All the lifestyle forums are gone and Hezzy is no longer a mod.
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[QUOTE=Stizzles;28244318][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/71pDq.gif[/img_thumb]
lmao[/QUOTE]
Ew where is that poop coming from?
neckshit
[QUOTE=john_frohman;28245790]
neckshit[/QUOTE]
i thought it was just me
[QUOTE=Regorc's Chest;28245684]
I don't want to insult or demean you in any way Garry, just don't forget what Facepunch is. [/QUOTE]
A forum Garry made?
Will this make me stop coming to Facepunch? No.
Will this make me come to Facepunch a [b]lot[/b] less often? Yes.
Does Garry care? No.
If TH89 can get re-modded, then I'm pretty sure Hezzy can too.
Wow, Hezzy was truly one of the best people I've seen being mod. +1 for remod.
"Gayry" Copyright 2011, Cheeseman
Act I, Part I
[I]the stage is set with garry in intense sex with something awful. garry is wearing black leather, a collar that says "will code for sexual favors". we watch the duo go at it for around twenty-five minutes without pause before garry slumps into a heap, panting[/I]
[B]garry:[/B] oh my god something awful you are amazing
[B]something awful:[/B] shut the fuck up you stupid cumslut
[B]garry:[/B] sorry sir
[B]something awful:[/B] what the hell did i just say
[I]something awful slaps garry across the face in sheer hatred of the pathetic husk his bitch had become[/I]
[B]
garry:[/B] :(
[B]something awful:[/B] hey garry i need you to fuck up your forums some more
[B]garry:[/B] but i already created tons of rules that contradict how mods have been running the forums, which was perfect before i destabilised them, and i already added titles that completely go against everything the forum has said until now! what more could you possibly want my sexy, delicious master i can only ever look up to in complete love
[B]something awful:[/B] stop sucking my dick you stupid fucking faggot i said FUCK UP YOUR FORUM
[B]garry:[/B] yes sir sorry sir
[I]ten minutes later, garry sees a perfect chance[/I]
[B]garry:[/B] aha! one of my greatest admins, who has actively taken part in this community regularly for years, and has always stood by my side and upheld the standards of FP since 2005, a truly herculean feat. an amazing moderator and a graet person. oh no, it appears he is making a mine craft sub forum, even though i have never stated that this is not allowed i will demod him and close all lifestyles subforums!!! pwned!!
[B]something awful:[/B] nice job
[B]garry:[/B] i live for your praise
[B]something awful:[/B] well that sucks because you'll never get it again you sack of shit, lick the ejaculate off my cock some more please
[B]garry:[/B] yes sir.............
[I]fade out[/I]
ps plz no ban garry
Goodbye posts.
It was nice while it lasted.
Cheeseman, I fucking love you.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the druggies and furries are going to start a revolution soon. Garry is going to be like Gaddafi except instead of dropping bombs on the protesters he'll drop perma-bans on them.
ONLY YOU CAN STOP THIS GARRY ONLY YOU
No but honestly, garry what the fuck are you doing. You literally arrive once every two months to do something completely provocative and contradictory to the community, you're a complete moron who should stick to what you do well - Coding. You have literally no ability in running a community and your actions have shown this for the past year and a half
shut the fuck up and go make garry's mod 2 instead of trying to destroy something that already works without your puerile input
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;28245964]Goodbye posts.
It was nice while it lasted.[/QUOTE]
Wow.
Holy shit.
[QUOTE=Cheeseman2;28245946]"Gayry" Copyright 2011, Cheeseman
Act I, Part I
[I]the stage is set with garry in intense sex with something awful. garry is wearing black leather, a collar that says "will code for sexual favors". we watch the duo go at it for around twenty-five minutes without pause before garry slumps into a heap, panting[/I]
[B]garry:[/B] oh my god something awful you are amazing
[B]something awful:[/B] shut the fuck up you stupid cumslut
[B]garry:[/B] sorry sir
[B]something awful:[/B] what the hell did i just say
[I]something awful slaps garry across the face in sheer hatred of the pathetic husk his bitch had become[/I]
[B]
garry:[/B] :(
[B]something awful:[/B] hey garry i need you to fuck up your forums some more
[B]garry:[/B] but i already created tons of rules that contradict how mods have been running the forums, which was perfect before i destabilised them, and i already added titles that completely go against everything the forum has said until now! what more could you possibly want my sexy, delicious master i can only ever look up to in complete love
[B]something awful:[/B] stop sucking my dick you stupid fucking faggot i said FUCK UP YOUR FORUM
[B]garry:[/B] yes sir sorry sir
[I]ten minutes later, garry sees a perfect chance[/I]
[B]garry:[/B] aha! one of my greatest admins, who has actively taken part in this community regularly for years, and has always stood by my side and upheld the standards of FP since 2005, a truly herculean feat. an amazing moderator and a graet person. oh no, it appears he is making a mine craft sub forum, even though i have never stated that this is not allowed i will demod him and close all lifestyles subforums!!! pwned!!
[B]something awful:[/B] nice job
[B]garry:[/B] i live for your praise
[B]something awful:[/B] well that sucks because you'll never get it again you sack of shit, lick the ejaculate off my cock some more please
[B]garry:[/B] yes sir.............
[I]fade out[/I][/QUOTE]
I can't breathe.
[QUOTE=Esteam;28246133]Wow.
Holy shit.[/QUOTE]
I approve of your avatar.
Can I use it?
:dance:
[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;28232914]Also he's demodded Hezzy,[/QUOTE]
Again?
Brilliant. I could really imagine the Facepunch mods as a sitcom.
Gary comes home after a hard days work at the office and see's Hezzy enjoying himself, AGAIN!
