• Chicks (Girl Friends in general)
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[QUOTE=Shadow Core;25325847]Or she was a stupid slut, I take it you never had a girl... Its okay babe, there is someone for you. Have a gold star.[/QUOTE] "someone is giving me constructive criticism..... i'm gonna need to insult him and fast"
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;25325848]I see what you did thar. :v: I've never had a girlfriend. Just go ahead and check out Love Advice, Captain Assburgers.[/QUOTE] We know, we know.. its okay..
So,,, many,,, commas,,,
quality girl right there.
[QUOTE=Shadow Core;25325878]We know, we know.. its okay..[/QUOTE] Aha, we have an observant one!
[QUOTE=Pascall;25325714]A++ chick. Would date again.[/QUOTE] I for one, would like to see you do that.
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;25325899]Aha, we have an observant one![/QUOTE] heh i get it. but no, really, op is probably an autistic kid who thinks he's cool because he actually touched a girl in the past 4 months ~what a stud~
Sooooooo what do you intend to do now?
[QUOTE=Xybjj;25325921]Sooooooo what do you intend to do now?[/QUOTE] Die single, and always remember the one.
[QUOTE=Xybjj;25325921]Sooooooo what do you intend to do now?[/QUOTE] Tell the internet all about it.
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;25325848]I see what you did thar. :v: I've never had a girlfriend. Just go ahead and check out Love Advice, Captain Assburgers.[/QUOTE] Does that mean you have had a girlfriend
[QUOTE=Goryal;25325930]Die single, and always remember the one.[/QUOTE] hey, that's what I'm doing.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;25325722]This is how much sense your story made:[/QUOTE]
So instead of asking you straight up, she just went a head and slept with another guy? I don't know what that girl was really like, but from what it sounds like, you should be glad she's gone.
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;25325980]Does that mean you have had a girlfriend[/QUOTE] Indeed.
If you're going to be an ass to other people and be like "hurr you've never had a girlfriend I have :smug:" you look like a dumbass.
[QUOTE=spyinfiltrator;25326032]If you're going to be an ass to other people and be like "hurr you've never had a girlfriend I have :smug:" you look like a dumbass.[/QUOTE] I assume you're talking about OP.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;25325722]This is how much sense your story made:[/QUOTE]
You fucking twat if you cared about her you won't let any other girl near you, and if you want to keep her you have to be firm with other women and even men to back the fuck off because your cock is reserved. Your fault, Deal with it.
Worst thread of the month.
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;25326068]I assume you're talking about OP.[/QUOTE] Yes, I am.
OP:[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mI8BYlP2-gY/TJLliVl3wmI/AAAAAAAAEiQ/HhoSCeBvFko/s1600/forever+alone+face.png[/IMG]
Rape him. Now.
As long as you call them chicks in general you are not going to get far anyway.
I had to select every singe line I was reading in the op. Maybe use paragraphing next time. Also it's a bit silly that the first thing you did after is post about it on FP
Geez, I hope you're better at being a boyfriend than you are at writing. That was a bastard to read.
[QUOTE=hehe;25326305]Worst thread of the month.[/QUOTE] What about the 'Ask an X anything' threads?
Give hand a name. Date hand. Give strange man a hand job. Pretend it was girlhand and call her slut. Break up with hand. Post about it on facepunch and claim girlhand was actually a girl. Tl;dr: Your hand is not your girlfriend.
Paragraphs. Use them. And tell her you love her and have sex with her then never call her again.
Where do you people find bitches like this? I might consider my self lucky for having a girl with common sense.
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