Something i found in my cellar - General

Oh come on this isn't fair! Making some fucking Kraft Dinner right now. I'm considering not eating it now.

i am intrigued by this thread and I will continue to read it until this is solved, but brb I really want some apple juice...

What the hell is that? Maybe show it to like a doctor or something.

Maybe it's a snake :smug:

I hereby state that the object in question is demonic. Exorcism of your home in imminent.

I say, OP should record himself breaking the bottle open and releasing the demonic worm upon the world. Who else is with me?

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;22859166]It's geoduck. [/thread] [img]http://www.pac.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/science/species-especes/shellfish-coquillages/geopath/Images/intro1.jpg[/img] [img]http://tejiendoelmundo.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/almejas_gigantes.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.alaskaseafood.org/information/fisheries/pages/images/plated_geoduck1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Looks more like a geo[i]dick[/i] to me.

ok people, stfu with the "eat it" hurr hurr hurr, im pretty sure i've seen the same dumbass joke at least 20 times but seriously wtf that thing is the spawn of evil and i wouldn't open it if i were you because any spores that it may have may be inhaled and potentially harm you. but i would bet that that thing is the "mother of vinegar"

This shit is almost as nasty as the babies in a jar we keep at the naturehistory museum here in Gothenburg. Those are fucking disgusting...

Stop being a pussy and just open the bottle.

I guess they didn't have dildos 30 years ago...

[QUOTE=FoxMeister;22856255]I think I'm going to be sick.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Nasake;22862258]I guess they didn't have dildos 30 years ago...[/QUOTE] :barf:

It looks like those little fucks from Splice.

I'd bring that to a lab and get it analysed.

I think you should see if you can spawn a Drone from it.

It's a lava lamp.

If you open it, wear a gas mask or something...

[img]http://images.totalgamingnetwork.com/images/Jarate.jpg[/img] e: Test it on one of your neighbors and yell "PISS JAR!" for the sake of it.

[QUOTE=s3xt0y;22862596]It's a lava lamp.[/QUOTE] That actually makes sense.

Open the bottle and empty the contents in someones neck. Observe as the target will mentally break down.

Open it up, but be sure to have Kurt Russell nearby ready with a flame thrower [img]http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/t/h/i/thing-1982-05-g.jpg[/img]

Most likely some really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really old artichoke heart or pickle or ginger root that's been pickled and forgotten about.

This thread is so epic I've read every single post :golfclap: Anyway Smash it open and put it in a fish tank.

IT'S AN ALASKEN BULL WORM! [img]http://longstreet.typepad.com/thesciencebookstore/images/2008/10/11/alaskanischer_stierwurm.jpg[/img]

I love how everyone is asking when this will be solved. It already has. Proof? The video I was talking about and CodeMonkey3 found. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dHBO9WRGCI[/media] Apple juice + long period of time = leaf looking thing, or when left for longer times, a worm looking thing. Someone a while back said it to, mother of vinegar that grew down when it ran out of space.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;22862549]I think you should see if you can spawn a Drone from it.[/QUOTE] Too many underlings... Spawn more Overlords. You really should open that up soon though. It might be angry that is been trapped in there for 30 years.

Tequila worm.

[QUOTE=heavy artillery;22826159] [IMG]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/graffiti_walls_and_me/100_1671.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Everyone knows that isn't real, but whoever made that has way too much fucking time on their hands.

[QUOTE=lemon_lover;22863461]I love how everyone is asking when this will be solved. It already has. Proof? The video I was talking about and CodeMonkey3 found. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dHBO9WRGCI[/media] Apple juice + long period of time = leaf looking thing, or when left for longer times, a worm looking thing. Someone a while back said it to, mother of vinegar that grew down when it ran out of space.[/QUOTE] That guy is incredibly ugly and thinks he is so cool for drinking alcohol

Anyone think its the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila? Just... you know, took on some of the liquid for 30 years... and turned it to the color of apple juice... :barf: