Think you've read bad fan fiction? Take a look at these. The Gutwrenching Fan Fic thread
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Hermione commands an army of dick spiders to rape all of the Gryffindor boys.
[QUOTE=Zeos;20224164][url]http://flyingboots7.deviantart.com/art/Wonder-Woman-and-Kracken-137268464[/url]
I stumbled upon this accidentally, (Some guy had posted part of it, I had to find the rest of it, it was so fucked up.)
I couldn't believe it was real, it had to be a joke, turns out I was wrong, the guy who wrote it made like eight of them, I'm not joking, all with similar themes.[/QUOTE]
What the hell.
Just....
What.
[QUOTE=Space Spam Squid;20224473][url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/02/fan_fiction_friday_harry_potter_and_the_surprise_p.php#more[/url]
Hermione commands an army of dick spiders to rape all of the Gryffindor boys.[/QUOTE]
AND THIS OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
Now i especially want to read The Other Story.
I think I just lost what's left of my childhood.
[QUOTE=DANKA;20222683]
I DONT EVEN WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url]
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I just do not know.
pokemon one...
first 3/4- pretty bad but i've seen/heard worse
last 1/4- HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE FFFFFUUUUUUU....
[QUOTE=Woolley;20225487][url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/...emon_story.php[/url]
This.[/QUOTE]
You're doing something horrendously wrong with the URL.
This is just obligatory.
[B]DOOM: Repercussions of Evil[/B]
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
[QUOTE=protoAuthor;20223441]Also, Peter Chimera.[/QUOTE]
squirrelking is far superior
I feel like these stories are giving me liver failure...
They actually read this stuff out loud on an internet radio show.
It's called Cort and Fatboy and they do it on Fridays. They haven't done it one or two times because they felt they would ruin their souls if they did such a thing.
i have some skifree rape fanfiction, let me find the link
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[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5240539/1/Bunny_Slope_Madness[/url]
here you go
Here's a really bad one:
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339050/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Very_Merry_Library_Adventure[/url]
[QUOTE]Harry’s anus throbbed with anticipation as he frolicked with glee to the Hogwarts campus library to meet Ron and Hermione. Today was the day they had all agreed to meet and discuss their potions homework. As Harry shuffled down the silent corridors of the school, he chortled softly to himself, whilst envisioning his questionable true intentions...As he approached the large double doors, Madame Pince, the librarian, smiled while gently reminding him that the library had closed forty-five minutes ago. He responded by inserting his magic wand into her left eye socket and activating an explosive fire spell. She fell to the floor screaming as her facial innards burst into flame. Harry removed the wand from her face, licked the blood off the tip, returned it to his pocket, and continued into the library. [I]Nothing [/I]was going to stop him from meeting his friends at the appointed place today. Not even God.
Suddenly, God descended into the library in a valiant effort to restrain the young wizard. But, alas, even The Creator of mankind was brutally bashed. In the anus. With a 16-inch vibrating spiked dildo of doom.
Finally in the depths of the library, young Mr. Potter waited for his friends for arrive for twenty minutes, as Madame Pince’s piercing screams echoed in the background. He passed the time by eating kitten-flavored jelly beans. Ron finally entered via a mysterious ceiling entrance that not even he himself knew about and greeted his dark-haired friend with a wave.
Harry’s hunger for violence had not yet been abated. He responded by crucifying Ron to a bookshelf of children’s books and biting off his nipples. This startled Ron. After chewing the pink stubs down to mush, he spit the nipple juice into his eyes, then licked every drop of it out. Ron whimpered like the little pussy he was, which satisfied Harry’s urges.
“Harry,” Ron mentioned to spat, “What in the world are you doing?”
“You aren’t enjoying this, are you, Ron?” he whispered seductively. His victim lowered his eyes and shed some tears. Harry smirked, nailing a pair of biology textbooks to Ron’s underarms and an open hardcover dictionary to his kneecaps.
“What in bloody hell are you doing?!?” Ron screamed. Harry punched him in the stomach, forcing him to cough up some blood, which Harry caught in his mouth and swallowed. After licking his lips, he stood on a stool, revealed a knife, cut off Ron’s left ear, and ingested much of the blood that resulted. He then pressed his lips against Ron’s and vomited directly into his mouth.
The slight, distant sound of a door opening interrupted his fun. Harry guessed that Hermione had arrived. He glared at Ron for a second, then delivered a swift head-butt to the stomach to knock him unconscious. The door their visitor had come through was on the other side of the bookshelf, so Ron’s mangled body was shielded from view at the moment.
Harry stepped into view and waved to Hermione. His groin burst through his wizard pants in a spastic wave of adrenaline. His plan had worked. He had tricked Ron and Hermione into meeting at the library to work on Potions homework.
