Think you've read bad fan fiction? Take a look at these. The Gutwrenching Fan Fic thread
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[QUOTE]He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina[/QUOTE]
:v:
:suicide:
This stuff is horrible beyond words.
[QUOTE=DANKA;20222683]
I DONT EVEN WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK
[URL]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/URL] [/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ[/media]
WHYYYYYYYYY?!!? :suicide:
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;20230248][URL]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_sherlock_holmes_and_watson_in_t.php[/URL]
fan fiction of Sherlock and Watson
also[/QUOTE]
I've never laughed so hard in my life.
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At the Harry Potter thing.
[QUOTE=AlexDeviant;20230575]Anyone has that TF2 really fucking creepy story? It was posted on /x/ I believe.[/QUOTE]
You mean where the announcer traps them all underground for a hundred years or so and tortures them?
[editline]04:02PM[/editline]
and turns pyro into a woman and turns spy into a blob and removes scouts tongue and fuses heavy and medic together and drives soldier insane oh god what the fuck
[editline]04:05PM[/editline]
Here it is:
[url]http://www.tf2chan.net/fanfic/res/4256.html[/url]
[editline]04:06PM[/editline]
[quote]Heavy and Medic are in the corner, going at it like rabbits. They don’t care that everybody can see them. The Announcer is watching, of course, but she’s always watching. We can hear her snicker sometimes. Heavy is extremely protective of the doctor. Well, he always was, really, but now he won’t let anyone touch Medic. At all. He likes to carry Medic around like a doll, and is always hanging onto him, touching him. Perhaps it’s because the Announcer tortures the doctor worse than the rest of us… or, at least, most of the rest of us. From what I hear, she likes to lock him in a furnace and burn him to death, over and over and over. And when he’s not in a furnace he’s being vivisected while fully, screamingly conscious. When he’s with Heavy, it haunts him less, and Heavy knows this. They are never seen apart from each other, always at arm’s length from the other unless forcibly, cruelly separated. The Announcer actually joined the two of their bodies together at one point, experimenting with different methods of fusion, but it hardly seemed to make much of a difference. The mental image of the two of them kissing while Medic’s head was next to Heavy’s on the giant Russian’s shoulders will be permanently burned into my memory forever. Her fun ruined, she separated them again. She likes to separate them whenever she can. [/quote]
I can't believe I fucking read that Pokemon story. Jesus Christ.
[QUOTE=Joppu;20225666]This is just obligatory.
[B]DOOM: Repercussions of Evil[/B]
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.[/QUOTE]
What do you mean? This is the best fanfiction I have ever read in my entire life.
[QUOTE=Space Spam Squid;20224157]This was worse than the fucking Offended page.[/QUOTE]
Add it to the offended page.
[editline]04:38PM[/editline]
My avatar does not think this is a good idea, actually.
I am at a lost of words. :suicide:
:crying:
I died inside.
Not "I died a little inside"
I MEAN, I DIED.
That was horrible. Why would anyone write such things? Why can't they even write it well? WHYYYYYYYY
You guys are not going to fucking believe what I found. Like, it's a sparkly gem among shit.
I found a male rape mpreg fanfiction on Pyramid Head from Silent Hill.
Excerpt. I'd also point out that the tense changes from third to first in the bolded area, oh god.
[quote]Pyramid Head let go his grip around James neck. Doubling over James coughed and gasped for air. Whoa… he had a strong grip. Standing up straight James stuck to his plan and started stripping. If he cooperated Pyramid Head might get bored and just walk away. James flung his coat onto the bed and pulled his shirts over his head. He was half way out of his jeans and boxers briefs when Pyramid Head pushed him onto the bed and he landed on his back. Ok, maybe the cooperation thing wasn’t going to work. To be truthful he’d have rather been butt raped in prison by a normal human being then some giant monster with an oversized penis.
James watched as PH lifted up his apron. Then it hit him, his pride was going to go out the window if they did this missionary position. James stood up on the bed and jumped on Pyramid Head, wrapping his legs around his waist. He felt the monsters giant erection against the inside of his thigh. He felt big hands grab his waist pull. The monster was pulling James away from him? Yes!!!! It worked! But James couldn’t help but feel kind of offended. Then he got flipped around and pushed onto the bed again. This time he landed on his stomach. Uh oh, doggy style was going to throw his pride out the window too. He got up on all fours so he could try and get into a different position when he felt something small invade his butt. Then something else invaded after it and started moving around. He looked over his shoulder to see Pyramid Head using two of his fingers then pull them out. James turned his head back and faced forward to block out the pain of what was coming next.
