Elexar proudly presents: how to make a good thread!

[Wootman]

The OP should make a list of bad threads like this:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1084361-A-Family-Member-Is-Dating-Someone-Who-Is-Already-Taken.-What-Do-I-Do[/url]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1084335-Help-me-Plan-my-Road-Trip-to-San-Diego-California[/url]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1083543-If-Donald-Trump-becomes-president-will-we-this-mark-a-new-era-in-history[/url]

[Big Dumb Patriot]

[QUOTE=Kontradaz;29538524]you mean in this thread? yeah, I know there is a stigma about not sucking the OP's cock in every post.[/QUOTE]

Wow, I have hardly EVER sucked the OP's cock, and I have no appreciation for the way that the implications of your allegations damage my reputation. The inappreciation and social segregation only faces concretion because of way that the location [and duration] of the sensations [and painful agitations] that the refusal of cooperation with my adjuration cause further degradation and humiliation due to my poor self-estimation and over-active imagination triggering involuntarily ejaculation. In light of this victimization in the face of your accusations I must demand reperations and the immediate cessation and termination of this grim situation, [i]without hesitation[/i]. Translation? Stop posting, kill yourself.

[troots]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;29539287]Wow, I have hardly EVER sucked the OP's cock, and I have no appreciation for the way that the implications of your allegations damage my reputation. The inappreciation and social segregation only faces concretion because of way that the location [and duration] of the sensations [and painful agitations] that the refusal of cooperation with my adjuration cause further degradation and humiliation due to my poor self-estimation and over-active imagination triggering involuntarily ejaculation. In light of this victimization in the face of your accusations I must demand reperations and the immediate cessation and termination of this grim situation, [i]without hesitation[/i]. Translation? Stop posting, kill yourself.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1230/ss20110501154414.jpg[/IMG] for 100 percent

also bumping to help you bums learn how to make a proper thread

[The Mighty Boat]

all 51 ppl who rated this dumb should fuck off especially b-hazard

[Soleeedus]

Good thread, lots of effort put into it. Although I seriously doubt that anyone with a half a mind will actually read this and analyze it completely and thoroughly. There will always be shitposters in GD.

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

[QUOTE=Elexar;29531884]
Thread titles are comparable to faces. You wouldn't go to that shy girl in the corner if she's as ugly as a blobfish, but you would if she looks like Christina Aguilera. Then again, you wouldn't be the only guy to annoy the shy girl if she looks like Christina. [/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/christina_aguilera_sultry_dark_hair.jpg[/img]

Ya, I think no matter what id stay away, bitch is ugly as fuck.

[Xen Tricks]

Hey fuck you OP :mad:

[Elexar]

[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;29558053]Hey fuck you OP :mad:[/QUOTE]

Hey what, why am I treated so rude! I'm just trying to help

[XxXKillErXxxX^2]

This is a pretty cringe inducing OP. Good job forums poster Elexar on your cocksuck meta thread.

[Elexar]

[QUOTE=XxXKillErXxxX^2;29573089]This is a pretty cringe inducing OP. Good job forums poster Elexar on your cocksuck meta thread.[/QUOTE]

Hey at least it roots out idiots like you

or, i mean

thanks i do my best to get cocksucked

[XxXKillErXxxX^2]

?

[Elexar]

[QUOTE=XxXKillErXxxX^2;29573146]?[/QUOTE]

maybe i should make a How to Post guide just for you

[XxXKillErXxxX^2]

maybe you should make yourself a how to disappear forever guide if youre so eager to make guides for the most common things?

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[wasteyboi]

I made a thread and followed you instructions on what people want to read, and I was banned for doing so with the reason "Gte a bolg" twice. Please explain.

The thread for reference:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1084914-I-lost-a-shoe-and-had-a-rather-shitty-day[/url]

[Elexar]

user error, nothing to do with my guide

[Nirocity]

[QUOTE=XxXKillErXxxX^2;29573089]This is a pretty cringe inducing OP. Good job forums poster Elexar on your cocksuck meta thread.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1014085-Free-shit-from-the-mann-co-store-or-should-I-lock-my-credit-card-asap?highlight=[/url]
Nice thread dude, you clearly don't need this guide!

[editline]4th May 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Elexar;29573161]maybe i should make a How to Post guide just for you[/QUOTE]

please do

[Elexar]

[QUOTE=Nirocity;29600603][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1014085-Free-shit-from-the-mann-co-store-or-should-I-lock-my-credit-card-asap?highlight=[/url]
Nice thread dude, you clearly don't need this guide!

[editline]4th May 2011[/editline]

please do[/QUOTE]

I could but that would take a load of variables! Everything in such a guide would fall back to "use your common sense". Sadly enough, that's something many (new) Facepunchers completely lack. It's also a shame to see some FP veterans (pre 09) posting like retards. Come on, you've been here for so long!

[Belgian Punk]

I've noticed that most of the time the threads I enjoy most are the ones that already locked. Now that either means:
A. I'm very easily amused (I am to some extent :saddowns: ), as most of said threads are just random ban-me's made by people deciding to break one (or more) last rule(s).
B. There aren't enough other proper threads to amuse me, so I'm left with those threads.
C. Mods don't allow me to have fun (to clarify: I do not think this is the case :tinfoil:)
D. There are good threads out there but I don't notice them.

Okay now I have the feeling I'm over-analysing this stuff...

[LeonS]

sorry elexar apparently ur thread made no difference :(