How to Win an Argument on Facepunch: A Handy Guide by Noss™ - General

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;45476445]Non-gold member opinions are irrelevant.[/QUOTE] Okay bro, golds are a minority, who cares what minorities think anyway? No one, that's who.

[QUOTE=Cabbage;45476308]everyone knows the best way to argue on FP is to write passive-aggressively in all lower case, avoid all punctuation, and end your sentence with lmao[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]imagine liking *insert whatever you're arguing against* lmao[/QUOTE] Handy template to make you sound smart and important for any discussions.

how to win an argument on facepunch: dont argue on facepunch

Best way to win a fight on Facepunch is to not have a fight on Facepunch. Ninja'd.

I too enjoy passive aggressively whining about the members of a forum I actively choose to be a part of.

[QUOTE=CMB Unit 01;45476646]Okay bro, golds are a minority, who cares what minorities think anyway? No one, that's who.[/QUOTE] You know who else didn't care what minorities think? The Nazis.

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[QUOTE=cameleot;45475707]That sounds like something Hitler would have said[/QUOTE] nein

The trick is to pretend to be balanced and reasonable before launching into a tirade. Now, I understand why you wouldn't like ice cream and that's a perfectly valid opinion to have, but you are an anti-icecream bigot whose opinion should be discarded by anyone who considers themselves reasonable and the mere fact that you'd support such blatant icecream hate makes you an idiot. Shouldn't you be out attending [Klan Rally / WBC Sermon / Hitler Youth] or voting for [UKIP / BNP / Republicans] instead of posting?

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45477507]The trick is to pretend to be balanced and reasonable before launching into a tirade. Now, I understand why you wouldn't like ice cream and that's a perfectly valid opinion to have, but you are an anti-icecream bigot whose opinion should be discarded by anyone who considers themselves reasonable and the mere fact that you'd support such blatant icecream hate makes you an idiot. Shouldn't you be out attending [Klan Rally / WBC Sermon / Hitler Youth] or voting for [UKIP / BNP / Republicans] instead of posting?[/QUOTE] now youre just using big words to make yourself sound smart lmao

[QUOTE=Doomish;45477009]I too enjoy passive aggressively whining about the members of a forum I actively choose to be a part of.[/QUOTE] this dude gets it

opinions of other people are relevant? But they're wrong, fucking dumb nerds

[QUOTE=Cabbage;45476308]everyone knows the best way to argue on FP is to write passive-aggressively in all lower case, avoid all punctuation, and end your sentence with lmao[/QUOTE] are you insulting me or what lmao

I usually just compare the person who disagrees with me to Hitler

[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45479007]I usually just compare the person who disagrees with me to Hitler[/QUOTE] hitler did that too

Here is a model thread on how to have a proper argument: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1411836[/url]

So I wasn't the only one that noticed this behavior. I actually thought about making a very similar thread yesterday.

[QUOTE=Buck.;45479375]So I wasn't the only one that noticed this behavior. I actually thought about making a very similar thread yesterday.[/QUOTE] you just want to get a share of the glory by saying "oh I can do that too" lmao

[QUOTE=Raygen;45479406]you just want to get a share of the glory by saying "oh I can do that too" lmao[/QUOTE] you're just upset you didn't think of it lmao

[QUOTE=Raygen;45479406]you just want to get a share of the glory by saying "oh I can do that too" lmao[/QUOTE] i can understand why you would think that but you are obiviously too lazy to do any [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1411421&p=45469804&viewfull=1#post45469804"]research[/URL] lmao [editline]23rd July 2014[/editline] also whats up with that avatar, do you have something against eyes of any other color? I bet you just LOVE aryans you nazi.

imagine actually posting like this [editline]serious[/editline] no seriously, try it sometime it's pretty fun

[QUOTE=Dr. Gestapo;45479557]imagine actually posting like this [editline]serious[/editline] no seriously, try it sometime it's pretty fun[/QUOTE] It's amazing how many trolls I've brought out and got them banned with this posting style man I'm a douche

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;45476445]Non-gold member opinions are irrelevant.[/QUOTE] god damn right

No one can argue with me because everything I say is invalidated by my choice of avatar.

What I always do to get the last word in an argument, at least online, I say: "Go ahead and respond to this. I guarantee through your frothing mouth and bloodshot eyes you cannot control yourself enough to keep from responding to me." It usually shuts them up, but when they don't I just call them a frothing retard and keep playing/posting.

[QUOTE=OtherDalfite;45480125] "Go ahead and respond to this. I guarantee through your frothing mouth and bloodshot eyes you cannot control yourself enough to keep from responding to me."[/QUOTE] "Oh great the last thing I need is a condescending douchebag who thinks he's better than me. Why don't you go to your high school debate class so everyone there can celebrate that you found the ultimate way to win arguments." lmao

[QUOTE=OtherDalfite;45480125]"Go ahead and respond to this. I guarantee through your frothing mouth and bloodshot eyes you cannot control yourself enough to keep from responding to me."[/QUOTE] u wot m8? i swer u are one cheky cunt m8, u won sai dat to me face and not online m8? we'll fokn see wat appns 2 u m8. i swer 2 christ I'll fokn deck u in the gabba. you betta shut yer mouth or im geetn me homebois rite now, preparin 4 a propa rumble. tha rumble thall make yer nan sore jus hearin bout it. yer in proper mess ya nob head.

[QUOTE=Lunik;45480190]"Oh great the last thing I need is a condescending douchebag who thinks he's better than me. Why don't you go to your high school debate class so everyone there can celebrate that you found the ultimate way to win arguments." lmao[/QUOTE] i dont use it seriously just if im shitposting :)

Last I checked, all you have to do is type out your poorly versed argument in no caps and no punctuation and then put a smiley or "lol" on the end.

I thought arguing on FP merely meant that you disprove the person hard enough until they call in an army of their fanboys to throw boxes and "NO U UR WRONG LEL" until you can't argue any longer?