• Think you've read bad fan fiction? Take a look at these. The Gutwrenching Fan Fic thread
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[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/fan_fiction_friday_the_other_story.php[/url] To those interested in "the other story". Honestly not the worst but still...brace yourself.
Wasn't this thread posted ages ago? i remember someone posted "fudge camp" oh god, how can the 5 sentences i read bring up such horrible imagery at memory of such a vile story. Eugh, don't remind me. it makes me sad at the overwhelming depravity of these people,and how their ill imagination is free to circulate it's sick products. i mean: [B][I] WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!![/I][/B] [editline]10:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=archangel125;20293594]And then John was a zombie.[/QUOTE] and dan was boobies
I couldn't finish past like the 2nd paragraph in the pokemon one... can someone give me a quick synopsis about what happened? I'm also clinching my ass cheecks like there's no tomorrow. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=DANKA;20222683] I DONT EVEN WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK [URL]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/URL] [/QUOTE] ... All i can say is... [img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5638/1272214789037.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4554554/1/STALKER_in_shadow_of_blowout[/url] STALKER in shadow of blowout - A s.t.a.l.k.e.r. Fan-fic. [quote]John Stalker waited in the dark. It was very dark and hard to see for john. There was mutants somewhere near. John was a Stalker was Strelok's brother and wanted to follow in he brother's foot steps. There was a screem. John looked. A mutant was near. John got out his out gun and said "mutant leave me along I just want to find the secret and LEAVE THIS PLACE FOREVER" but the mutant didn'nt lissten. The mutant said "sorry John Stalker, but this is my underground base and your are not welcome here." John said "i am sorry you had to say what you have just said to me" and shot him. The mutant was dead. John continued on in the base. John tuned a corner and saw a stash. "Hmm I wonder what is in the stash right here" John thought out loud. A mutant hear him and attack. John reached to fire out his gun but it was out of bollets. "oh no" john eclaimed. The mutant was approaching faster farther now and John paniked. John puled out his trust knive and cut the demon in the face and the demon said "ow" and ran off. John continued on. The stash was empty and John sighed. He turned around but! The military had arrived and the military said "John Stalker we are going to kill you right now right here" and John said "not if I have anything to do about it" and fired on the military and the military fired on him. John ran out of ammo for his gun and had to do somethings so he throwed a grenade and it exploded and it took out a couple of the militarys. The military got reall mad and fired some more at John. Just then John saw that the stash had a hiden compartmet and had a gun in it and he got the gun and shot the military dead. John left the base and saw another stalker. He said "hi fellow stalker i just escaped from the MILITAY" and the stalker said "BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW STAKER" and John gaped and ran to shelter but did not make it in time and he died from the blowout. THE END[/quote] Also: [img_thumb]http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6762/eeppisyytt2.jpg[/img_thumb]
What the fuck is this and why did I masturbate to it?
can someone kill me please now
What the fuck am i reading?
I wonder if i should put that erotic Spyro Fan-fiction on here.
These stories are fucking worse than Junkie's TF2 ones! I think i got cancer. Plus, i lost half of my brain cells...
This is almost as funny as "Fandom!Secrets". EDIT: Actually, this is like reading what people in Fandom!Secrets want to read.
:byodood: This is like literary cancer.
What is this I don't even. WHY DID I READ THE POKEMON STORY? :saddowns:
I'd rather draw Rule 34 for the Linux penguin than read this.
[QUOTE=watehfreak;22390381]I'd rather draw Rule 34 for the Linux penguin than read this.[/QUOTE] The only way it could be worse is if someone illustrated it. Its already bad enough that I had to read it and the image is stuck in my mind.
