I've only felt pain like that when I sneeze while pissing.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;20623014]No, but it would be hard to illustrate a needle being inside it if I drew it flaccid.[/QUOTE]
hehe
"hard to illustrate"
[QUOTE=EurofanBMW;20625262]Did you not see the diagram? It CLEARLY showed a needle in the OP's cock.[/QUOTE]
Wow, considering I [B]am[/B] the OP, once again, the needle is simply metaphorical. I CLEARLY drew the needle just to give you a visual representation of what the pain feels like. There is not actually a needle in my cock. It just feels like it when I sneeze.
lupus
This children is why we wear condoms.
Kidney stone?
jack off see if a needle shoots out
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;20623988]I looked up Candiru, it's only a fish that swims up your dick.
Nothing to say "OH GOD" too..[/QUOTE]
It fucking punctures your bladder with it's teeth of steel.
It could fucking chew through a tank like beaver chews through trees and still have enough beastly power to require you to have an operation.
But seriously, I had this for a day or two about a year ago. It was only pretty mild, drank a lot of water and tried to lay low on the salt snacks. It went away for me, but I think you should see a doctor if it's really unbearable.
How is that awesome? Are you saying that you would like it, if someone came up to you right now and stuck a needle through your urethra?
[QUOTE=Jund;20625509]But seriously, I had this for a day or two about a year ago. It was only pretty mild, drank a lot of water and tried to lay low on the salt snacks. It went away for me, but I think you should see a doctor if it's really unbearable.[/QUOTE]
I've had it for several months now, and the pain only occurs every couple of times I sneeze, and it only lasts for less than a minute, it just hurts like a motherfucker.
[QUOTE=Penguiin;20625582][url]http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/204548189[/url][/QUOTE]
Why thank you for spreading this to the shithole that is /b/. [/sarcasm]
If I wanted to shit up the internet I could have reposted it myself.
[QUOTE=Rangrgoto1;20625522]How is that awesome? Are you saying that you would like it, if someone came up to you right now and stuck a needle through your urethra?[/QUOTE]
Clearly you are new to The Internet
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;20625597]Why thank you for spreading this to the shithole that is /b/. [/sarcasm]
If I wanted to shit up the internet I could have reposted it myself.[/QUOTE]
I didn't repost it, looks like you reposted it on facepunch.
One in 15 sneezes causes a sharp pain in my balls.
Have sex with a stapler.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;20622766]It's not every time, but once every few times I sneeze I get this really bad pain in my dick. It feels like someone is trying to push a needle out of my cock through the urethra. Have any of you experienced this or know what I am talking about? It's pretty awesome.
[IMG]http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2408/ppd.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
shock image?
Thank god this wasn't what I thought it was.
I saw the picture before I read the post, so I was all like "holy FUCK how does one get a fucking needle in his dick".
[QUOTE=Penguiin;20625958]I didn't repost it, looks like you reposted it on facepunch.[/QUOTE]
Well that's a lie, I don't go to /b/ and the thread you linked to had like 5 replies, this thread was up for a long time before the 4chan one was.
Interesting, about a month ago this happened to me every time I took a leak; during a whole week. Sharp pains in the urethra, and it wouldn't stop after a while. Eventually it faded away but it was really really uncomfortable.
Oh, and if I remember correctly, it also hurt when I sneezed or coughed.
I thought I had wandered into the ms paint section when I saw the diagram.
Visit doctor.
Now.
[QUOTE=MotherPuncher;20629270]Interesting, about a month ago this happened to me every time I took a leak; during a whole week. Sharp pains in the urethra, and it wouldn't stop after a while. Eventually it faded away but it was really really uncomfortable.
Oh, and if I remember correctly, it also hurt when I sneezed or coughed.[/QUOTE]
For some reason I don't think this is related to the pains while peeing. This happens exclusively when I sneeze, and it's not every time I sneeze, either.
[quote=Laserbeams]:raise:[/quote]
That was an extremely sarcastic remark. It's not awesome.
Short term fix: don't sneeze.
Long term fix: see doctor.
Then what do you think you should stop doing?
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20624391]I get this too. Not in the same way, though. I get a heavy pressure pain in my choda. I assume it's some muscles clenching or something, I have very, very powerful sneezes.[/QUOTE]
I looked it up and that was very closely related to a sports hernia.
Sounds like small urinary calculus.
Goto a doctor.
See a doctor, dude.
Op should poke his belly btton really hard
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