"I work 7 days a week in that office"
"What do you even do in that office?"
"I SIT THERE FOR 7 DAYS A WEEK! DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?"
Then bam. Hezzy is the victim of a hugely comical beating. Gary looks at the camera and winks and delivers a HILARIOUS one liner, because that's his style, and he can do what he wants because he's the main character. Then some old jokes about Mikfoz who is the ageing grampa. Then Verynicelady closes the episode with a moral message about friendship.
It's the best thing on TV. I would know, they haven't closed the TV sub forum [i]yet[/i].
[QUOTE=Assburgers;28246061]Yeah, I'm pretty sure the druggies and furries are going to start a revolution soon. Garry is going to be like Gaddafi except instead of dropping bombs on the protesters he'll drop perma-bans on them.
ONLY YOU CAN STOP THIS GARRY ONLY YOU[/QUOTE]
What I see happening is them all communicating over steam about just spamming GD with furry/drug threads. They would each make one thread about something pertaining to the topic, nothing out of the ordinary in their respective subforum.
[QUOTE=Cheeseman2;28246123]No but honestly, garry what the fuck are you doing. You literally arrive once every two months to do something completely provocative and contradictory to the community, you're a complete moron who should stick to what you do well - Coding. You have literally no ability in running a community and your actions have shown this for the past year and a half
shut the fuck up and go make garry's mod 2 instead of trying to destroy something that already works without your puerile input[/QUOTE]
Bit harsh...?
[QUOTE=Cheeseman2;28245946]"Gayry" Copyright 2011, Cheeseman
Act I, Part I
[I]the stage is set with garry in intense sex with something awful. garry is wearing black leather, a collar that says "will code for sexual favors". we watch the duo go at it for around twenty-five minutes without pause before garry slumps into a heap, panting[/I]
[B]garry:[/B] oh my god something awful you are amazing
[B]something awful:[/B] shut the fuck up you stupid cumslut
[B]garry:[/B] sorry sir
[B]something awful:[/B] what the hell did i just say
[I]something awful slaps garry across the face in sheer hatred of the pathetic husk his bitch had become[/I]
[B]
garry:[/B] :(
[B]something awful:[/B] hey garry i need you to fuck up your forums some more
[B]garry:[/B] but i already created tons of rules that contradict how mods have been running the forums, which was perfect before i destabilised them, and i already added titles that completely go against everything the forum has said until now! what more could you possibly want my sexy, delicious master i can only ever look up to in complete love
[B]something awful:[/B] stop sucking my dick you stupid fucking faggot i said FUCK UP YOUR FORUM
[B]garry:[/B] yes sir sorry sir
[I]ten minutes later, garry sees a perfect chance[/I]
[B]garry:[/B] aha! one of my greatest admins, who has actively taken part in this community regularly for years, and has always stood by my side and upheld the standards of FP since 2005, a truly herculean feat. an amazing moderator and a graet person. oh no, it appears he is making a mine craft sub forum, even though i have never stated that this is not allowed i will demod him and close all lifestyles subforums!!! pwned!!
[B]something awful:[/B] nice job
[B]garry:[/B] i live for your praise
[B]something awful:[/B] well that sucks because you'll never get it again you sack of shit, lick the ejaculate off my cock some more please
[B]garry:[/B] yes sir.............
[I]fade out[/I]
ps plz no ban garry[/QUOTE]
I fucking lol'd.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;28246188]Bit harsh...?[/QUOTE]
nope sorry garry's dumb bullshit has gone on long enough
he's killing my favorite forum because he can't leave moderating to the mods like a good little boy
Garry said that furries aren't wanted here.
That could possibly mean there will be no furries and all resistance will be banned?
Proof:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8dP66.png[/img]
(thank you very much, garry. What you've sacrificed just to keep furries away wasn't entirely recommendable, but it'll keep the furries away. Right? Oh, shit..)
[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;28246261]Garry said that furries aren't wanted here.
That could possibly mean there will be no furries and all resistance will be banned?
Proof:
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/8dP66.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
No...he means that if they want to talk about furry shit they can talk about it elsewhere. We're not getting a giant furry cull a la Something Awful.
He was saying fast threads is for furries?
Oh hell no
He was saying fast threads is for furries?
Oh hell no
I know, that's what I meant. Supposedly, the furries are planning to move up and spam their sick shit in GD. And since they got banned in fast threads, this could mean ban for the furries...
:dance:
[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;28246261]Garry said that furries aren't wanted here.
That could possibly mean there will be no furries and all resistance will be banned?
Proof:
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/8dP66.png[/img_thumb]
(thank you very much, garry. What you've sacrificed just to keep furries away wasn't entirely recommendable, but it'll keep the furries away. Right? Oh, shit..)[/QUOTE]
are you literally retarded
Eh, I think a furry cull would be totally condonable.
I know, that's what I meant. Supposedly, the furries are planning to move up and spam their sick shit in GD. And since they got banned in fast threads, this could mean ban for the furries...
:dance:
[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;28246332]I know, that's what I meant. Supposedly, the furries are planning to move up and spam their sick shit in GD. And since they got banned in fast threads, this could mean ban for the furries...
:dance:[/QUOTE]
what is wrong with you this has nothing to do with furries put that stuff away
[QUOTE=Justice;28246343]Re-mod Hezzy and make a Drug Discussion subforum. All that needs to be done to fix Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;28246332]I know, that's what I meant. Supposedly, the furries are planning to move up and spam their sick shit in GD. And since they got banned in fast threads, this could mean ban for the furries...
:dance:[/QUOTE]
You are gullible as fuck
That's not happening
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