“Over here,” Harry said with a grin. She stepped over to the bookshelf.
“So, Harry,” she squealed with glee, “Ready to tackle our homework?”
“I’m ready to tackle your ANUS,” he screamed, leaping at her like a wild bronco. He tore off her garments with his fingernails, tossed them aside, and ripped her vagina open with his teeth. She screamed, but he knew she liked it.
Ron stirred and moaned on the other side of the bookshelf. Harry had thought he was unconscious, but he would take care of that now. He ripped Ron from the crucifixion nails and slammed his face between Hermione’s breasts. He then cast a spell, turning Ron into a frog, and shoved the small amphibian up Hermione’s ass. She thrashed wildly in resistance.
“Your resistance only makes my penis harder!” he screamed in her face. Now Harry was ready for some real hardcore action. He took his broom, jammed it two feet up her pussy, and cast a spell on it to make it fly on its own. It hovered ten feet into the air, impaling her, and thrust violently up and down inside her in midair. Harry could hear her organs squishing and sloshing around the broomstick. Hermione could do nothing but scream in utter pain. After thirty seconds of this, she passed out. The broom lowered her to the floor.
Harry reached in his pocket and pulled out a miniature surgical kit. He then proceeded to dissect Hermione and place several small mice in her chest cavity to roam free. The broom continued to do its damage, and its internal effects could now be seen clearly.
With a sudden desire to taste blood, Harry removed her gall bladder with his teeth and munched on it for a couple minutes before spitting it out into her face. He then shoved his hands into her body and carelessly mixed her organs around and tossed a few around the room. He took out two ribs and gnawed on them, then pierced her eyeballs with them. At this moment, Harry suddenly noticed something he hadn’t noticed before:
Hermione was carrying a child.
It was still a fetus, and it seemed that she was only about two months pregnant. Harry had no idea who the father was, but it didn’t matter. He tore the fetus from its womb and ate its face, then smeared the rest of its body all over the floor and licked it up.
He stood and looked down at her. She wasn’t breathing. But that didn’t mean he couldn’t still have his way with her. He took his scalpel and skillfully cut a vertical slit in her scalp, then peeled off the skin on the top of her head, revealing her skull. He then revealed his immensely erect cock and repeatedly bashed it into her skull until it cracked. Satisfied, he proceeded to peel her skull off, starting at the crack, like a boiled egg. At this point, he lowered his pants, pulled open her brain at the seam, took a massive dump in the middle, and closed it.
Harry breathed coarsely, hardly able to contain his pleasure. Then he heard a faint noise, like a frog squeezing out of an anus. He then remembered that he had placed Ron, who was transformed into a frog, up Hermione’s ass. He seemed to have found his way out, and this displeased Harry. The only thoughts that occupied his mind at the moment involved intense brutal torture of Ron.
“Oh, sh...” Ron thought as he saw Harry’s massive hand descend towards him. Just as he had freed himself from the depths of her digestive tract, Harry grabbed him and tied string to his arms. He then held a piece of string in each hand and pulled them apart suddenly, causing the frog to twist rapidly, and his arms to snap off.
Harry caught Ron, the twisting armless frog, in midair, and licked his belly. Ron cried silently, praying that Harry was done. He wasn’t. He held open Ron’s left eyelid and placed a droplet of battery acid inside. As he twitched uncontrollably with pain, he pried open his mouth, pulled out his tongue, and impaled it with a burning toothpick. At this time, Harry turned Ron back into a human. Then, with a hammer, he pounded his upper layer of teeth up into his face one at a time.
Ron lay on the floor, barely breathing. He glanced at Hermione, and, after seeing her condition, promptly fainted. Harry smirked and pulled a strange device from his left pocket, then forced him to wake up with a quick incantation. He definitely wanted Ron to experience this next incident...
The device Harry held in his hand was a thin metal tube with barbed wire wrapped around it and a small button on the bottom. Harry tore off Ron’s pants, set the device on fire, and shoved it up his dick.
But he wasn’t finished yet. He pushed the button.
The barbed wire on the metal tube began to spin rapidly. After fifteen seconds of ear-piercing screams, Harry ripped out the tube with such force that Ron’s dick turned inside-out, spraying blood and semen all over the room. He then shoved the still-spinning tube two feet up his ass and left it there.
Harry sighed and slumped onto the floor. The weight of his recent sins suddenly fell down upon him, and a lone tear escaped from his cheek. He finished up his potions homework and set it to explode upon touching Snape’s sexy, supple hands. He then masturbated with a cactus and three gallons of molten lava until the LAPD arrived.