[QUOTE=Mudkipslol;20231695]Someone should make a "Half-Life: Full Life Consequences-style" video of "DOOM: Repercussions of Evil".[/QUOTE] Someone's made it in the Beta Starcraft 2 map editor. Link below. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XiMzLJGHmw&feature=related[/url] Also, that furry bible sounds epic.:awesome:
:wtc: did I just read
The Jon Stalker comic was great
[URL="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/05/fan_fiction_friday_squidward_and_squilliam_in_frai.php"]If nautical rape and brutal torture be something you wish, then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.[/URL] [IMG]http://www.toplessrobot.com/celebrity-pictures-spongebob-picture-michael.jpg[/IMG]
oh gods why did I read those
Oh god facepunch what the fuck. [QUOTE=Furioso]The Sucker They say that a bloodsucker is that last thing you'd want to run into. "A stalker's worst nightmare," they'd say. "It'll sneak up behind you, nearly invisible, grab your neck with its hideous tentacles, and proceed to suck you dry. But it won't be the least bit enjoyable." And for a while, I felt the same way. I treated bloodsuckers as I did any other mutant, with hostility and aversion. But then, the Zone decided to change my perspective entirely. Frequently, right after blowouts, I'd make a trip to the Mill. It was an area surrounded by hills, home to a small, flooded compound which was presumably the remains of a granary. The deformed hunks of steel and roofing were home to a contorted minefield of anomalies, and consequently, a host of artifacts. The place was so gnarly, however, that many stalkers avoided it entirely. The few that dared to venture into it had to be prepared with not only powerful detectors, but powerful weapons as well. You see, the Mill was home to not only anomalies, but bloodsuckers as well. But I digress. After a particularly violent blowout, I made the journey to the Mill. As I climbed to the summit of the last hill, the ruins and twisted architecture loomed before me - it was always an awesome sight, regardless of how many times I'd seen it. I pulled my detector from its holster and turned it on to the wonderful signal of an artifact. I proceeded to pick up a rock from the ground, and threw it towards the Mill. It disintegrated and turned to slag within a few mere feet from me. I'd gotten lucky - the anomalies almost never reached the summit of the last hill, and I'd regarded this as a fact. Nevertheless, after tedious pathfinding, I managed to get into the complex. I drew my shotgun, in anticipation of some unsavory mutants, and unholstered my detector again. To my shock and surprise, the artifact's signal was gone. I reset the detector, fiddled with the dials and settings, and I still could not get the signal back. I cursed at the thing in a last resort, and finally decided to leave the accursed place. At the time, I thought the device had simply malfunctioned. Who knew how wrong I'd be? I'd started the trip back to the hills, when suddenly, I heard a roar. Immediately, I knew it had to be a bloodsucker, and I threw myself around, with my weapon at the ready. Nothing came. I spun around, thinking the beast was behind me, but there was nothing there. Beads of sweat glistened on my forearms. Then, I heard the shots. The shooting had come as a surprise to me, seeing as the Mill was almost always deserted. Especially after blowouts, when stalkers didn't venture out of their shelters for fear of increased mutant activity. Their caution was well employed, however. Indeed, mutants did have a tendency to emerge immediately after blowouts. But with this increased activity came fresh artifacts in ripe anomaly fields. It was the perfect time for artifact hunting. Nonetheless, I sought cover, and waited. Finally, a pair of Dutiers emerged from the ruins, dragging a corpse. It seemed to be a bloodsucker. I pulled out my binoc's to be sure, and indeed it was. Maybe they'd taken the artifact my detector had registered and ran into some resistance? Blast, I thought. They'd plucked the last fruit from the tree. But I was wrong - there was still fruit to be had. I watched as they hurled the corpse into an anomaly and proceeded to leave. I wasn't a particularly curious stalker, but after they'd left, a feeling suddenly came over me. I decided that I wanted to see the aftermath of the Dutiers' encounter. I navigated my way to the ruin, emerging to a gruesome scene. The ruins were splattered with blood, of a particularly violent hue of red, characteristic of mutant blood. A severed tentacle lay in a pool of the red fluid. As I wondered why I'd come here, I suddenly heard whimpering. I drew my shotgun, thinking the dutiers had left behind a survivor. It whimpered again. It was coming from behind an overgrown section of the ruin. As I approached, the whimpering subsided. I continued, making sure my weapon was fully loaded. I'd have to be prepared for anything. Finally, I fixed my gun on where I thought the sound was coming from. I suddenly pulled the vegetation back to a strange sight - a female bloodsucker, huddling in the fetal position, cowering. It whimpered