of course when I'm eating Chinese food I open this thread.
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I would throw it at something. Then run away just to be safe.
Take it to someone who knows science, say, a professor or folks like that...
Break bottle, take monster, perform autopsy.
Take it to a vet and ask them to identify it.
Probably the easiest way to find out what it is.
maby its a fail attempt at a tequila worm
[QUOTE=derlicious;22872393]It doesn't look like mother of vinergar because it's shaped so weirldy[/QUOTE]
It grew down.
Or up and it pushed itself down...
Looks kind of like some sort of digestive tract.
That looks like a fucking embryo. I think we've confirmed that it's the Antichrist; about 6 more years and it will be full grown and ready to take on the world. Kill it now, save the world, be Jesus
[QUOTE=lopli;22865357]Just smash it already! HULK SMASH[/QUOTE]
Fuck that man its the modern equivalent of Pandora's box except if we let it out this time everyone will become Justin Bieber and Scientologist.
It looks like a [I]shit[/I]
Has anyone made any anomalous material jokes yet?
[IMG]http://www.wdfw.wa.gov/fish/shelfish/beachreg/graphics/2geoduck.jpg[/IMG]
I think its a geoduck clam. They burrow down in sandy wet areas and breath by extending that penis looking thing. It can extend up to 6 feet sometimes and retracts back in the earth when it feels something walking above.
take it to a museum and ask. I want to know too
It's a appendix.
[QUOTE=catfishyfish;22881642]take it to a museum and ask. I want to know too[/QUOTE]
Take it to the museum, put it on the front desk, wait a few seconds, then yell at the top of your lungs: "The fuck is this shit?"
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;22868616]This is what i instantly thought upon seeing the images.
[IMG]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1381/wtfdj.png[/IMG]
Be afraid, very afraid.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i25.tinypic.com/1oao0z.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=cheeseman52;22881626][IMG]http://www.wdfw.wa.gov/fish/shelfish/beachreg/graphics/2geoduck.jpg[/IMG]
I think its a geoduck clam. They burrow down in sandy wet areas and breath by extending that penis looking thing. It can extend up to 6 feet sometimes and retracts back in the earth when it feels something walking above.[/QUOTE]
Dang it, I was about to say this. I recognized it pretty quickly as a geoduck. There was an episode of "Dirty Jobs" where they farmed for them...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jaRaOfB_-E[/media]
They can live for almost 100 years, and when these things mate, they can ejaculate for up to 15 minnutes. Good lord.
So effectivly its a giant dick with a shell on the end.
There isn't a shell on the end of that [i]thing[/i]
I really want to know what it is so i can buy one.
Or it's a practical joke from your great grandpa
URGH! That is horrific, taste it?
stick that thing up your anus
post results!
[QUOTE=Newlemming;22823479]I say DONATE IT TO SCIENCE and see how much they'll take for it.[/QUOTE]
naw dude, HE would have to pay the scientists to take it.
[QUOTE=Adan;22888273]stick that thing up your anus
post results![/QUOTE]
But... it will suck out your soul through your anus!
When OP gonna man up and break the bottle?! Place your bets.
It's bologna. You're all ignorant.
Find me a picture of bologna that looks like that.
The ignorance in this thread is palpable.
If he breaks the bottle the shards could stab it and if it's living might kill it.
I say bring it to some sort of scientists. Better safe than sorry.
we need updates
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