Extreme Pain in Penis after Sneezing - General

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;20622826]Look up candiru.[/QUOTE] I kinda want to look it up but i know i would regret it later...

Well don't lose that erection, or it's gonna be painful haha.

[QUOTE=aydin690;20623445]I kinda want to look it up but i know i would regret it later...[/QUOTE] It's just one of them fishies in the Amazon that goes into your penis when you swim.

:aaa: My dick feels weird now.

I get a cramp in my gouche(?) when I sneeze really hard

get to a fucking doctor, haven't heard of this.

[QUOTE=KaIibos;20622791]go to a fucking doctor for fuck's sake[/QUOTE] You must be new here. IF any facepuncher needs medical attention/witness a murder/rapes a woman while she is sleeping they must make a thread here first.

I had a throbbing pain in my chest exactly the way the diagram showed when I broke 4 ribs. I still have that pain :frown:

[QUOTE=Chad Mobile;20623546]I had a throbbing pain in my chest exactly the way the diagram showed when I broke 4 ribs. I still have that pain :frown:[/QUOTE] You have a needle in your dick in your chest?

How did you get a needle into your dick OP?

[QUOTE=dvsilverwing;20623665]How did you get a needle into your dick OP?[/QUOTE] This needle is merely metaphorical; a way of describing what the pain feels like, not that there is someone living inside me who waits for me to sneeze and then pushes a needle through my urethra.

I laughed for about five minutes at this. Thank you.

[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;20623691]This needle is merely metaphorical; a way of describing what the pain feels like, not that there is someone leaving inside me who waits for me to sneeze and then pushes a needle through my urethra.[/QUOTE] So you're telling me in no way is there a needle lodged in your urethra? Thread got less interesting for me :frown:.

[QUOTE=Trinholdt;20623063]oh my god that needle just made my penis cry a little[/QUOTE] :gizz::q:

[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;20623691]This needle is merely metaphorical; a way of describing what the pain feels like, not that there is someone leaving inside me who waits for me to sneeze and then pushes a needle through my urethra.[/QUOTE] Oh god, that should be a childrens book The man who lives in your ballsack and pushes needles through your dick when you sneeze. :v: I'd make that children's book, but I don't have the time to draw dicks with needles in them

Kidney stones.

I looked up Candiru, it's only a fish that swims up your dick. Nothing to say "OH GOD" too..

Sounds like hernia. Go to a doctor.

I haven't laughed in such a long time OP, thanks :cawg:

Mine is twice that big.

[QUOTE=Godzillarr;20623988]I looked up Candiru, it's only a fish that swims up your dick. Nothing to say "OH GOD" too..[/QUOTE] reminds me of that bug that lays eggs in your scrotum or something

[QUOTE=-Matt-94;20624055]Mine is twice that big.[/QUOTE] Oh god, that would suck to have a needle twice that big inside your penis. I feel for you, man.

Sorry, but I don't think doctor facepunch can help you here sonny...

I get this too. Not in the same way, though. I get a heavy pressure pain in my choda. I assume it's some muscles clenching or something, I have very, very powerful sneezes.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20624391]I get this too. Not in the same way, though. I get a heavy pressure pain in my chode. I assume it's some muscles clenching or something, I have very, very powerful sneezes.[/QUOTE] Interesting decision to openly announce you have a chode... do you actually have a chode, or are you mistaken on the meaning of the word?

A chode (or [I]choda[/I]) is the area of skin between your ass and ballsack. You'd better hope you have one too; if you don't, go to a doctor. Many retarded teenagers of the modern day have given the word an improper definition.

This thread is fucking hilarious.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20624672]A chode (or [I]choda[/I]) is the area of skin between your ass and ballsack. You'd better hope you have one too; if you don't, go to a doctor. Many retarded teenagers of the modern day have given the word an improper definition.[/QUOTE] Forgive me, for I have only heard that area referred to as the "taint" or "gouche(?)".

That diagram... ughhhh...

[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;20623691]This needle is merely metaphorical; a way of describing what the pain feels like, not that there is someone living inside me who waits for me to sneeze and then pushes a needle through my urethra.[/QUOTE] Did you not see the diagram? It CLEARLY showed a needle in the OP's cock.