again. I don't know why I didn't shoot it right then and there. I think I felt sorry for it. Then, I did something which defied all logic - I held my hand out to it. She looked up at me. The bloodsucker, I mean. It whimpered again, and finally grabbed my hand. I helped her up. Now that I had the chance, I examined the beast more closely. Immediately, and bear with me, I noticed its promiscuousness. It had particularly large, voluptuous breasts. They shined with sweat. I began to get excited. My gaze floated back to its face, and I noticed that she was blushing. She whimpered again. Was this truly the beast that was so renowned for its ferocity? No, it couldn't be. This wasn't the thing of local folklore. I decided that I wouldn't kill it. To prove that I meant it no harm, I put down my shotgun, and held out my hand. She looked at my hand, and then me. Finally, she threw her arms around me and rested her head on my shoulder. She began to sob. Its tentacles draped over my shoulder. I looked down, and further noticed her luscious body. Her skinny physique and glorious ass were pleasing to the eyes. It too, shined with sweat. By this time, I had a raging erection for this beast. All sorts of thoughts filled my mind, and I knew the vulgarness of the thought of having sex with this mutant. I remembered that she was crying, and I put my arm around her. Finally, she stopped sobbing, and lifted her head. She looked at me. Tears filled her eyes. I decided to make my move. I knew it was risky, but I put my hand around one of her breasts. Talk about breasts - I'd felt up plenty of human chicks before, but her tits were just amazing. I didn't expect her to do what she did next. She grabbed my bulge. I continued to play with her naked breasts while she stroked my crotch. I stood up, and pulled her up as well. I still wasn't quite ready to make out with that tangle of tentacles, but I grabbed her ass. God, it was amazing. Finally, she fell to her knees, and removed my pants. I was surprised it knew how to undo a belt. She began to blow me. The way she used her tentacles was amazing. She wrapped one tentacle around my balls, with the others writhing over and stroking my shaft. She worked the head with her tongue. It had to be the tentacles, because this blowjob had no comparison to any other I'd received. I cannot tell you how amazing it felt. She'd feasted on my cock for quite some time before she reached up, grabbed my shoulders and threw me down to the ground. The beast then turned around, wrapped its inner thighs around my head, then bent down and continued to eat my dick. I now had a faceful of bloodsucker vagina. I grabbed her cheeks and squeezed them while I lifted my head up and licked her pussy. It was very similar to a human's vagina in appearance and feel, but surprisingly, it tasted far better. If I could think of anything close to the taste, I'd have to say she tasted like cheesecake. I began tongue-fucking her, and she moaned in response. Her tentacles were driving me nuts, and I was ready to blow my load in what seemed like seconds. I couldn't see, her gorgeous ass was still in my face, but I think I blew my manjuice all over her mouth. But she didn't stop blowing me. I began to protest, but she locked my head in her thighs and held my legs down with her arms. She was stronger than I thought, and as I struggled in vain, she intensified her assault on my dick. It was maddening. I was about to cum again. I regained my composure, and decided to fight back. I went to town on her vagina, rapidly licking what appeared to be her clitoris and violently tonguefucking her. She moaned in delight. Her legs tightened their grip, but this further excited me. At this point, even the intense pleasure she was inflicting on me with her tentacles escaped my mind. The only thing I could see, figuratively and literally, was her cunt. I fucked it with my fingers. At some point, I was interrupted when she took my entire dick into her mouth. She fondled my balls with her tentacles, and stuck one of them up my ass. An intense feeling of ecstasy resounded through my body, and I was ready to cum in seconds. I blew my second load in her throat. I felt her swallow. At this point, I was exhausted, but she didn't stop. It was strange - I wanted her to stop, but I didn't. I was still locked in her vice-like grip - my head between her thighs, my arms under hers, my dick in her throat, her tentacles around my balls. I passed out. I awoke later that afternoon, alone, lying on the ground. The bloodsucker I'd just had the most amazing non-penetrative sex in my life with was nowhere to be seen. The fact that I'd had sex with a mutant didn't bother me. What did bother me, though, is that upon examining my genitals, she'd taken more than a load from me - she'd taken my blood as well.[/QUOTE]
Oh god. This is awful. [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/12/fan_fiction_friday_tony_stark_and_astro_boy_in_spa.php[/url]
FUUUUUUUUUUU- My god, all of these stories are terrible in the OP. My god, I thought I had gotten rid of them by now. :(
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