[QUOTE=cheesedelux;21960420]You hid in your closet. Oh yeah, I'm sure they'd never find you there. They aren't guards in a video game, they're your parents. They don't lose interest when you disappear from sight, what you did was a tiny bit stupid. It was pretty dumb to take our your penis on the landing but even stupider to hide from it, hiding from it will have only made your parents :[/QUOTE]
herr derr you're a nerd.
He was scared, so he hid. It's human nature.
This story is great man, befriend me.
[QUOTE=lol_liam;21960641]This story is great man, befriend me.[/QUOTE]
I believe he prefers the other end, sry man.
The glasses ain't fooling me.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21954616]
I came out of my closet[/quote]
This made me laugh.
Sucks to be you.
Show this thread to your parents.
They [U][B]will[/B][/U] understand.
Eat the dog
[QUOTE=liltourette;21960845]Show this thread to your parents.
They [U][B]will[/B][/U] understand.[/QUOTE]
The combination of underline+bold and your avatar leads me to believe you are srs when you say that.
I must say, I'm of the mind that showing his parents an internet website where he shares masturbatory stories might not help his case.
I would of kicked them out first.
It was in the middle of the night, OP didn't want his parents to wake up when he let the dogs out of his room... ya know?
Back in my day you just pretended to take a shit and used mind-pictures of boobs.
It's obviously fake, and those pictures were most likely taken from Google Images.
Nice story though.
I like your wallpaper.
You should start posting in the furry sub-forum OP, it's right there at the bottom.
Next time put a cat AND dog in your room and see what happens :smug:
haha, even if your parents walked in on you fapping, they'd have seen the hentai and thought you were a failure of a child.
They need to lecture you on the hentai shit too.
Hhahhahaah you came out of the closet and got your dogs to suck your dick in the same night.
I highly doubt the factuality of this story.
My parents are completely ignoring me and throwing really nasty looks now. Maybe I can just wait and maybe they'll forget about the whole thing. If not, my real best and last resort would be to show them this thread, as hard as it will be.
Oh, and fuck you guys. There's nothing wrong with hentai.
It's funny because your dad is going to castrate you now.
Quick! Somebody draw a picture in paint!
[QUOTE=TrenchFoot;21954872]Imagine a world where you could masturbate anywhere you wanted to.[/QUOTE]
Imagine a world any women you wanted to screw gladly said yes
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[QUOTE=Andaeeee;21962633]Quick! Somebody draw a picture in paint![/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/xbmxjc.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=evilweazel;21962669]Imagine a world any women you wanted to screw gladly said yes[/QUOTE]
makes u think
Why would you lock your dogs in the closet? Couldn't you just let them out real fast?
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