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[QUOTE=juhana;20227755]Here's a really bad one:
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339050/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Very_Merry_Library_Adventure[/url][/QUOTE]
[b]NOOO!! Don't even quote that please![/b]
:suicide:
[QUOTE=juhana;20227755]Here's a really bad one:
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339050/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Very_Merry_Library_Adventure[/url][/QUOTE]
YOU FOOL! you've opened up a portal to the seventh circle of hell!!!
One day, my friend and I just stuck it out and finished My Immortal. Shit was so bad... I can't even remember parts of the end because I just stopped paying attention after so many numbers.
[b]The best Warhammer 40k Fanfic Ever[/b]
[quote]As soon as he heard one of his comrades scream “SQUAD BROKEN!", Eduardo the Space Marine knew that he was doomed. He charged forth in a panic, firing his plasma gun wildly into the air. Somehow the orks had surrounded them! Eduardo’s teammates ran shrieking into the depths of the abandoned tanker, the grunting lustful orks in swift pursuit. Soon Eduardo was alone.
The brawny Space Marine collapsed against a wall, panting raggedly. His plasma gun had nearly overheated, and his com units were malfunctioning. No use even if they worked. By now, his whole squad was surely dead.
Lost in his thoughts, Eduardo did not hear the ork creeping up on him. Stunned by a blow to the head, Eduardo was thrown violently to the floor. The ork grunted in amusement, bending down and straddling his body. Dazed, Eduardo turned his head to look up at his enemy. The ork fellow was huge, well muscled and even attractive for his species. Right now the ork’s vibrant green skin was flushing dark in arousal. Eduardo whimpered as he realized what was about to happen.
Summoning up his powers as a Blood Angel, Eduardo bellowed in the Black Rage and began to flail about under the ork. The ork simply grunting, riding the panicked Space Marine like a rodeo bull. Already weakened, Eduardo simply did not have the strength to dislodge the much heavier ork.
All that thrashing around served to arouse the ork further. His name was Gurk, and the friction as the puny Marine flopped around between his muscular thighs was giving him quite a respectable hard-on. Gurk had meant to save the Marine for his own squad, but he couldn’t wait any longer. Whipping out his own plasma gun, Gurk seared off the back of the Marine’s armor, leaving his shining buttocks bare to the ork’s lustful gaze.
Eduardo moaned in fear, his virgin asscheeks clapping firmly together to deny the ork entrance. Gurk simply laughed, ripping off his crude orkish loincloth to reveal a thick green meat pole, nearly 12 inches long. The ork stuck one calloused finger down his throat, bringing up a thick vomit slurry which spattered down into the crack of Eduardo’s ass. Smearing the foul vomit around with one brutish paw, Gurk prepared the Space Marine’s tender anus for playtime.
Much to Gurk’s frustration, his cock was simply too large to fit inside Eduardo’s tight man cunt. He grunted furiously, screaming “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" in his deep orkish voice as he battered his fuckmeat against Eduardo’s tightly sealed pleasure ring. Suddenly the Space Marine’s portal gave way, and the swollen head of Gurk’s cock popped through into the forbidden halls of his anus. Gurk’s pleased snort was drowned out by Eduardo’s scream of agony.
The ork began to pump away in earnest, his bulging muscular hips and thighs slamming brutally against Eduardo’s ass. His heavy, furry balls slapped against the human’s ass merrily, creating a calypso that pleased Gurk mightily. Blood, a thin smear of feces, and Gurk’s own oily yellow pre-cum lubricated Eduardo’s asshole until it was as hot and slippery as Gurk’s own mother’s cunt.
Poor Eduardo was swiftly going into shock from the pain. His mind growing dim, he screamed “SQUAD BROKEN! SQUAD BROKEN!" over and over as the ork thrust brutally into his bruised insides. The ork’s massive cock had caused a large degree of internal damage, and Eduardo was close to passing out from blood loss and fear. If his squad didn’t find him soon, Eduardo knew that he would soon die. His poor plasma gun discharged into the floor one final time, overheating from a mix of pleasure and agonizing pain.
The Space Marine had been a good fuck for Gurk, but he needed something special to truly finish. Gurk’s heavy balls drew up close to his body, and he felt himself tensing, about to cum. As Gurk’s thick semen roiled up out of his cock and into Eduardo’s battered body, the ork slammed his powerful hands shut around the Marine’s neck. With a vicious jerk up and back, the ork crushed the Marine’s windpipe and vertebrae, swiftly ending his life. Eduardo’s anus clamped shut around Gurk’s cock, the painful tightness almost causing the ork to pass out.
