They have those little 'geotags' that are essentialy small gps beacons.
Attach one to an inconspicuous place on a bike or scooter, then use a GPS smartphone app to track it back to the thief's place or wherever the fucker fences his stuff.
Stay outside with a shotgun.
All. Night.
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Couple of these should do the trick
Booby trap the next scooter with
A. a claymore/mine
B. a flare
C. fireworks
D. a sign that says "fuck you"
Or put a tracking device of sorts on it.
Get a friend or two and leave your bike out as bait and when he comes to steal it jump out of the bushes and bash his knees with a bat
Be faster than him.
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oh, and keep your shit inside.
Hide a miniature camera on a scooter and find out where he takes them.
[QUOTE=JimmyA;33019013]Hide a miniature camera on a scooter and find out where he takes them.[/QUOTE]
What would this do? You wouldn't be able to review the tape because he would've taken the camera along with the scooter...
put corrosive acids on the handlebars of the scooter
give him a stern talking-to
strip naked and grab an axe. a bucket of pigs blood wouldn't hurt, either.
[QUOTE=tesher07;33015865]Call the mystery gang.[/QUOTE]
Yes, get some meddling kids on the scene. Then when you catch him he'll say "And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
Also pull his face off and reveal he's some previously discussed character with an ulterior motive.
[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;33015140]Ok so I have a thief in my neighbourhood in the last year he/she has stolen 3 scooters and a bike and another scooter got stolen today i need to know how to catch the thief we tried calling the cops they didn't really do anything about it and they like to steal from our house mostly could anyone have any suggestions?[/QUOTE]
Get a GPS tracker and put it on something he's likely to steal.
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Snares.
1. buy a gun
2. thief steals bike
3. shoot tyre of bike (thief is like "WOAH FUCK, I MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY!!!1", also, he cant ride the bike no more.)
4. run up and punch him in the throat.
optional: shoot his dog and shit on his carpet.
but seriously, you should have a gun.
buy a gun.
shit on the scooter/bike
Get a tile walkway and then place land mines under some of the tiles that only you knows which ones. Disable the mines during the day and nothing can go wrong.
Trap them and then commence rape.
Attach a car battery to the bike so when he tries to steal it he gets a nasty shock.
You don't catch a good thief, a good thief catches you and sells you overseas.
Poor Asians.
[QUOTE=papu2;33020641]Get a GPS tracker and put it on something he's likely to steal.
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Wait for him in the bushes and rape him.
That'll show him.
Kill everyone. You'll get him eventually.
Automatic Nef Gun with thumb-tacks in the darts.
Wait it out in the bushes with a scooter that you painted gold, someone's bound to steal it eventually. Then, shoot him in the knees.
Write an angry letter.
Put a lojack gps tracker on your scooters
I bought a IPcam that's rotateable, sends me emails with pictures when detecting movements, can rotate and so on, for $60
Just it's small green LED that blinks when it's on makes people act funny around it, especially when I'm not nearby.
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Do this except with your bike/scooter.
Pretend your a statue and stand in your yard, when he comes to steal something run away, cause if you try to catch him he will probably stab you and I dont think you want that.
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