The male human’s eyes widened as the monster behind him thrust in. James knew it was coming yet couldn’t stop the yell of pain from coming. Pyramid Head thrust in and out. He went slowly at first then got faster and rougher. James butt was fully aware of the length that kept going in and out of his body but never fully left. The pain that was there at first slowly turned to pleasure. Plus the danger in doing it with him was a turn on to. Pyramid Head kept thrusting, [b]my wetness being used as lube. Then I saw something long and black out of the corner of my eye. I followed it with my eyes until it wrapped around my erection. It felt kind of like a tongue. It started moving back and forth and I let out a moan. I know it’s wrong but it feels so damn good. I turned my head around to look at Pyramid Head behind me.[/b] The long black thing must have been his tongue because it was coming out from underneath his helmet. Creepy… Tired of doggy style the monster pick James up and flipped him around so James was facing him. Not wanting to do missionary James wrapped his legs around Pyramid and sat up and put his arms around his neck. Missionary position is evil. Without even showing a sign except putting his hands on James butt to support him, Pyramid Head kept thrusting in and out. Feeling the monster hard body against him, the human’s muscles tightened. Half way because he was afraid and halfway because it was a weird feeling. PH hit a spot and both of their bodies clenched as they released. James could feel the monsters sperm pour into him. There was so much, how was that possible? After going limp in the monster hands James blacked out. When he woke up Pyramid Head was gone and he was lying on the bed fully dressed.
“Was it all a dream?” James looked around and saw nothing that could have
given proof that it all happened. He sat up and swung his legs over the bed. Putting his head down and rubbing his eyes he saw a bundle of paper towels on the nights stand. He stood up to grab them and felt something come pouring out of his butt. James eyes widened in shock, “I wanted proof and I got. Damn you James” he muttered under his breath. At least I have paper towels.[/quote]
Someone should make a "Half-Life: Full Life Consequences-style" video of "DOOM: Repercussions of Evil".
It would be kind of short. It'd just be a building caving in and the protagonist turning into a "demons".
This thread is both hilarious and horrible at the same time. Also in the "Fucked up shit" category Harry Potter seems to be the most targeted one for all this kind of shit for some reason.
Also the dick-spiders one was possibly the worst one.
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;20224121]:wtc:
[editline]04:55AM[/editline]
x100
[editline]04:56AM[/editline]
I stopped on the second paragraph.
I just couldn't do it.
I would have a stroke[/QUOTE]
Read My Immortal
You [b] WILL [/b] have a fucking stroke.
[QUOTE=Joppu;20225666]This is just obligatory.
[B]DOOM: Repercussions of Evil[/B]
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://tindeck.com/listen/mzjy]There's an awesome tindeck dub of this[/url]
Also [url=http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4554230/1/The_Furry_Bible]The Furry Bible[/url]
One of my favourite trollfics is Peter Chimaera's book "The Peter Chimaera Book Of Hsitorical FaFiction", which he sells on his website. It is basically a collection of shitty fanfic dealing with historical events. Here is a great two-part dramatic reading of it:
[URL]http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/12844-mftep10a[/URL]
[URL]http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/12845-mftep10b[/URL]
He says in the book that he self published it because the book publishers apparently didn't "[I]bleeve [/I]" him when he said he was popular on the internet, and also because[I] "taht is way of little guy to make more mbetter for people to read.[/I]"
:geno:
-repost-
When I saw the word "Pokemon" in the OP I first thought it was that troll fanfic where some kid almost has sex with his gardevoir thing but steals some condoms first and ends up getting both him and his pokemon beheaded by a psychotic police officer.
I know I've seen at least one nauseating fanfic, give me some time and I'll think of something.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSY1_-I3p28&feature=player_embedded[/media]
My favorite.
[QUOTE=DANKA;20222683]I DONT EVEN WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url][/QUOTE]
[img]http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/dawson-crying.jpg[/img]
Pokemon story wasn't all that bad, watch the Dmenstropov maniacs video if you're that effected by it.
[quote]
He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina.
[/quote]
:geno:
AND THE END
MY EYES
I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time.
[quote]"First I will break you, and then I will rape you"[/quote]
Bill (Sam's pony) being raped by Treebeard: [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/fan_fiction_friday_bill_the_pony_and_treebeard_in.php#more[/url]
Stolen boots that promote exfoliation :lol:
[QUOTE=TH89;20222885]Wish I still had the link to that fanfic I found in the FP chat a couple years ago
the first few chapters are endless descriptions of Hermione's brand-name fashion accessories and makeup and her, Harry, and Ron telling each other how "hot" they got over the summer
Then out of nowhere she gets fucking RAPED by DUMBLEDORE
It's brilliant[/QUOTE]
Oh you mean this?
[img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1516/29bk74ptl4.png[/img]
[editline]19:07[/editline]
Oh wait, wrong one. But still somewhat relevant.
[QUOTE]Pokemon story what the fuck[/QUOTE]
[img]http://eastanyhow.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/mom3.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;20233767]Oh you mean this?
[img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1516/29bk74ptl4.png[/img]
[editline]19:07[/editline]
Oh wait, wrong one. But still somewhat relevant.[/QUOTE]
I have to know, Was someone actually banned for that reason, or did someone shop it in.
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