Gurk roared out as he climaxed in the dead Marine, his beautiful green cock pumping load after load of thick ork jizzum into Eduardo’s lower intestine. The ork pulled out as Eduardo’s anus slowly relaxed, releasing Gurk’s cock with a wet sucking sound. Gurk used the sleeve of the Marine’s uniform to wipe the thick scum of blood, shit and cum from his swiftly withering ork meat. With a satisfied grunt, Gurk walked slowly away from the Marine.
Eduardo’s corpse lay cooling on the floor of the tanker, the charred remnants of his uniform stained dark with the foul fluids of both the ork and himself.
Squad broken.[/quote]
The pokemon one made me cry
There was one I nicked from LMAO pics and posted in Mass Effect section about, uh, alien physiology.
This guy has over 200 of these
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel[/url]
[quote]Pearl Harbor
One day America made a peaceful.
"Is nice to make a peaceful!" say America, but suddenly, Japan flew over America and danubed some planes!
"Why are you danubing planes Japan?" ask America, but suddenly, Japan drop bombs and and made sinking of Americas ships!
"This is no good!" say America as the ships made a sinking.
So America talk to other countries and they agree no good!
"Is must exile Japan!" shout America.
So a crane picked up Japan and it floated away and landed on the moon.
"MUCH OF MOON!" said Japan, made a sadly.
America made a happy and went back to a peaceful.
But other places where get ideas...[/quote]
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And he seems to severely misunderstand the meaning of the word danube
[QUOTE=shknbk;20230113]America Japan what the fuck.[/QUOTE]
Sorry sir, but this is the [B]bad[/B] fanfiction thread.
I lost a part of my soul in this thread.
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_sherlock_holmes_and_watson_in_t.php[/url]
fan fiction of Sherlock and Watson
also
[quote]Losing the Magics
One day, Harry was making learnings from his Schoolbook.
"Many learnings from Book School!" say Harry, turn the page.
But suddely, Harry had learned too much from the book and made forgettings of his magics!!!
"Oh no!" say Harry, "Of my magics to forgetten?!?!?!"
The magics made refusal to remember!
Ron and Hermione made questionings of Harry and the lost magics.
Brom made a laughing from the window.
Harry made a sitting in magic lesson, unable to perform the magics!
"I am tired of your not magics!" say Wand.
"SNAP!" shout Wand, and Wand snapped itself, because it did no want to be with a not magic!
"Oh nO!!!!" shout Harry, "NOT A SNAPPING WAND!"
But a Snapping Wand.
Harry tried to danube the wand into itself, BUT NOT OF WORKINGS!
The Teacher made a shoutings at Harry.
"HARRY!" shout the lesson, "YOU HAVE SNAPPED AT WAND AND THAT IS A CRIME!"
The Police danubed through the walls and banged their sticks at Harry.
"YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND! YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND!!!!!" shout Police, "WE SHALL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!"
And so Professor McGongle made into the rom.
"Ah," say McGongle, "You are one to destroying Wands?!"
And so McGongle turned Harry into a Wand.
"Oh no!" say a Harry Wand, "I am Wand now?!?!"
"Yes," say McGongle, "You are Wand."
And McGongle snapped Wand.[/quote]
this thread is incredibly awesome
[QUOTE=juhana;20227755]Here's a really bad one:
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339050/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Very_Merry_Library_Adventure[/url][/QUOTE]
He then cast a spell, turning Ron into a frog, and shoved the small amphibian up Hermione’s ass. She thrashed wildly in resistance.
“Your resistance only makes my penis harder!” he screamed in her face. Now Harry was ready for some real hardcore action. He took his broom, jammed it two feet up her pussy, and cast a spell on it to make it fly on its own. It hovered ten feet into the air, impaling her, and thrust violently up and down inside her in midair. Harry could hear her organs squishing and sloshing around the broomstick. Hermione could do nothing but scream in utter pain. After thirty seconds of this, she passed out. The broom lowered her to the floor.
Harry reached in his pocket and pulled out a miniature surgical kit. He then proceeded to dissect Hermione and place several small mice in her chest cavity to roam free. The broom continued to do its damage, and its internal effects could now be seen clearly.
I'm sorry. what?!?
The pokemon one...
[quote]He gently tugged on the string sticking out, [b]drawing a blood-soaked tampon out. It fell to the floor and thick chunks began to seep out.[/b] She burned for him, for this complete stranger.[/quote]
wat.
[QUOTE] He then proceeded to dissect Hermione and place several small mice in her chest cavity to roam free.[/QUOTE]
:geno:
Anyone has that TF2 really fucking creepy story? It was posted on /x/ I believe.
:phoneb::phoneline::gooncamp:
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