• No one laughs at my jokes.
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I do this shit on purpose, make really mean or horrible jokes and everyone looks at me awkwardly, don't let it get you down. [QUOTE=Zayfox;20912907]I get/got this too. We were watching this ACA show about this kid who jumped off a bridge 'cause he got called fat, and my mom is like "Jesus" and I was like "Clearly he drowned, he's not Jesus." Nobody laughed. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I would've been laughing my ass off, rated funny.
awkward silence to all your "jokes" means you aren't funny, no matter your opinion
[QUOTE=johanz;20902966]Never make jokes if you think you are funny. Chances are you're not.[/QUOTE] Wait... so comedians all think they're incredibly serious people doing motivational speeches? Those poor bastards.
You just said thet he should shoot the window, because you want him to, you didnt say it for comic effect. So no one thought it was supposed to be funny, and your family just think youre a dick because of it.
I laughed at the thread title.
Everyone laughs at mine, even when they're really shit.
Alligator Semen.
[url]www.instantrimshot.com[/url] every time you tell a joke play that sound just after
You are not funny Understood?
IMO, if you are trying to be funny, it usually fails, but when you think of a joke for an appropriate scenario, it's a thousand times funnier than stupid stuff that you did for example.
You should shoot your school up. Then everyone will think you're hilarious.
[QUOTE=Rasrap Smurf;20903288]What I hate is when I make a joke and nobody thinks it's funny but then later someone popular says the exact same one and then it's hilarious.[/QUOTE] .
Your funny..looking.
Your born a comedian. You cant become one just like that, practice wont help you. [editline]07:07PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Shoupie;20902839]My brother got a pellet gun today for his birthay. My mom said, "You better be careful with that. You could probably shoot a hole through James' window!" (James is our neighbor.) So I encourged Joey, my brother, to do just that, saying that he deserved it because I'm kind of pissed James hasn't returned our Fable II game yet, even though we've asked him to. Okay, so maybe I was half-kidding. But still. Everyone got all quiet and now I'm the pariah in my family for the day. I don't get why no one laughed. I thought it was funny. Now Joey outside shooting his pellet gun. We should probably be watching him since he's technically too young to be handling it according to the box, but whatever. So should I tone myself down and fit in, at least with my family, or just say 'fuck it' and strive to make them more uncomfortable? Kind of torn here, though I'm not sure it matters. I don't know if my image is salvageable at this point, anyway.[/QUOTE] Racist jokes always funny... Depends who your with though.
I always say unfunny things and people laugh at it. So you suck and your parents hate you.
Try to be less of a comedian and see what actually makes them laugh. don't expect them to laugh at every thing you say
Just ask people if they like fishsticks. if they say yes, ask if they like putting fishsticks in their mouth. If they say yes again, call them a gay fish.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;20902839]My brother got a pellet gun today for his birthay. My mom said, "You better be careful with that. You could probably shoot a hole through James' window!" (James is our neighbor.) So I encourged Joey, my brother, to do just that, saying that he deserved it because I'm kind of pissed James hasn't returned our Fable II game yet, even though we've asked him to. Okay, so maybe I was half-kidding. But still. Everyone got all quiet and now I'm the pariah in my family for the day. I don't get why no one laughed. I thought it was funny. Now Joey outside shooting his pellet gun. We should probably be watching him since he's technically too young to be handling it according to the box, but whatever. So should I tone myself down and fit in, at least with my family, or just say 'fuck it' and strive to make them more uncomfortable? Kind of torn here, though I'm not sure it matters. I don't know if my image is salvageable at this point, anyway.[/QUOTE] Maybe they don't laugh at your jokes, But I'm fucking laughing at your troubles :v:
[QUOTE=Skellyhell;20940265]Just ask people if they like fishsticks. if they say yes, ask if they like putting fishsticks in their mouth. If they say yes again, call them a gay fish.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't recommend this, it's a good way to get beat up by Kanye West.
but i laughed
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it didn't wanted to be roasted.
The joke could have been funny, but I bet you suck at delivery. You probably went deadpan and made them think you were serious.
In comedy timing is everything. Young brother gets a weapon(pellet gun), mom gets nervous and reminds him to be careful where he shoots- not a good time to encourage little brother to [i]do the opposite of what your mom just told him[/i]. Remember, there is a time and place for everything, even jokes.
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;20946911]In comedy timing is everything. Young brother gets a weapon(pellet gun), mom gets nervous and reminds him to be careful where he shoots- not a good time to encourage little brother to [i]do the opposite of what your mom just told him[/i]. Remember, there is a time and place for everything, even jokes.[/QUOTE] I actually can seem to naturally time things perfect, in some people opinions. Sometimes you're just born funny?
Is this seriously what FP has become? "oh man, I made an awkward comment and my family didn't appreciate it, better go tell facepunch"
saying "hey lets shoot someones window because they didnt return our game" in front of your family (or anyone) isnt comedic gold like you think it is
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20902978]It's only funny when nobody around you suffers from the prosses[/QUOTE] Not true my good sir, not true at all. Also, it's process, not prosses.
[QUOTE=tomahawk2;20947704]Is this seriously what FP has become? "oh man, I made an awkward comment and my family didn't appreciate it, better go tell facepunch"[/QUOTE] Where have you been, it's always been like this.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;20902839]My brother got a pellet gun today for his birthay. My mom said, "You better be careful with that. You could probably shoot a hole through James' window!" (James is our neighbor.) So I encourged Joey, my brother, to do just that, saying that he deserved it because I'm kind of pissed James hasn't returned our Fable II game yet, even though we've asked him to. Okay, so maybe I was half-kidding. But still. Everyone got all quiet and now I'm the pariah in my family for the day. I don't get why no one laughed. I thought it was funny. Now Joey outside shooting his pellet gun. We should probably be watching him since he's technically too young to be handling it according to the box, but whatever. So should I tone myself down and fit in, at least with my family, or just say 'fuck it' and strive to make them more uncomfortable? Kind of torn here, though I'm not sure it matters. I don't know if my image is salvageable at this point, anyway.[/QUOTE] And that was funny because......?
I laughed....At kids.
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