[QUOTE=Strongbad;22840595]Remember the guy who supposedly glued his hand to his wang? He had pics too, and he was a trolololol.[/QUOTE]
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This is fascinating. I wish he wasn't banned so we could get to the bottom of this. I just wish it looked like a vagina and not a dick. :[
most likely fungus, in any case, DO NOT OPEN IT.
I'll take that manifestation of pure, unholy evil off you for 10$, good sir.
Give it to :science:
Throw it in someones yard, unleash worm hell on them
Use it for a self defense weapon.
When a robber breaks in grab your trusty jar of penis/mother of vinegar and approach him saying I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THIS, then when he pulls out a gun/knife pull out the object and slap him on the face. then watch him fall to the floor shouting "[B]OH GOD OH MAN[/B]"
MY MOJO!!!
<Austin powers>
Bust it on the sidewalk.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;22849917]I'll take that manifestation of pure, unholy evil off you for 10$, good sir.[/QUOTE]
I'll raise $20.
I think I'm going to be sick.
[QUOTE=DJFender;22856200]I'll raise $20.[/QUOTE]
Sorry someone offered 40 pounds in the first hours.
[QUOTE=Topsi;22856963]Sorry someone offered 40 pounds in the first hours.[/QUOTE]
Dammit
[QUOTE=Topsi;22856963]Sorry someone offered 40 pounds in the first hours.[/QUOTE]
You're back!
Any updates?
Just break that shit already, this is just getting boring now.
[QUOTE=spoggy;22857180]You're back!
Any updates?[/QUOTE]
Not really its just creeping the hell out of me and entering my dreams...
Ill consider opening it tomorrow.
[QUOTE=BrQ;22823197][img]http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//ox-penis.jpg[/img]
anyone??[/QUOTE]
What the Chair.
[QUOTE=aPanzerIV;22858180]What the . Chair.[/QUOTE]
What was the point of that?
Where do you live, OP? I want to be there when you open it.
[QUOTE=Zoidbear;22858612]Where do you live, OP? I want to be there when you open it.[/QUOTE]
Finland, good sir.
Se on kyrpä.
[QUOTE=Zoidbear;22858612]Where do you live, OP? I want to be there when you open it.[/QUOTE]
you really don't
the potential for a lethal toxin to be excreted from the fungi is extremely high
it should be microwaved for 1 minute first to kill everything off
I clicked this thread while eating.
Stop stalling and open it already. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=thisispain;22858947]you really don't
the potential for a lethal toxin to be excreted from the fungi is extremely high
it should be microwaved for 1 minute first to kill everything off[/QUOTE]
But what if it's a genie? :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Heroms;22859047]Stop stalling and open it already. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Listen to this guy!
Not at this time, its pitch black here. it would gain superpowers. Atm im scared it will appear behind my window. Being out in the open in my back yard afterall... :v:
Also... Not a geaoduck, whatever.
I thought geoduck was some sort of Pokemon from the name.
It's going to get you and put you in its jar.
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