• Bizarre, weird, taboo or unorthodox books that you've read.
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Generation P, the weirdest book I've ever read. It's about advertisment, trips after consuming fly agaric mushrooms and strange cult shit.
I thought Stitches was pretty fucked up.
I recently found a soviet propaganda book about religion. Soviets were overly atheistic and despised religion in every possible way. The book just makes me laugh now. "Gagarin flew over the clouds and didn't found God on them". What kind of argument is that?
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;30874511]In a "horror story" my brother was reading, a guy named his cat "nigger man". This is about a man who kidnaps a woman, then keeps her in his house with no form of contact to the outside world. It's pretty weird, as you can imagine. [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kbM0XaA7pn0/TCxGn0ShmZI/AAAAAAAAADM/YPaa1gTwOzM/s1600/The+Collector.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] The story with the cat named "niggerman" is The Rats in the Walls by HP Lovecraft. One of the first stories by him I'd read, and rather good. Fun fact: Lovecraft's cat was really named Niggerman. Rats in the Walls is about a guy who moves into his family's estate, and discovers that underneath is a gigantic cavern where his relatives lived and raised devolved humans as cattle, and ate them.
Children's books: [img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0141301120.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img] Like most Roald Dahl books, it's weird as hell. There's a scene where Willy Wonka convinces Charlie that martians only eat Mars bars because "that would only make sense!" It weirded me out as a kid, much more than other Roald Dahl stories anyway. [img]http://ratedreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/whales-on-stilts.jpg[/img] I read this too. I picked it up because the cover was hilarious. It has a lot of humor based off of old serials and prods at a lot of clichés. There's still whales on stilts shooting laser beams from their eyes trying to take over the world though.
[QUOTE=Desolategrunt;30873726]That guy, Is, fucked up. His books are the wierdest shit ever. In one of them there's a 14 year old kid who swims to the bottom of the pool, puts his ass on the filter. (which sucks in water) He then procedes to jack off under water with the pressure on his ass, then he tries to leave, [highlight]BUT it's stuck to his intestines and pulls them out.[/highlight] The only way to survive was to bite it off. His parents find him naked with a long rope coming out of his ass on the deck. He can't eat anything that takes more than an hour to digest. Oh and to top it all off his sister gets pregnant from the semen in the pool. Try reading that when you are 12, it really fucks you up. [/QUOTE] [url]http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts[/url] Here's the story for anyone who's interested. [QUOTE=Xyrofen;30925619]Children's books: [img]http://ratedreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/whales-on-stilts.jpg[/img] I read this too. I picked it up because the cover was hilarious. It has a lot of humor based off of old serials and prods at a lot of clichés. There's still whales on stilts shooting laser beams from their eyes trying to take over the world though.[/QUOTE] Holy shit that's a real book?
[QUOTE=Takuat;30894573]Meh It's not that weird. Still not read the fourth book in the series so I don't know about that. I dunno about you guys but I found some of the Darren Shan stuff freaky. Not the ones about the kid that's a vampire but The Demonata series. I mean look at the some of covers. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/BecCover.jpg[/img] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/DemonApocalypse.jpg[/img] These books are for 12 year olds.[/QUOTE] I met Darren He's an idiot And he can't write to save his life [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Xyrofen;30925619][img]http://ratedreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/whales-on-stilts.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.mangareader.net/gyo/1[/url]
I've read whales on stilts, It's a really good and crazy book.
I want to read Mein Kampf.
[QUOTE=Super_Nova;30932990]I want to read Mein Kampf.[/QUOTE] EErrrhh... You need to have the "taste" for these kinds of "Auto-biography's" Also I think the few English translations that were made, are not that good. They don't make as much sense as the original German version.
[QUOTE=ElChrisman99;30933015]EErrrhh... You need to have the "taste" for these kinds of "Auto-biography's" Also I think the few English translations that were made, are not that good. They don't make as much sense as the original German version.[/QUOTE] I have the taste.
[QUOTE=Super_Nova;30933025]I have the taste.[/QUOTE] Können Sie sprechen fließend Deutsch? If you can't read that, then I can't help you.
[QUOTE=Kurtzund;30896327][img]http://covers.openlibrary.org/b/id/2710081-L.jpg[/img] Practical LSD manufacture by Uncle Fester.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE= Uncle Fester]The DBA has recently estimated the total number of clandestine LSD labs operating in the United States at only 100, with most of them located in northern California. This alarmingly low number of labs leaves the supply of LSD in this country at constant peril.[/QUOTE] Oh wow this is gold.
This been posted yet? [img]http://i.imgur.com/sxe5w.jpg[/img] Really... interesting book. I don't know what to say about it really, but I remember I enjoyed it.
[QUOTE=Yogkog;30864997][IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71610F1MDNL._SL500_AA300_.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Apples poop? [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Detective P;30925190]The story with the cat named "niggerman" is The Rats in the Walls by HP Lovecraft. One of the first stories by him I'd read, and rather good. Fun fact: Lovecraft's cat was really named Niggerman. Rats in the Walls is about a guy who moves into his family's estate, and discovers that underneath is a gigantic cavern where his relatives lived and raised devolved humans as cattle, and ate them.[/QUOTE] So in the end of the book, did the people know it was the rats and just blame it on him out of fear, or did they think it was him?
