[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;47619827][img]http://img02.deviantart.net/7f3b/i/2015/107/0/8/gta_v_beach_dash__wallpaper__by_monmonstar-d8pxnu2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Please don't give ideas to [URL="http://thecrazedsatanist.deviantart.com/"]this[/URL] guy
[t]http://orig04.deviantart.net/8827/f/2015/109/b/4/rainbow_boxer_by_thecrazedsatanist-d8qdnof.jpg[/t] [t]http://orig04.deviantart.net/b7e2/f/2015/117/6/3/twilight_sparkle_is_ready_to_learn__by_thecrazedsatanist-d8rb821.jpg[/t]
He also does nude anthros. uggh...
A girl's oc stabbing an mpreg Rigby who is in labor
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[quote](Kimiko Juggins clashes with Sharlene Curvy Va-Voom as we celebrate this mash-up between the old school actresses and the new school actresses! Sharlene is playing a bad girl that Kimoko simply Must send to her grave in this bosomy tale!)
"Wow,"Kimiko declares after viewing the picture of her next target, "Her breasts are almost as big as mine!"
"They're bigger," Kimiko's client insists, "It's why she was able to seduce my husband with them!"
"I think your distress is clouding your perspective on breast size," Kimiko affirms, "But regardless, she won't be a problem for you after tonight!"
"You just watch your ass...besides seducing my husband for money, she's a crime boss who has done a lot of dirt in this town! She's a cold-blooded killer and-"
"So am I congresswoman," Kimiko interrupts, "So am I..."
"It's not like I'm worried or concerned about You!" the congresswoman asserts, "I just don't want her leaving your big bazooms laying out here dead somewhere, unexplained and bothersome, and I want her Dead before she has a chance to stick those fat chocolate tits in my man's Face again! Understand! You kill that voluptuous bitch!
"Fine," Kimiko says with a chuckle, "One pair of deceased chocolate milk juggs will be delivered by morning!"
On the way from her meeting , Kimiko is suddenly overcome with a nervous feeling. This feeling has served her well in the past. It the well-tuned senses of an assassiness who knows that she is in danger!
Sure enough, shots ring out, just as Kimiko starts running with her big juggs bouncing!
"So YOU'RE the ho that congress-Bitch hired to kill me, huh?" rings out a seductive, velvety voice, "You took the Wrong job sista! Do you hear me? I run Big Titty City, not you, not her, but ME!"
Sharlene emphasizes her sentiment with two more gunshots.
"So much for silent weapons!" Kimiko says to herself as she opens her briefcase after ducking around a corner, "I need some self-defense type firepower!"
Kimiko pulls out her Uzi, and the two huge-breasted women take shots at each other in a fearsomely voluptuous gunfight!. Titties bounce and curvy ass-muscles flex as the two vixens try desperately to kill each other!
The dark alley resounds with gunshots. Kimiko's bursts are short and precise, maneuvering the topless Sharlene into a more vulnerable position!
"Come on bitch, an Uzi!" Sharlene chastises, "What an uppity bitch to be shooting a-UNAHH-UMPH-UMPH-ANGH!!"
The uncalculated diss is cut short by uzi bullets drawing a line through Sharlene's jiggly breasts!
Her body bucks with her back arched as her heavy titties are tossed around. Kimiko's target drops her pistols and staggers back into the wall!
"She told me to keep those chocolate milk juggs out of her husband's face bitch, so I just Splattered that Milky Way!"
Sharlene's last words have already been spoken, so her answer to Kimiko's semi-witty comment goes without a reply. Her lungs are shredded behind her massive tits. There is no talking for the dying woman. She can only stare as her killer laughs.
Sharlene has a massive heart attack and dies as her body purposefully puts her out of her misery. Her chest bucks as she clenches a hand between her soft titties, grasping in vain at the pain behind her cleavage, and then her curvaceous corpse finishes sliding slowly and sensuously down the wall. Her vision blurs and it gets inevitably darker as she stares at Kimiko's impressive bosom jiggling as she laughs at her dying prey.
Sharlene is dead before she hits the ground; this causes her to land hard and uncontrolled onto her big butt, and her fresh corpse bounces in a moment of jiggling breasts before she slides to the side, a deceased bundle of voluptuousness against the wall.
Kimiko calls the congresswoman declaring "She's dead, in the alley behind the building we just met in! I could use some help getting rid of her!"
"You fat-breasted Idiot!" the congresswoman replies, "You were supposed to kill her Quietly! It sounded like a fucking Battle out there!"
