OP, if you're not trolling, I think you should just tell your parents exactly what happened. Chances are, they'll believe it. I'm sure they don't want to consider the other alternative of what was taking place between you and your dogs.
Tell them you were getting dressed and your dogs got in your room somehow.
this made my day
I get the feeling you had a dog on hairy orgy.
Well, I just opened the door. My parents aren't in sight, but I think they're in their bedroom, and I think they're talking. I don't know if I should eavesdrop, what if they open the door?
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21954616]some good hentai planned to fap to.[/QUOTE]
Stopped reading there.
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;21955071]Stopped reading there.[/QUOTE]
says the guy with the elfen lied avatar
You're fucked.
Don't masturbate in front of your dog, stick it in instead
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21955064]Well, I just opened the door. My parents aren't in sight, but I think they're in their bedroom, and I think they're talking. I don't know if I should eavesdrop, what if they open the door?[/QUOTE]
Just make sure you have your cock in your hand.
There's no way that this really happened.
Just tell 'em that you were changing and the dogs were annoying you so you let them out.
If they ask why, just say something spilled on you.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21954616]
I came out of my closet
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Interesting.
Walk into your parents room and say "I am a zoosexual, get used to it" then walk out
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Nice room wallpaper...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdTRmJRhlNw&feature=player_embedded[/media]
This was a video linked on the hentai link...
Really gross dude thats something that you dol in private.Also was it really that hard just to put it back in your pants I mean come on.
OP is 12
updates?
I almost fell out of my chair. I wish I could rate you 1000 funnies.
Here's the thing, you were just beating off, I doubt they thought you were bonethugging any of the dogs, I think you'll be fine.
Also, are you 12
My dog got a boner staring at me
First i thought this thread was about some strange fetish :v:
Okay guys, I'm back. With my door open, my parents unexpectedly came in. As many people suggested, I told them that I was just getting dressed and I forgot that my dogs were under my bed. They were completely convinced my dogs were licking me off. I tried to convince them otherwise, but they just wouldn't listen. They kept telling me that it's very strange to do that and I shouldn't. They talked and talked for a long time, lecturing me, and when I protested, they got more and more annoying and insulting. They started calling me weird, then they called me completely disgusting, and now, I'm known as "the most disgusting child ever". Then they went back into their room and slept.
So, here I am, at 3:00 in the morning, with my parents thinking I'm a sick little fucking child. Shit.
What the fuck, why would you post something like this on the internet, where we can laugh at you.
EDIT: Well thats what you get for letting your dogs lick your penis.
Wait till your mom falls asleep and cum on her face.
[QUOTE=The GeneralSYD;21956439]What the fuck, why would you post something like this on the internet, where we can laugh at you.
EDIT: Well thats what you get for letting your dogs lick your penis.[/QUOTE]
If you read it, you would know that I was trying to stop them. And yes, I put my weasel back in it's burrow, okay?
Oh wow.
Is it really that [b]hard[/b] to put it back in your pants before you open the door?
That is some seriously fruity wallpaper, my friend.
This thread kicks ass
you got pwned by hentai
Wow your poor fuck...
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