Something i found in my cellar - General

Pour it over a bridge onto traffic. I'd be terrified if a penis/worm mutant thing hit my windshield at 50mph.

[QUOTE=Kiq;22834062]Sticky this god-damn thread. The world must know about penis-in-a-bottle.[/QUOTE] Penis-in-a-bottle get ya Penis-in-a-bottle right here! made in the USA!

I came into this thread eating spaghetti thinking that maybe you found a sword or some old cool relic. I wish you found a sword

Or place it on the cathedral of a catholic church. [B]EDIT: [/B] Automerge! :ninja:

[QUOTE=Zemog;22834101]Pour it over a bridge onto traffic. I'd be terrified if a penis/worm mutant thing hit my windshield at 50mph.[/QUOTE] That's actually a good idea, it would be examined after the crash and it would be on the news. But break it outside and be sure to video it all the way through. Also, this was the first thing that came to mind: [img]http://www.stargate-imperium.de/SG-I/Bilder/SG1/V%C3%B6lker/Goa'uld%20m.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;22823210]It's an appendix. I guess the former owner of you house wanted to keep his when they removed it, and he forgot about it when he moved out.[/QUOTE] I thought appendix's are much much smaller than that.. thing.

all i found in my cellar were many dead bodies of 10 and younger year old girls

[QUOTE=The Inzuki;22834248]all i found in my cellar were many dead bodies of 10 and younger year old girls[/QUOTE] what the fuck

It's a over grown tequila worm.

Open it up > Take pictures

[QUOTE=DJFender;22834513]Open it up > Take pictures[/QUOTE] And cut it in half. See if it is a living creature.

The tension - It's killing me! The public must know about the strange fiend in a bottle of apple juice that-that [I]guy[/I] found! Seriously though this is really rather interesting, you should genuinly take it to a place where science happens to get it examined, you never know it might be something new...somehow. If it's alive, i'm sure some people may have objections to killing it, after all it [I]is[/I] a 30 year old potentially sentient being. Personally i think it looks killable, i just hate the word "overgrown" especially in larvae form.

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;22833277]Might be a tapeworm[/QUOTE] I don't wanna pass that tapeworm. :ohdear:

Do something with it already!

I have found the actual answer. Just hear me out, this is not a bluff. Its [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha]Kombucha[/url], a fermented type of tea. What you see is the overgrown solid mass of yeast and bacteria, often referred to as the 'mother' or 'mushroom.' [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/48/Kombucha_Mature.jpg/405px-Kombucha_Mature.jpg[/img_thumb] It's sad that I know this but my dad actually got one and let it grow. It's fucking disgusting but I don't see why you couldn't drink it.

Sell it on eBay, some freak would buy it

Wait i have a more interesting proposal: [URL="http://img535.imageshack.us/i/whatthechrist.jpg/"][IMG]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/997/whatthechrist.jpg[/IMG][/URL] You probably shouldn't open it. Damn you paint! What have you done!

[QUOTE=ryan1271;22835058]I have found the actual answer. Just hear me out, this is not a bluff. Its [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha]Kombucha[/url], a fermented type of tea. What you see is the overgrown solid mass of yeast and bacteria, often referred to as the 'mother' or 'mushroom.' [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/48/Kombucha_Mature.jpg/405px-Kombucha_Mature.jpg[/img_thumb] It's sad that I know this but my dad actually got one and let it grow. It's fucking disgusting but I don't see why you couldn't drink it.[/QUOTE] Not that, its more of a worm

it seems like "mother of vinegar" on vinegar (vinegar forms in apple juice over time) it can grow this thick layer of yucky stuff.. judging by it's circumference and the circumference of the bottle at the top it may have formed in that ring and just got pushed downwards as more formed until it buckled and fell from the ring thus no more "mother of vinegar" forming. and for reference, here is what mother of vinegar is [img]http://www.acupuncturebrooklyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kombucha-mother-250x300.jpg[/img] So you can see what I'm saying by how it's formed and grown so big..

My friend had a bottle of 7up under his porch for so long that it turned into alcohol.

[QUOTE=Wafflemaster;22835864]My friend had a bottle of 7up under his porch for so long that it turned into alcohol.[/QUOTE] It sounds somewhat plausible. Sugar and water fermenting over a long period of time, I guess could turn to alcohol.

I have no idea what to say about this thing. It looks interresting though.

I would be scared to go near such thing

[QUOTE=LasGunz;22835220]it seems like "mother of vinegar" on vinegar (vinegar forms in apple juice over time) it can grow this thick layer of yucky stuff.. judging by it's circumference and the circumference of the bottle at the top it may have formed in that ring and just got pushed downwards as more formed until it buckled and fell from the ring thus no more "mother of vinegar" forming. and for reference, here is what mother of vinegar is [img_thumb]http://www.acupuncturebrooklyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kombucha-mother-250x300.jpg[/img_thumb] So you can see what I'm saying by how it's formed and grown so big..[/QUOTE] What kind of satan's piss vinegar are you using that it grows sheets of goo on it

[QUOTE=Zeke129;22836313]What kind of satan's piss vinegar are you using that it grows sheets of goo on it[/QUOTE] It happens to most store-bought vinegars after A LONG time. (ie 30 years)

-snip- didn't read the rest of the thread That's pretty fucking cool.

[QUOTE=LasGunz;22836504]It happens to most store-bought vinegars after A LONG time. (ie 30 years)[/QUOTE] That's it, I'm buying a jug of vinegar just for this. Will leaving it out in the sun hasten the process?

[QUOTE=Zeke129;22836534]That's it, I'm buying a jug of vinegar just for this. Will leaving it out in the sun hasten the process?[/QUOTE] I'm not 100% if it will do much but a quick look at the Wiki entry says this: [quote]Mother of vinegar can also form in store-bought vinegar if there is some non-fermented sugar and/or alcohol contained in the vinegar. While not appetizing in appearance, mother of vinegar is completely harmless and the surrounding vinegar does not have to be discarded because of it. It can be filtered out using a coffee filter, used to start a bottle of vinegar, or simply left in and ignored.[/quote] What is funny is that I just know this through general knowledge yet Wiki also explains it the same way I would have. So yeah, go for it just try find a brand that has some form of sugar (natural or otherwise) and alcohol (even if it's in tiny insignificant doses, over time it will ferment regardless) in it as well as the vinegar. You could eat the fermentated growth and nothing bad would come of it unless you just generally have a weak stomach against gross things. It would just be really vinegarry and like.. gooey.

I might try to make some myself now that wikipedia told me how it happens. I'll tell people it's vinegar jello and see if I can get them to taste it.

Move to somewhere nondescript in Africa. Swallow it. Be pursued by a man with unreal muscles and his sidekick who has a formidable arsenal but only uses a pistol.