• Something i found in my cellar
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It's a mega worm ready to conquer the world as soon as you open the bottle. I would open the bottle.
[QUOTE=cathal6606;22824967]what game is that? [editline]04:51PM[/editline] also it might be yeast so if you open it, it might die[/QUOTE] you remind of the people on youtube who ask the name of the song even tho it is written on top in the title.
30 years? If it is organic, then I am surprised that it is still alive. Looks like an appendix or some kind of...mutated insect larva. If you are not willing to put it in an aquarium to examine it (if you can fit it through the bottle) then you should let a scientist examine it for you.
Did you open it yet? I think I just heard some screaming outside, so maybe that could've been the worm dominating the world.. :ohdear:
I want you to take it out.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Advisor_(Half-Life).jpg[/img]
makes me feel sick...
[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;22826035][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Advisor_(Half-Life).jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Nice try, but it isn't an Advisor. :) Seriously though, [i]take it out of the bottle![/i]
It's called "pickled Bologna." My dad use to buy it when I was younger from Kentucky. It's not very good, but it's really sour. Guy on first page who has 11 disagrees is right.
[IMG]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5008/kuva0270.jpg[/IMG] Holy fucking shit, that looks like a face a bit.
[B]OMG ITS OUR EVIL LUK PURE EVUL [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)"]6[/URL][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papyrus_115"]1[/URL]6 hurr[/B] [IMG]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/graffiti_walls_and_me/100_1673.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/graffiti_walls_and_me/100_1672.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/graffiti_walls_and_me/100_1671.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/graffiti_walls_and_me/100_1673.jpg[/IMG] :krad2: [I]it [B]moves[/B] when i touch it.:tinfoil:[/I]
At least open the bottle and smell it. If you're afraid of getting sick from it, don't smell it directly, just take it outside, open it up away from you, and waft the air to you from the bottle with your hand.
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ITT: people are scared of Pickled Bologna and think it will kill them.
[QUOTE=Timenova;22826080][I]take it out of the bottle![/I][/QUOTE] Do it for science!
Maybe its a colon. Not necessarily a human's but another animal's. [IMG]http://harmonizebodywork.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/colon-cleansing1.jpg[/IMG]
Open that shit up! I think it's some sort of fungus, we once found a year old ice tea in my friend's car, it had something like that, but it was in multiple pieces, and it was all around in the liquid. We opened it and it gave out a fizz sound :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=heavy artillery;22826159][B]OMG ITS OUR EVIL LUK PURE EVUL [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)"]6[/URL][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papyrus_115"]1[/URL]6 hurr[/B] *Pictures and shit* :krad2: [I]it [B]moves[/B] when i touch it.:tinfoil:[/I][/QUOTE] I used to have one of those, it was fucking incredible.
Drink it and gain superpowers
[QUOTE=Lol Steve;22824556]It was rotating inside the bottle, not moving like a sentient being. I'd say it was the ginseng drink, barring why the hell it's in Finland and why an alcohol company made one, apparently. Possibly home made in an old bottle. Get it checked out, maybe. How did your Dad know it's apple juice?[/QUOTE] Because the bottle was emptied and refilled with apple juice.
Ok, here's what you have to do. You have what is called a Yul Niburu, and to get rid of it you must get a copy of the Necronomicon. Now, you must open to page 751 and recite the third paragraph of the page. If you open the bottle without reciting the paragraph, then you will bring insanity upon yourself and bring about the doom of humanity by possibly summoning one of multiple deities.
Does the bottle still have it's original seal? (That's not a pun) If it does, then we can assume that whatever the fuck that horrible amalgamation of everything that's wrong with the world is, it's meant to be there. If not then...[I]shit[/I]. My guess is that it's some sort of expanded appendix, or some other type of organic matter (Such as a part of an animal) that has expanded due to 30 years of being down there. Also, how do you know that its been down there 30 years? Alternatively it could be the last larvae of a brain bug of the starship troopers universe, sent back in time to preserve the race so that it may be ressurected in times of trouble, to rain hell on the enemies of those who control it. Or it could be an infant sand worm from [I]dune[/I] that is in a primitive form of stasis. hmm.
[QUOTE=one free man;22826485]Does the bottle still have it's original seal? (That's not a pun) If it does, then we can assume that whatever the fuck that horrible amalgamation of everything that's wrong with the world is, it's meant to be there. If not then...[I]shit[/I]. My guess is that it's some sort of expanded appendix, or some other type of organic matter (Such as a part of an animal) that has expanded due to 30 years of being down there. Also, how do you know that its been down there 30 years? Alternatively it could be the last larvae of a brain bug of the starship troopers universe, sent back in time to preserve the race so that it may be ressurected in times of trouble, to rain hell on the enemies of those who control it. Or it could be an infant sand worm from [I]dune[/I] that is in a primitive form of stasis. hmm.[/QUOTE] The original seal is broken because it was filled later on with apple juice, then left to rot in the cellar
[QUOTE=Topsi;22826508]The original seal is broken[/QUOTE] Oh dear, now this [I]is [/I]puzzling. I hope it isn't an actual worm or maggot, i wouldn't go outside with the knowledge that such things could potentially exist :ohdear: Do you have any intentions on opening it ever?
I once had something similar in a Lucozade H2O bottle, only it looked like a jellyfish. Then 6 months later my mum made me throw it out. :(
[QUOTE=ZuXer;22826278]Open that shit up! I think it's some sort of fungus, we once found a year old ice tea in my friend's car, it had something like that, but it was in multiple pieces, and it was all around in the liquid. We opened it and it gave out a fizz sound :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] The tea fermented.
ask your dad what it is
[QUOTE=one free man;22826557]Oh dear, now this [I]is [/I]puzzling. I hope it isn't an actual worm or maggot, i wouldn't go outside with the knowledge that such things could potentially exist :ohdear: Do you have any intentions on opening it ever?[/QUOTE] Not sure... I dont know if i want to release the antichrist from that bottle. [b]Edit:[/b] also turkeysandvich, like i sayd it was apple juice.
[QUOTE=Bloodshed16;22826137]It's called "pickled Bologna." My dad use to buy it when I was younger from Kentucky. It's not very good, but it's really sour. Guy on first page who has 11 disagrees is right.[/QUOTE] It isn't pickled bologna. Why the hell would they put it in a bottle with a neck SMALLER than the bologna? Smart money's on ginseng root. [editline]12:08PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Topsi;22826608] [b]Edit:[/b] also turkeysandvich, like i sayd it was apple juice.[/QUOTE] You don't know that for sure Open the thing up and check the pH, go from there. I'm sure the pH values of ginseng tea and apple juice are easily available on the internet.
That's a point, it is quite odd how one end is more or less sealing off the top - as if trying to get out. Also to get that cretinous potentially flesh eating monster out of there, you'd have to smash it. That's good, you might be able to score some hits whilst it adapts to it's new environment.
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