What with all this talk of it being a bologna (even though its not), I'm thinking I should buy a jar of pickled bologna, take off the label, and stick it in my basement for my grandchildren to find.
Giant penis in a bottle.
This so reminds me of my great grandpa. He had an apricot orchard. One of his daughters was always filling jars with apricots, apricot jam, and other apricot products.
One day, he got sick of apricots day in and day out, so he put all the jars on a shelf that was built into the wall and boarded over it so it looked like just another wall. I think its still there after like 70 years.
Holy fuck it's one of those worms in the tequila bottles that's lived so long it's grown to a fucking BEHEMOTH!
[QUOTE=Broni;22864671]Holy fuck it's one of those worms in the tequila bottles that's lived so long it's grown to a fucking BEHEMOTH![/QUOTE]
That was my first thought.
[QUOTE=Hostel;22864700]That was my first thought.[/QUOTE]
Uh huh... I'm sure it was...
[QUOTE=Hostel;22864658]Giant penis in a bottle.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/rolleyes.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=lemon_lover;22863461]I love how everyone is asking when this will be solved. It already has. Proof? The video I was talking about and CodeMonkey3 found.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dHBO9WRGCI[/media]
Apple juice + long period of time = leaf looking thing, or when left for longer times, a worm looking thing.
Someone a while back said it to, mother of vinegar that grew down when it ran out of space.[/QUOTE]
That's what happens when I leave peach tea undisturbed for a few months.
It looks like a part of a large intestine.
just break it open and touch it, see what it feels like
Just smash it already! HULK SMASH
[QUOTE=4rawrs2;22864660]This so reminds me of my great grandpa. He had an apricot orchard. One of his daughters was always filling jars with apricots, apricot jam, and other apricot products.
One day, he got sick of apricots day in and day out, so he put all the jars on a shelf that was built into the wall and boarded over it so it looked like just another wall. I think its still there after like 70 years.[/QUOTE]
That's......interesting.
What'd he do afterword? Retire?
Yeah, that's fucking gross.
[QUOTE=doodmahn;22843416]You know, for some inexplicable reason, I thought those things were cute. I just liked the noises they made, and I felt a tiny bit bad for squishing them.
Back to the point of the thread: That is disgusting, OP. If that is seriously what happens to vinegar, I never want to eat that stuff again. Then again, that's like abstaining from meat because it rots, so...[/QUOTE]
I agree, I liked the grubbies. I didn't feel guilty about stomping on them, though. I just thought of the abominations they become later in life.
[QUOTE=4rawrs2;22864660]One day, he got sick of apricots day in and day out, so he put all the jars on a shelf that was built into the wall and boarded over it so it looked like just another wall. I think its still there after like 70 years.[/QUOTE]
That's one badass great grandpa you have there.
Bactofugation didn't occur when you left it in a non cooled cellar for 30 years which caused all of those microorganism's to build up over that long period of time. Its probably some E Coli shit, i wouldn't drink it..
[QUOTE=Theroy;22867648]Bactofugation didn't occur when you left it in a non cooled cellar for 30 years which caused all of those microorganism's to build up over that long period of time. Its probably some E Coli shit, i wouldn't drink it..[/QUOTE]
He's probably dead because he shat his colon out from the mass amounts of E. Coli.
Shit, so that's where my dick went!
Could you please mail it back to me so I can sew it back on?
This is what i instantly thought upon seeing the images.
[IMG]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1381/wtfdj.png[/IMG]
Be afraid, very afraid.
OP, just open the thing and post pictures
It's the antichrist. It's forever trapped in the bottle................open it.
Open that shit already
Kill it with fire.
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080420212100/bioshock/images/thumb/5/55/Sea_Slug.JPG/250px-Sea_Slug.JPG[/img]
Let it out and collect the ADAM it gives you?
[QUOTE=KevinsLunchbox;22870825][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080420212100/bioshock/images/thumb/5/55/Sea_Slug.JPG/250px-Sea_Slug.JPG[/img]
Let it out and collect the ADAM it gives you?[/QUOTE]
No, jam it in your firstborn daughter, and rule the oceans using her magic fluids!
Tell your friend you'll give him 100$ if he drinks some old apple juice.
Titanic sunk at this post. :v:
There are some worms in alcoholic drinks, such as tequila.
You could of had a worm in that bottle, that simply grew, although i've no idea how it got to that size if thats the case.
[QUOTE=4rawrs2;22864660] One of his daughters was always filling jars with apricots, apricot jam, and other apricot products.
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"One of his daughters" would be your great grandma/great aunt.
Anyway it's impossible for it to have grown to that size, something can only absorb so much.
I say it's an alien.
Deep fry it and eat it
[IMG]http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/worms.jpg[/IMG]
Those meal worms are damn tasty fried.
But if anything, it looks like that "Mother of Vinegar" that many people said before.
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;22868616]This is what i instantly thought upon seeing the images.
[IMG]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1381/wtfdj.png[/IMG]
Be afraid, very afraid.[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
It doesn't look like mother of vinergar because it's shaped so weirldy
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