[QUOTE=Zeke129;22826615]
You don't know that for sure[/QUOTE]
Yes i do. Im sure of it since apple juice is the most popular juice in our family :rolleyes:
[b]Edit:[/b] And i dont happen to have any pH paper with me
[QUOTE=Topsi;22826664]Yes i do. Im sure of it since apple juice is the most popular juice in our family :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
It's been in the cellar for 30 years, at least. How do you know it wasn't left there by the previous owners of the house and is actually much older than you think?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;22826684]It's been in the cellar for 30 years, at least. How do you know it wasn't left there by the previous owners of the house and is actually much older than you think?[/QUOTE]
Because were the first ones to live in this house?
Built by ourselves?
Pour it on the ground outside and scrape the thing out with a spoon.
[QUOTE=Topsi;22826608]Not sure... I dont know if i want to release the antichrist from that bottle.
[B]Edit:[/B] also turkeysandvich, like i said it was apple juice.[/QUOTE]
I never said anything about apple juice, oh wait no it was that imposter.
Free the strange worm/organ and let it roam free to take over the world.
[QUOTE=Detective P;22826447]Ok, here's what you have to do. You have what is called a Yul Niburu, and to get rid of it you must get a copy of the Necronomicon. NURR DEER EVIL LOWL[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHJUrcVdJk[/media]
[QUOTE=Topsi;22826710]Because were the first ones to live in this house?
Built by ourselves?[/QUOTE]
It's your little brother. I am sorry.
[QUOTE=Topsi;22826710]Because were the first ones to live in this house?
Built by ourselves?[/QUOTE]
Well in that case it is your aborted twin
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FUCK shit
[QUOTE=Topsi;22823505]My own guess is that its some kind of mold[/QUOTE]
and yet it moves.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;22826844]and yet it moves.[/QUOTE]
It doesnt move on its self. What i meant was that it isnt like a root like the previous posters sayd. Its apparently soft and flexible
[QUOTE=Topsi;22826866]It doesnt move on its self. What i meant was that it isnt like a root like the previous posters sayd. Its apparently soft and flexible[/QUOTE]
Remove it, cut into it, post what the inside looks like as well as the texture.
OP: Do not open that bottle, you will most likely vomit from the smell. Leave it be.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;22826899]Remove it, cut into it, post what the inside looks like as well as the texture.[/QUOTE]
Do this, but wear gloves and maybe a mask.
Also a clothes peg.
Oh god it looks like some kind of worm (Not a maggot or larva or it would never get that big) that grew for fuck knows who long unhindered. Possibly a tiny egg that was in whatever the liquid is which lived off the liquid and grew abnormally huge but then died and the body swelled from the liquid too.
Get it identified by somebody who might know about this sort of thing, (so not Facepunch) it could be one of the biggest of whatever the fuck it is ever seen and so rather interesting to somebody somewhere.
Also don't open that shit, fermented fuck knows mixed with the probable decaying corpse of fuck knows what and... :ohdear:
Donate it to a science lab and see if they can figure out what it is.
Grow it as large as it can get... FOR SCIENCE! :science:
[QUOTE=Satane;22826921]Looks like a horse dick.[/QUOTE]
No it doesn't.
[QUOTE=Detective P;22826447]Ok, here's what you have to do. You have what is called a Yul Niburu, and to get rid of it you must get a copy of the Necronomicon. Now, you must open to page 751 and recite the third paragraph of the page. If you open the bottle without reciting the paragraph, then you will bring insanity upon yourself and bring about the doom of humanity by possibly summoning one of multiple deities.[/QUOTE]
You know, using my copy of the Necronomicon that's startlingly appropriate.
It's an appendix, I have mine in a bottle too.:eng101:
[QUOTE=UNICQRN;22827152][QUOTE=Satane;22827152]It looks like a horse dick.[/QUOTE]
No it doesn't.[/QUOTE]
You should know.
looks like a foreskin
[QUOTE=Dlaor;22825440]Reminds me of that cut open worm in that one level in Penumbra :v:[/QUOTE]
I'm not fucking late, I'm talking about another worm, not the huge one!
-snip-
Damn imageshack removed my pictures
Set up a surveillance cam and have it record. It may do something when it knows it isn't watched by humans.
j/k
But really, you should take it to school or a science lab and have them figure out what in satan's name it is.
When will you open it?
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