• No one laughs at my jokes.
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i think your funny.
Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle...
"Hah hah, don't shoot out any windows with that!" "You should, that guy still hasn't returned our game." I don't see how that could, in any way, be funny. At all.
[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/nbf31s.jpg[/IMG] I prescribe some Bill Maher.
OP don't quit your day job.
OP is just socially awkward :ms:
OP your like that kid who never shut up with his shitty jokes and everyone trys to either fake laugh or ignore.
What's the differance between a dead baby and a Ferrari? -I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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Surely enough, that was no cavalcade of whimsy. It sounds to me like you were just being a dick. If you really want to be funny, you should start watching sitcoms. I'm going to prescribe Seinfeld, Wings, Cheers, Frasier, News Radio, Taxi and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
If you said that "joke" in Christopher Walken or Morgan Freeman's voice it would be downright hilarious.
[QUOTE=The Ripper;20908716]If you said that "joke" in Christopher Walken or Morgan Freeman's voice it would be downright hilarious.[/QUOTE] No, no, you're talkin' to my guy the wrong way. You disrespect him again and I'm gonna have to stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
[QUOTE=Identity;20905854]Yeah, because putting BB's through someone's window, not to mention the [B]possibility of injury[/B] is hilarious.[/QUOTE] I have to admit, that would actually be hilarious.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;20902839]My brother got a pellet gun today for his birthay. My mom said, "You better be careful with that. You could probably shoot a hole through James' window!" (James is our neighbor.) So I encourged Joey, my brother, to do just that, saying that he deserved it because I'm kind of pissed James hasn't returned our Fable II game yet, even though we've asked him to. Okay, so maybe I was half-kidding. But still. Everyone got all quiet and now I'm the pariah in my family for the day. I don't get why no one laughed. I thought it was funny. Now Joey outside shooting his pellet gun. We should probably be watching him since he's technically too young to be handling it according to the box, but whatever. So should I tone myself down and fit in, at least with my family, or just say 'fuck it' and strive to make them more uncomfortable? Kind of torn here, though I'm not sure it matters. I don't know if my image is salvageable at this point, anyway.[/QUOTE] I'm in tears. That was the greatest joke I've ever read in my life.
What did Hitler say when he ate the undercooked bagel? "This bagel is too jewy, put it in the oven". This is a joke. Also you are asspie.
I'm reading it but... Where's the joke?
OP needs to realize that he isn't funny, it takes a special "talent" to be funny.
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;20908661]What's the differance between a dead baby and a Ferrari? -I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=16849&dateline=1264302336[/img]
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;20902866]Its because you aren't funny.[/QUOTE] Yes, that.
It's all opinionated.
Make an actual joke.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;20902839]My brother got a pellet gun today for his birthay. My mom said, "You better be careful with that. You could probably shoot a hole through James' window!" (James is our neighbor.) So I encourged Joey, my brother, to do just that, saying that he deserved it because I'm kind of pissed James hasn't returned our Fable II game yet, even though we've asked him to. Okay, so maybe I was half-kidding. But still. Everyone got all quiet and now I'm the pariah in my family for the day. I don't get why no one laughed. I thought it was funny. Now Joey outside shooting his pellet gun. We should probably be watching him since he's technically too young to be handling it according to the box, but whatever. So should I tone myself down and fit in, at least with my family, or just say 'fuck it' and strive to make them more uncomfortable? Kind of torn here, though I'm not sure it matters. I don't know if my image is salvageable at this point, [/quote]hahaha I'm sorry your thread title is hilarious, it literally made me laugh out loud
You aren't funny, and you need to get your grammar in check.
my birthday was yesterday
Right place for the right thing bro
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;20903265]Whenever you go to make a remark, stop yourself. Your life will be better.[/QUOTE] I- nevermind
How come nobody laughed at your unfunny joke when everybody laughs at the class clown's unfunny jokes.
This statement is a joke.
Read a big book of lame ass jokes. Do opposite.
I get/got this too. We were watching this ACA show about this kid who jumped off a bridge 'cause he got called fat, and my mom is like "Jesus" and I was like "Clearly he drowned, he's not Jesus." Nobody laughed. :ohdear:
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