Its not DA but I'm sure it would be, here's something horrifying:
[QUOTE]Special Brownies Episode 1 | By: Honeybuun1018
One day on a Saturday, Ben invited Ben 23 over to play the latest sumo slammers game. Sumo Slammers XD. Both Bens played for two hours. They were getting hungry. Ben decided to eat something light and not heavy. Ben then went into the kitchen and started making the brownies.
" Aw man. There's no water and only a little oil. Oh well, better make the best of it; Might as well invite my #1 fan to have brownies.....oh, thank goodness, there's still some left. Hmmm Rook s special water. Smells like and looks like water to me."
Ben went on ahead and made the brownies. 39 minutes later.
" Brownies are ready. I made 24 brownies for you, me and my friends. There is a special ingredient inside
Them."
"Good! CUZ I AM STARVING!"
The two began chowing down on peanut butter cup fudge brownies. Filling their bellies up; little did they know that a little surprise was waiting for them.
15 minutes later , a strong cramp was hitting their sides.
" Ooooh. I need to go to the bathroom. Ben, I don't think I can make it. "
" you can do it. You're a big boy. "
"*groans* ok."
Ben was halfway through the game when he heard a loud fart escape from the hallway.
" hey, you ok in there? I heard a fart. "
Then the pain grew stronger in ben's belly only to hear "FLRRRRRRTCH!"
Ben 23 came in the kitchen crying. His pants were soaked and the smell of poop filled the air.
"How did you?"
" I went to the bathroom in my pants! "
" How?. I just don't know what hap---*faaarrrrrt* oh no! Laxatives! Rook must've put something in the water. "
Just as soon as his fear got worse, Rook Blonko and Jimmy Jones came in the kitchen and saw the two boys who peed and pooped their pants
Ben 10 and Ben 23 looked up at the two shocked.
" Me from the 23rd dimension, you better get going home. I'll explain everything to rook myself."
And with that, he called his azmuth and he was sent back.
Meanwhile, Kevin was asleep in his bed until he heard a faint wetting sound. He quickly got up and ran to the bathroom and tried to pee.....it didn't happen.
" How is this possible? I've got to go to Gwen about this. Sorry to wake you up, Zed. But this is important! "
"Rook, you mind telling me why you replaced laxatives with water! ?"
"I need to see this for myself! "
" Jimmy no! It's a trap!"
Ben turned back to Rook who was snickering.
" 2 down. Few more to go." He thought
Jimmy Jones was shocked to see his superhero sitting on the floor with pee and poo in his pants. The foul smell was just like a baby's room whenever they make poopy and pees in their diaperst
"Jimmy, be a boy and get supplies for the new baby?"
" The new baby?"
" yes. That is what ben is; a stinky, poopy diaper boy."
Ben was so embarrassed.
" Ben, i am going to take you to my planet where you will be cared by me. Gwen and Kevin are coming too. I will tell your parents that you'll be cared for THE BABYISH WAY! Jimmy Jones will be my new partner. I knew that u were a baby from the start. "
" Rook, why? I thought we were partners. I'm telling grandma max on you!"
" awwww. I think someone is a little cranky. By the way, magister max already knows what happened."
Ben began to tear up.
"Things cannot get worser!"
Then Gwen and Kevin entered the door; along with Zed and Jimmy.
To be continued. ...
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Here's the image that was with it...
[t]http://d.facdn.net/art/honeybuun1018/1422493588/1422493588.honeybuun1018_20150128_195803.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Virtro;47030951]Its not DA but I'm sure it would be, here's something horrifying:
Here's the image that was with it...
[t]http://facdn.net/art/honeybuun1018/1422493588/1422493588.honeybuun1018_20150128_195803.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
it's weird how he specifies the brownies take 39 minutes to make
How could we appreciate something so... bad?
[QUOTE=Zangeiti;47031255]How could we appreciate something so... bad?[/QUOTE]
Because deviantArt is a masterpiece of a modern tragedy.
[IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/028/8/8/skyrim_curvedswords_by_tompreston-d8ft6qp.jpg[/IMG]
I believe this is appropriate to the above:
[IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/112/4/f/syac_career_by_tompreston-d62lcxt.jpg[/IMG]
at least he's self-aware
that never happens in the game
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;47031949]that never happens in the game[/QUOTE]
Especially if you get the mod that fixes that, like I have and never have encountered this problem in the 200+ hours I've played this game.
It's word pools. Even if the writers made the biggest pool they can, it's only a matter of time until you uncover every single written line from that pool and it starts repeating itself.
That image right after a longass "haters ruined my life I'm so depressed it almost makes me want to quit art." post on DA. Also why is there no background in any of these Skyrim pics? His backgrounds have always been lazy newspaper comic-styled crap but at least they usually exist.
[img]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2015/029/4/9/remember_me__by_happiness4488-d8fu9d2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2015/029/c/2/vengeance_is_served__by_happiness4488-d8fua9i.jpg[/img]
[quote]I want to hurt you as much as you hurt me. You made me
I just wanted to be a good supporter, and possibly a friend.
But you ignored me, no, shunned me for being the only person I know how to be.
I tried to make nice, but you ignored me some more.
All the pain, the emotional pain, you caused me trying to figure out what I did wrong.
Then it came to me. It wasn't my fault it was yours.
I tried to be nice, I tried to forgive you.
But it's too late for that, for your petty apologies.
This bear's finally got his claws,
Long, sharp and ready to strike.
