing O'Reilly's face when he looses.

[QUOTE=LittleG;28443853] Looking forward to seeing O'Reilly's face when he looses.[/QUOTE] "I'm sorry to tell you this, but we won't be able to show the results of last week's Pinhead or Patriot survey due to technical problems."

[QUOTE=Samoht;28416630][img_thumb]http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/5931/yesnowaitwhat.png[/img_thumb] Something about this poll seems slightly off.[/QUOTE] I am getting 34395 total votes with 64% saying no. Did they really stoop to rigging their online polls?

[QUOTE=chimitos;28444167]"I'm sorry to tell you this, but we won't be able to show the results of last week's Pinhead or Patriot survey due to technical problems."[/QUOTE] [img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/545/33d9zrc.gif[/img]

Edit: -snip- Couldn't find a mention before, thought I wasn't late.

[QUOTE=Time Itself;28444876]Who's he callin' pinhead? [img_thumb]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kve0lp6qjp1qzpxf6o1_500.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] For being time itself, you are actually quite late.

Oh god dammit, I checked the whole thread and couldn't find a mention. Edit: Ah, it was the video, didn't think to check that. Better luck next time. Anyways, knowing O'Rielly, this is bound to get rigged.

[QUOTE=Time Itself;28445508]Oh god dammit, I checked the whole thread and couldn't find a mention. Edit: Ah, it was the video, didn't think to check that. Better luck next time. Anyways, knowing O'Rielly, this is bound to get rigged.[/QUOTE] It did. They flipped the results exactly inverse.

Silly Bill, a poll is supposed to show what the people think, not what you think :downs:.

Colbert's a comedian, not a politician. He gets paid to say what other people write, it's as simple as that. Don't confuse him with a revolutionary thinker.

Bill needs to stop being such a vagina.

You guys have to remember most people who visit that site are pro Bill, and would vote in his favor anyways.

[QUOTE=Melkor;28482850]Bill needs to stop being such a vagina.[/QUOTE] Well then how would he piss?

I love how Bill O'Rielly can cry about American's losing their freedom to the government, then in the same breath complain about how the WBC shouldn't be allowed their right to freedom of speech. God i hate that man. I just can't decide who to hate more, him or that fuck-tard Glenn Beck.