what the fuck is wrong with the OP? you wouldn't be making threads on how you made your dogs lick your dong, if you would've just kicked them out. takes a minute man.
man what the fuck is wrong with the youth these days.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;21956617]what the fuck is wrong with the OP? you wouldn't be making threads on how you made your dogs lick your dong, if you would've just kicked them out. takes a minute man.
man what the fuck is wrong with the youth these days.[/QUOTE]
nice post count
Edit: was 777
who faps when their parents are still awake?
and close to your bedroom door.
Keep your bedroom door closed... [b]Always[/b]
[QUOTE=Teh_Cheese;21956756]who faps when their parents are still awake?
and close to your bedroom door.[/QUOTE]
One time I fapped on the schoolbus, what now?
owned
[QUOTE=TrenchFoot;21956802]One time I fapped on the schoolbus, what now?
owned[/QUOTE]
Yes. Someone was owned here.
Also, OPs logic is obviously flawed. Oshit- parents know im letting my dogs lick my cock. I'm going to hide in the closet! They'll think I teleported to xan.
Did you know your parents were home? If so, why the hell did you open the door with your pants down? That's the dumbest thing you could do.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;21956847]Yes. Someone was owned here.[/QUOTE]
Yeah the person who sat in that bus seat after me.
Oh wow.
Your parents seem like a couple of complete asshats, saying that you are the most disgusting kid in the world simply because you were jerkin it. Though I gotta admit, you are pretty damn stupid for trying to jack off in your room while they're still home, and for not letting your dogs out before you pulled your dick out.
Showers all the way.
[QUOTE=The Vman;21957194]Your parents seem like a couple of complete asshats, saying that you are the most disgusting kid in the world simply because you were jerkin it. Though I gotta admit, you are pretty damn stupid for trying to jack off in your room while they're still home, and for not letting your dogs out before you pulled your dick out.[/QUOTE]
I think the crux of the situation is that they think he was letting the dogs go down on his man-fruit.
[QUOTE=The GeneralSYD;21956439]What the fuck, why would you post something like this on the internet, where we can laugh at you.
EDIT: Well thats what you get for letting your dogs lick your penis.[/QUOTE]
Well now that they think so little of you, live down to their image of you. Make it a daily thing.
Facepunch Facepunch I was in my room and my dogs were in my room licking my dick and my parents saw me because I walked up to my open door with my dick out and so I ran into my closet so as to not arouse suspicion and now they think I'm WEIRD!
Life is so unfair!
Next time you're hiding in a closet, bring a gun. It worked out for R Kelly :smug:
Oh god. That's sick.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21954616]Door locked, tissues and lotion by my side, and some good hentai planned to fap to. [/QUOTE]
:smug: just did that..
I wouldn't be able to masterbate with those wallpapers
ahahahahahahahaha. you are an idiot.
[url]http://www.saladandchips.com/[/url]
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[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21954616]I came out of my closet, but didn't have the real courage to come out of my room.[/QUOTE]
[b]QUICKLY[/b] someone make a joke!
[QUOTE=TacoMuffin;21958147]ahahahahahahahaha. you are an idiot.[/QUOTE]
I like your av bro, brings back memories.
[quote=DaAngryWeasel]So there I stood, with the door open in shock, my pants and underwear pulled down, and my dogs jumping up to lick my penis.[/quote]
did you like it? :smug:
"Our son. His penis out. His dogs jumping at him all the time. And he is in a room with dog wallpaper.
I knew we should of got a cat"
I have the same situation.
i have this wind-up torch, and i'm certain my parents think i use it as a self-pleasuring device
they hear me winding the torch in odd hours of the night, i'm usually looking for something, but god knows what their thinking, andi take it with me to the toilet at night, i'ts to light my way, but again, the sudden "BZZZTBZZTBZZT"in the middle of the night would surely arouse some suspicion.
i have no idea what to say, in case they never thought i'm a freak in the first place, not a good situation to be in.
[QUOTE=titopei;21955999]My dog got a boner staring at me[/QUOTE]
It knows you are a pussy.
[QUOTE=HoozKook;21958201][URL]http://www.saladandchips.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]
Oh dear god no, what the hell man! now the bloody cops will confiscate my computer or something! that's disgusting!
I can't see how getting up to let the dogs out would mean you had to "set up" everything again. I mean, what the fuck? Unless you were going to choke yourself while jacking off, I don't understand what would need "setting up".
Although your parents are being dicks about it, you're a fucking idiot for not letting the dogs out in the first place.
If you're going to fap in front of your dog [B]don't[/B] look them in the eyes. it's a known fact that dogs can turn fappers into furries on the spot. :tinfoil:
You hid in your closet. Oh yeah, I'm sure they'd never find you there. They aren't guards in a video game, they're your parents. They don't lose interest when you disappear from sight, what you did was a tiny bit stupid. It was pretty dumb to take our your penis on the landing but even stupider to hide from it, hiding from it will have only made your parents actually think you were going to fuck the dog.
Also the photos look like they're from the 70s.
Also why are there always so many threads about penises/wanking these days? :geno: :barf:
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