• Think you've read bad fan fiction? Take a look at these. The Gutwrenching Fan Fic thread
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I'm going to assume Fudge Camp was already posted.
[QUOTE=DJswitch;22352525]Oh hey, I remember this thread. I'm going to say this: "Awesome job, bumper."[/QUOTE] Thanks.
I'd like to say that this was a worthy bump but my stomach and my sanity say otherwise. :barf:
"He lapped up her blood and shit, using pruned fingers to smother himself. It was beautiful. The bitter taste of her poop, and the coppery taste of her blood was like magic to him." Fucking stopped here
[quote]He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size. With each thrust she screamed louder, but David couldn't hear it. The crevasse formed tightly over his shaft, gripping harder than his fist ever could. Before long he finally came, filling her sphincter with his seed. White mixed with black blood as he pulled out. Blood and feces dribbled out.[/quote] [quote] He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size.[/quote] [quote] Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size.[/quote] [quote] her precious anus[/quote] [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091029022754/sbhj/images/thumb/d/d1/Stares.jpg/344px-Stares.jpg[/img]
I was unbelievably disturbed. And yet I couldn't stop laughing at the Pokemon one. I think I went off the deep end years ago.
I'm glad I haven't actually read any of these things. Why is this reminiscent of Clive Barker but... but more badly written?
[Quote]"W-What are you, what are you doing to my little girl?" he murmured. "Shut the fuck up you old bastard and get the fuck over here, her mouth isn't going to fuck itself!"[/Quote] :froggonk: :q:
[QUOTE=Fkpuz Version 1;22352587]I'm going to assume Fudge Camp was already posted.[/QUOTE] Fudge Camp was posted long before this
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Has Full Life Consequences been mentioned yet?
Oh and here is some music to go with the thread [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB2j2TtGLxM&NR=1[/MEDIA][URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=iB2j2TtGLxM"] [/URL]
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20230820]You mean where the announcer traps them all underground for a hundred years or so and tortures them? [editline]04:02PM[/editline] and turns pyro into a woman and turns spy into a blob and removes scouts tongue and fuses heavy and medic together and drives soldier insane oh god what the fuck [editline]04:05PM[/editline] Here it is: [url]http://www.tf2chan.net/fanfic/res/4256.html[/url] [editline]04:06PM[/editline][/QUOTE] This is actually good fanfiction. You should see the one where Heavy eats his own baby. [editline]08:29PM[/editline] Ah ha, found it: [url]http://www.tf2chan.net/fanfic/res/6000.html[/url] [editline]08:33PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mudkipslol;20231695]Someone should make a "Half-Life: Full Life Consequences-style" video of "DOOM: Repercussions of Evil".[/QUOTE] They already have. [editline]08:34PM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R0ZZF4O0K4[/media]
I'll just post this here [url]http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/22486-cloud-mows-the-lawn[/url]
[quote="???"]Rai nof Glabitrax: once there was guy named Galbitrax and he had rain over country. He was very bad guy but one day mean rebles showed up at galbatrax door and beat him. Glabitrax mad after die. galbitrax comes back as a spirti and haunt evil rebel forever. But then the Ergon show up, he bansih spirit of galbitrax Then END!!![/quote] Jesus fuck, this one is TERRIBLE! I just was searching on my hard drive and found it, but I was waiting for a proper time to post it.
A lot of these are pretty fucked up, but the Pokemon one just crossed the line....several times. Let's see, there is the expected rape of a Pokemon (bestiality?), he plays in her feces, the Pokemon becomes his sex slave, then he goes on to describe how she was abused in disgusting detail, then he rapes the nurse, then the nurse's father walks in and so now there is incest. Then there is genital mutilation of all three of them and they bleed to death. That stuff is nightmare fuel.
As I was reading the pokemon story, I found myself laughing harder than I have in a long time, but simultaneously crying myself to sleep. I'm surprised I didn't wake up in a pool of vomit.
I found the Pokemon one arousing to a degree. [editline]09:06PM[/editline] Unnntil I got near the end.
[QUOTE=DANKA;20222683] I DONT EVEN WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url] [/QUOTE] [img]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/752/thescream.jpg[/img]
HAhahaHAHa The pokemon one was great [quote] He flipped her bleeding, limp body over. His mouth met hers, lashing about inside of her toothed maw. He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina.[/quote] pokevagina lol [editline]04:20AM[/editline] [quote]The bitter taste of her poop, and the coppery taste of her blood was like magic to him.[/quote] lol poop
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20230820]You mean where the announcer traps them all underground for a hundred years or so and tortures them? [editline]04:02PM[/editline] and turns pyro into a woman and turns spy into a blob and removes scouts tongue and fuses heavy and medic together and drives soldier insane oh god what the fuck [editline]04:05PM[/editline] Here it is: [url]http://www.tf2chan.net/fanfic/res/4256.html[/url] [editline]04:06PM[/editline][/QUOTE] for those who don't know, that story was based off of 'I have no mouth, and I must scream' [url]http://www.surfturk.com/endoftheworld/ihavenomouth.html[/url]
I was laughing the entire time reading this. People actually dream this stuff up
[QUOTE][LIST] [*]No, no, what are you doing, he thought. She's an animal [*]her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size [*]just as a baby searches for a nipple and automatically begins suckling. [*]She was infected, though. Mold grew upon her anus and wounded eye. Her vagina was yellow with infection, discharging constantly. She wouldn't make it another day. [*] gently tugged on the string sticking out, drawing a blood-soaked tampon out. It fell to the floor and thick chunks began to seep out. She burned for him, for this complete stranger. [*]"Shut the fuck up you old bastard and get the fuck over here, her mouth isn't going to fuck itself!" [*]He had drawn a knife out of his pocked and driven it into his urethra. His cock opened wide and he screamed, but kept pushing hard, down into his ballsack. [*] At last the leathery bag was open. They gripped his testicles and pried them out, forcing them into his mouth. [*]fin [/LIST][/QUOTE] A quick spark notes guide to the Pokemon story... :psyboom: :psyboom: :psyboom:
Why would you write this why
[quote]Harry moved his hands up and down Hermione's soft warm body, wondering what the secret could be. He paused when he felt the muscles in her abdomen tense, as though she were going to the bathroom. Then, suddenly, [b]he felt a something swell beneath his lips, and an oily, well-lubricated penis slid noisily out of Hermione's pink folds.[/b][/quote] :barf:
This is one of my favorite threads.
Oh man..this thread is awesome. Also [IMG]http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu218/JKN1178/1249214-what_the_fuck_am_i_reading_.png[/IMG]
I am sexually dysfunctional because of you guys. I'm serious. I wonder if I will ever feel aroused again.
Oh sweet jesus what have I done [editline]07:34PM[/editline] This is fucking hurting me [editline]07:37PM[/editline] Yeah I'm going to go kill myself
The Pokémon story. [img]http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3381/psyboooom.gif[/img]
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