How do you catch a thief? - General

cum in his salad

Make a line of scooters that leads into a box, which is propped up with a stick which you pull out to make the box collapse on the thief.

Pour cement in the fuel tank That'll teach him.

Try setting out the scooter again on any night, get a bunch of your friends with paintball guns together to hide in the bushes on behind your house or anywhere. When you see the criminal just all pop up and bombard him with paintballs.

Make him steel a USB with a R.A.T or somthing on and hopp he install it on his computer.

Baseball bat to the kneecaps and then you take him inside and [sp]have romantic sex with him[/sp]

You don't! [img]http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-10-06/laughing_meme_guy_by_vixenwolfie-d485kw0.png[/img]

[QUOTE=halo_224;33019265]What would this do? You wouldn't be able to review the tape because he would've taken the camera along with the scooter...[/QUOTE]One of those cameras that has a little monitor to it so you can review the tape from your house

Put a taser in your bikes. [url]http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-End-Bike-Theft-The-Honeybike-Project/[/url]

Step 1: Buy one of those motion-detect garage lamps Step 2: Break the lightbulb's glass - not the wire Step 3: Fill the glass cover surrounding the lightbulb with gasoline, saw dust and bleach Step 4: Secure with little duct tape Step 5: Place near the possible place of theft Step 6: Flick the power on and wait for that motherfucker with a bat

put a snake in his boot [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jvCtQLmkavM/Sn2QAhvP6kI/AAAAAAAABIo/a9i5sqXb_eI/s400/Woody1.jpg[/IMG]

This will solve your problem. [img]http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/shotgun/sh17/rem870mcs_18.jpg[/img]

With spiders.

Lock your shit up next time.

[img]http://blog.dvdfab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/The-A-Team1.jpg[/img]

Land mines.

[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;33048070]Land mines.[/QUOTE] In the seat.

Wait for him to show up. Then show him who's boss.

Wait outside naked and seduce him when he arrives.

[QUOTE=tesher07;33015865]Call the mystery gang.[/QUOTE] Fuck the mystery gang, Call the A team! [img]http://assets.huluim.com/shows/key_art_the_a_team.jpg[/img]

Wanna know how to catch a thief? Fuck him. That's how you catch him.

Rake on the ground in front of the scooter. He'll get hit in the face and forget scooters exist.

And my username still retains it's meaning I hope you don't feel to attached to you lawn mower

Return the favour.