"It was! She ambushed me! That is...was a tough broad congresswoman! Anyway the longer you take to send some help-"
"They're already coming! You collect that splattered pile of tits, and help them dispose of her! Now!"[/quote]
NSFW Link that shiznit jesus christ god bless america
bro its just tits with bad decals on em
my friend's cousin [del]has[/del] had a deviantart account
[t]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/357/f/9/merry_christmas___1_by_sunfishparty99-d8ax2r0.png[/t]
[t]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/326/9/9/rocky_and_bullwinkle_fan_art_by_sunfishparty99-d879os9.jpg[/t]
[t]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/031/f/b/lanky_kong_acupuncture_by_sunfishparty99-d74jz3h.jpg[/t]
his art is interesting to say the least
[url=http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/270/0/9/coolest_cop_by_sunfishparty99-d6o78oq.jpg]NSFW[/url]
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oh and hes like 14 years old now
[QUOTE=MrBond;47621165]my friend's cousin [del]has[/del] had a deviantart account
[t]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/357/f/9/merry_christmas___1_by_sunfishparty99-d8ax2r0.png[/t]
[t]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/326/9/9/rocky_and_bullwinkle_fan_art_by_sunfishparty99-d879os9.jpg[/t]
[t]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/031/f/b/lanky_kong_acupuncture_by_sunfishparty99-d74jz3h.jpg[/t]
his art is interesting to say the least
[url=http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/270/0/9/coolest_cop_by_sunfishparty99-d6o78oq.jpg]NSFW[/url]
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oh and hes like 14 years old now[/QUOTE]
holy fucking shit dude sunfishparty99 is a legend in this thread. if you ever meet the dude tell him he has some ardent admirers on facepunch.
[editline]29th April 2015[/editline]
also do his cheekbones actually look like that all the time?
[QUOTE=Little Donny;47621190]holy fucking shit dude sunfishparty99 is a legend in this thread. if you ever meet the dude tell him he has some ardent admirers on facepunch.
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alright man i've only met him like once he lives in my town and i'm scared to go near him but i'll definitely keep that in mind
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he used to go by the name funkygamecritic actually, we exchanged tons of youtube messages because he wanted me once to "Lets Play" some of his horrid game creations, i even have some videos ofhim on my YT channel unlisted actually
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;47621449][IMG]http://pre10.deviantart.net/6d84/th/pre/i/2015/118/9/2/eoi_c_rainbine_by_unknownspeedalicorn-d8rf8ed.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Don't want to get on her good side
I just wish someone would euthanize these poor, fucked up PCs
[editline]29th April 2015[/editline]
[IMG]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs37/f/2008/240/c/b/Drunken_Lionbear_Chat_by_teaselbone.jpg[/IMG]
The perspective is so messed up there.
There were some comments saying "great perspective"
[URL="http://img04.deviantart.net/708d/i/2015/117/a/5/6q4lz2m_by_graphixoul-d8rceri.jpg"]The mods let straight up pony sex pass right on in[/URL]
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47622630][URL="http://img04.deviantart.net/708d/i/2015/117/a/5/6q4lz2m_by_graphixoul-d8rceri.jpg"]The mods let straight up pony sex pass right on in[/URL][/QUOTE]
The mods dont approve of anything manually. Its assumed you're not a freak that uploads porn to DA.
Case and point:snip
[b]Why does the pyro even has eyebrows[/b] :v:
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[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;47622720][b]Why does the pyro even has eyebrows[/b] :v:
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Probably should thumb this because holy fuck huge.
Also holy fuck what is this.
[QUOTE=Demache;47622762]Probably should thumb this because holy fuck huge.
Also holy fuck what is this.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I forgot. Should be fixed now.
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;47622720][b]Why does the pyro even has eyebrows[/b] :v:
[IMG]http://orig02.deviantart.net/f7c0/f/2015/118/0/7/___sfm__a_guardian_angel_in_training___by_wario_girl-d8rg0ih.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://eubc.eusu.ed.ac.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Do-you-have-any-idea-how-fast-you-were-scrolling.jpeg[/IMG]
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[IMG]http://orig11.deviantart.net/2dde/f/2015/109/b/9/theory__by_1hatsunemiku01-d8qdg8g.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;47621449][IMG]http://pre10.deviantart.net/6d84/th/pre/i/2015/118/9/2/eoi_c_rainbine_by_unknownspeedalicorn-d8rf8ed.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I thought she had twat written on her forehead for a moment.
An edgier ponified version of this
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[IMG]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/329/9/e/rebecca_tg_by_darkoshen-d85u57h.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/283/0/5/it_s_friday_by_darkoshen-d811uh2.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/313/f/a/ladykini__midget_tg_sequence_by_darkoshen-d83m5m8.jpg[/IMG]
That's too much internet for me today.
[img]http://gyazo.com/ad80ffecfb03bdc34a184c0350f13138.png[/img]
i swear i've seen this person at a water park
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