[IMG]https://www.createspace.com/Img/T345/T43/T79/ThumbnailImage.jpg[/IMG][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lZ3nTUd3h5o/TbW1jg0agxI/AAAAAAAAACo/wfVZKGowVdc/s200/howtosmall.jpg[/img][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-X8cb0xQ-K6A/TbW1iCCPYEI/AAAAAAAAACY/JGRJ7EbS1Ko/s200/fuckedsmall.jpg[/img] There are, at this moment, no Shawn Wunjo books available for purchase anywhere online (Except maybe used.) So what does being banned 10+ times tell me? 1.) [B]That I'm awesome.[/B] 2.) That I need to find somewhere (or some way) less ban-happy to get my current (and future) books to the people. So, my loyal readers, I am open to suggestions. Where can I sell my books to you (and your friends and others) with their original covers without having to battle the insta-ban phenomenon? Drop your suggestions in the comment box below. Thanks, Shawn Wunjo" [URL]http://www.shawnwunjo.com/?zx=6c454a75f9fd8f4[/URL] I wonder if they have a Finnish version of this shit.
[QUOTE=demoguy08;30917138] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/SenseandSensibilityandSeaMonstersCover.PNG[/img][/QUOTE] Girl: "Oh Cthulhu, let me feel your tentacles one last time." Cthulhu: "But what if Bob finds out?" Girl: "You can use your powers and drive him to insanity and then devour his soul, I don't need him any longer now that I have you!" Cthulhu: "Shit bitch you're making this way to easy." Girl:"What was that my love?" Cthulhu: "Just shut up and let me just tentacle rape you already."
[QUOTE=cdr248;30923505]I thought Stitches was pretty fucked up.[/QUOTE] Is that the one where the boy gets his vocal chords cut out?
[QUOTE=demoguy08;30917138]Burst out laughing first time I saw the cover in a store. There's also this one: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/SenseandSensibilityandSeaMonstersCover.PNG[/img][/QUOTE] And this one: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Abraham_Lincoln_Vampire_Hunter_Cover.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Killuah;30895576]Marquis de Sade, a compilation. I tell you: most of the stuff posted here is nothing against it.[/QUOTE] 120 days of Sodom was the weirdest thing I have ever read. The content itself was fucked up enough but the way he described it in such a way that it seemed to arouse him made me feel creepy for reading it.
Mein Kampf. Very interesting, though it's written like his speeches. Have to be careful when reading it. [QUOTE=rakkar;31008994]And this one: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Abraham_Lincoln_Vampire_Hunter_Cover.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I have that one, it's amazing.
[QUOTE=Omali;30868977][img]http://www.johndiesattheend.com/new/photos/newcover.jpg[/img] Incredibly strange book about dead people, a drug called soy sauce, and exploding Jamaicans who tell you your dreams for beer. The book is an odd mixture of horror and comedy, shitty puns, and scat humor. It has great characters and is very well written, the author writes for cracked.com. There is a second book being written, and Don Coscarelli (wrote/directed Bubba Ho-Tep) is making the movie.[/QUOTE] My name is in the back of that book because of a contest. :smug: I also tried to get a copy of the Australian version because the cover is cool as fuck, but no :( [img]http://johndiesattheend.com/new/photos/jdateauswinners.jpg[/img]
[U][I][B]Franz Kafka- Metamorfose "That poor man that became a monster" [/B][/I][/U]
[img]http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n1/n7401.jpg[/img] I'm not really a reader, but this was one of the first books I was able to actually read and stay interested through most of it. It's quite bizarre featuring one scene of skeleton rape. Still I reckon it's worth taking a look.
[QUOTE=Omali;30868977][IMG]http://www.johndiesattheend.com/new/photos/newcover.jpg[/IMG] Incredibly strange book about dead people, a drug called soy sauce, and exploding Jamaicans who tell you your dreams for beer. The book is an odd mixture of horror and comedy, shitty puns, and scat humor. It has great characters and is very well written, the author writes for cracked.com. There is a second book being written, and Don Coscarelli (wrote/directed Bubba Ho-Tep) is making the movie.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure this is being adapted to a film. I saw it on IMDB somewhere.
'If on a Winter's Night a Traveller' by Italo Calvino. Not neccisarily taboo or unorthodox, but novel enough to fit the "Wierd" bill for some. Also a damn good read.
[QUOTE=Loli;31018264]Pretty sure this is being adapted to a film. I saw it on IMDB somewhere.[/QUOTE] It says right there in the post you quoted.
Read Lolita. I never read it until a few years ago, and it's the greatest book I have ever read. I'm going back and reading a lot of classics (like Catch-22, Catcher in the Rye, Call of the Wild, Pride & Prejudice, The Sound and the Fury, etc.) and none of them gets close. Anybody who disparages Lolita as smut or youth-corrupting literature has either never read it, or is retarded.
Naked Lunch... god damn that's a crazy book, but I couldn't stop reading it.
John Dies At The End.
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