Does anyone know how to get rid of dark circles around your eyes?
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[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;34338103]it's been 2 days
did he die?[/QUOTE]
No, he was permabanned.
[QUOTE=Hakita;34339633]No, he was permabanned.[/QUOTE]
He probably died because he wasn't listening to us
[QUOTE=Hakita;34339633]No, he was permabanned.[/QUOTE]
same thing.
Really sleeping less then 8 hours a day [I]will[/I] have an effect on you even if you don't feel it.
I for instance slept 5 hours a day over a period of a month and I got severely depressed. You may not feel anything but it [I]does[/I] have an effect on you. Sleep is [B]far[/B] more important then most people will have it to be.
[QUOTE=Snake7;34284812]There's a disease that keeps people from falling asleep, Fatal Familial Insomnia.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a Japanese horror game
I have dark circles under my eyes as well and I don't have sleeping problems. I occasionally get asked how I got two black eyes or if I am high/snort cocaine.
Fuck all those over the counter lab pills. A little medicinal mary jane will do the trick
Indica stands for Indicangotosleep
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[QUOTE=Andokool12;34318223]It's the thick of winter, the OP isn't Australian and you're posting from Canada, so I wonder where you got the idea that one could try tanning in at this time.[/QUOTE]
Snow reflects sunlight, get even more tan than you would in the summer. The difference is that you'd enjoy it less.
I'd suggest a thick layer of white-out around the eyes. That's what I do.
[QUOTE=Andokool12;34318223]It's the thick of winter, the OP isn't Australian and you're posting from Canada, so I wonder where you got the idea that one could try tanning in at this time.[/QUOTE]
Tanning beds..?
I wish OP would have given up playing videogames all night in time [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sigh.gif[/IMG] Now he's dead.
Tanning doesn't even fix the problem. Why is that even being discussed?
Unless your skin turns as dark as the dead of night, those circles are going to be noticeable.
OP, stop punching/hitting yourself in the face that's what causes the "dark circles" around your eyes.
make your own Fight Club...
Dark circles are caused by the muscles under the eye tearing, and therefore causing bruising which is what the dark circles are, due to it not being able to support itself iirc.
[QUOTE=Mr.Fancy_hat;34292719]Are you high?[/QUOTE]
Fatal familial insomnia. It makes you unable to sleep, and sleeping medication only sends you into a deep coma.
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I rub my eyes quite a lot so I guess I deserve my dark circles under my eyes if it's caused by muscle tearing, funny that it doesn't seem to have any other noticeable effects than looking dark though.
I earned my dark circles with a decade and a half of late-night reading, and I wear them with pride.
[QUOTE=Mitsudigi;34388266]Tanning beds..?[/QUOTE]
easy skin cancer
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;34316258]I want to know how to get rid of the dark circles, too.
It doesn't matter how much sleep I get.
I can get 10 hours of sleep for a week solid, and they'll be just as dark as when I go 40+ hours without any sleep at all.
It gets really annoying when people ask if I'm tired, because I rarely am - in fact, I am usually fairly full of energy, and entirely awake.[/QUOTE]
This. I seem to have permanent dark circles under my eyes no matter how much sleep I get :(
This usually only happens to me when I snort cocaine through my asshole.
Amputate.
Rub them as hard as you can for as long as you can
How the fuck do you not even feel tired after 3 solid day/night cycles without sleep? I'm usually out if I try to skip one night of sleep.
[QUOTE=Matriax;34339551]It is entirely possible to train your body to function completely normally after ~2 hours of sleep every night. You need to be able to hit REM sleep as soon as possible. Instructions on how to do it are in this ook.
[URL]http://www.fourhourbody.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]
According to experienced polyphasic sleepers after adaptation it's not so much you're always hitting REM, apparently they get a bunch of the other cycles too.
[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;34426731]How the fuck do you not even feel tired after 3 solid day/night cycles without sleep? I'm usually out if I try to skip one night of sleep.[/QUOTE]
Insomniacs do experience exhaustion. When they want to relieve that stress by sleeping, they can't. It's likely comparable to attempting to fall asleep after drinking a ton of coffee. From what I've seen and heard, it sounds maddening.
Not that I would know. This morning I drank 20 cups of coffee and the sugar withdrawal alone allowed me to sleep for 8 hours despite the truckload of caffeine in my blood.
Dark circles can be due to a lack of a variety of fats in your diet. Mix up your meats!
Kill some of these:
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Then simply:
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the amount of 12 in this thread is just
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;34440549]the amount of 12 in this thread is just[/QUOTE]
12 inches sir
[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;34440549]the amount of 12 in this thread is just[/QUOTE]
12 inches sir
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