So you better look out my little failure, this bear's gonna tear you to shreds![/quote]
even though it's not him it reminds me of preston's bear, so many features are similar right down to the glasses
the tags are #anger #bipolarbear #dualpersonality #vengeance too
[url=http://ikeelyou457.deviantart.com/art/Farting-Diaries-Skyla-Pokemon-510337197]also surprise fart story[/url]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/48zzzTB.png[/img]
never before have I experienced such a powerful incentive for a gym badge, story is a genuine thrill ride
[QUOTE=Hanso;47030722][IMG]http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2015/004/6/b/penn_and_teller_by_chaos_neverthrive-d8copf4.png[/IMG]
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Into the trash it goes.
[QUOTE=Tycholarfero;47032826][img]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2015/029/4/9/remember_me__by_happiness4488-d8fu9d2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2015/029/c/2/vengeance_is_served__by_happiness4488-d8fua9i.jpg[/img]
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I've always hated this kind of crap.
It just screams "I wish I were legally insane, then I can do things without the worrisome feeling of taking responsibility."
Straight from newest:
[IMG]http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2015/029/8/a/mlp_caption_64_by_jyroman53-d8fun3n.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2015/029/5/6/mlp_caption_63_by_jyroman53-d8fumub.png[/IMG]
His [URL="http://jyroman53.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&offset=0"]whole gallery[/URL] is full of poorly translated, punchlineless MLP "memes"/captions.
[QUOTE=Rockeiro123;47032831]Into the trash it goes.[/QUOTE]
And then set the trash on fire.
[QUOTE=Doritos-pope;47033226]
His [URL="http://jyroman53.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&offset=0"]whole gallery[/URL] is full of poorly translated, punchlineless MLP "memes"/captions.[/QUOTE]
i feel like some of them are unintentionally very relevant to this thread
[t]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2015/028/6/e/mlp_caption_54_by_jyroman53-d8fr0at.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Little Donny;47033364]i feel like some of them are unintentionally very relevant to this thread
[t]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2015/028/6/e/mlp_caption_54_by_jyroman53-d8fr0at.png[/t][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2015/028/8/9/mlp_caption_57_by_jyroman53-d8fr2b2.png[/IMG]
I just read the description of one of his newest uploads and apparently he's uploading NINETY SIX of these things.
Good lord! :suicide:
I think those pony pictures kinda have the lolcat effect. There's something weirdly amusing about that level of broken English.
[QUOTE=suXin;47033842][img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/199/c/2/duck_face_by_shakealicious-d6e13i1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I've heard of pulling a duckface when you take pictures but this is bringing it to a new level
[URL="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jc-the-hyena/"]Who wants to browse the FurAffinity profile of the Sonic.exe author?[/URL] NSFW as fuck, of course.
[QUOTE=suXin;47033842][img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/199/c/2/duck_face_by_shakealicious-d6e13i1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That's a torinigen.
[img]http://archive.uboachan.net/yn/src/1239330946975.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Nightscout;47030445]LolWhut.[/QUOTE]
kids love the shit out of it. It's CN's most popular show right now.
[QUOTE=TheFishyG;47034775]kids love the shit out of it. It's CN's most popular show right now.[/QUOTE]
The fact that so many children are viewing and loving this bastardization of what was essentially the show of my childhood hurts me at my very core. Why couldn't they just bring back the show the way it was?
Anyway.
[t]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2015/029/e/5/raven_s_outfit_mishap_by_cyber_murph-d8fuyt4.png[/t]
[t]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2015/028/1/5/technological_by_silvertail24-d8fr6g9.jpg[/t]
[t]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2015/028/b/2/blackfire_doll_slave__by_uberbomb-d8fqfbu.jpg[/t]
[t]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2015/027/1/e/sumo_raven_2_by_artist_srf-d8fnqnz.png[/t]
As a Sonic fan, there is so much wrong with this picture
[IMG]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/212/b/2/sonic_vs_metal_sonic_by_theewerithingking-d59aq3e.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE]I wanted to make apicture with Metal Sonic and i did
Metal Sonic vs Sonic in Stardust road[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dragara;47034956]The fact that so many children are viewing and loving this bastardization of what was essentially the show of my childhood hurts me at my very core. Why couldn't they just bring back the show the way it was?
Anyway.
[t]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2015/029/e/5/raven_s_outfit_mishap_by_cyber_murph-d8fuyt4.png[/t]
[t]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2015/028/1/5/technological_by_silvertail24-d8fr6g9.jpg[/t]
[t]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2015/028/b/2/blackfire_doll_slave__by_uberbomb-d8fqfbu.jpg[/t]
[t]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2015/027/1/e/sumo_raven_2_by_artist_srf-d8fnqnz.png[/t][/QUOTE]
I was a fan of the first cartoon as a kid and I think the new show is fun.
[editline]29th January 2015[/editline]
Also
[IMG]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2015/029/5/3/pickle__taste_the_rainbow_by_curiouscreatures-d8fvr2d.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2015/029/9/f/sweetie_belle___bed_time_by_edplus-d8fuqs9.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE]Sweetie Belle: I'm scared, Ed, please tell me a bed time story.
Ed: How about i sleep with you and protect ya, you'll be safe with me.
Sweetie Belle: Okay, awesome!
Ed: Let me give you a kiss and lets sleep.
*They kiss and fall a sleep*
The End.[/QUOTE]
Eds going full out
Is that a bottle of bleach?
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