[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21954753]If you must know, this: [url]http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=1451[/url][/QUOTE]
i've read that before
WAS GOOD TRIP
[QUOTE=evilweazel;21962669]Imagine a world any women you wanted to screw gladly said yes
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You forgot his father's dick.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21962554]My parents are completely ignoring me and throwing really nasty looks now. Maybe I can just wait and maybe they'll forget about the whole thing. If not, my real best and last resort would be to show them this thread, as hard as it will be.
Oh, and fuck you guys. There's nothing wrong with hentai.[/QUOTE]
So many things wrong with it. Don't even get me started, look at some REAL women.
I lol'd
Kick your fucking dogs out.
Dogs like licking salty stuff (Like your skin).
I've heard the taste of sperm is salty.
So, dogs like your sperm.
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Just.. Better to masturbate, than to get licked by dogs.. so tell them what you were doing.
What shitty misunderstanding parents! Ah, who am I kidding, mine are like that too, sometimes.
:colbert: Pull up you're pants before opening doors while fapping.
[QUOTE=Touhou;21955098]says the guy with the elfen lied avatar[/QUOTE]
because liking an anime means he must like hentai
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;21965632]because liking an anime means he must like hentai[/QUOTE]
oh the difference
He obviously had to get up to lock them in the closet, so I don't see why he couldn't get up to let them out.
I reckon this has to be a troll thread.
If it isn't, then I'm convinced OP intentionally got his dogs to lick him - not sure why he'd make a thread though, which is why I don't think this is real.
[QUOTE]My parents continued to knock on my door, and after about (I'm guessing 5-10 minutes) passed, [B]I came out of my closet,[/B] but didn't have the real courage to come out of my room.
And that's the end of my story, because I'm still cowering in my room. However, I'll try to make updates. I hope you enjoyed amusing yourself to that hell I had to go through, you sick bastard.
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:v:
Edit: Well, I'm not surprised that i'm late now that i decided to look and see at how many pages there were.
I hate how parents think they know all and can't listen to you
Just tell them the truth, I hate lying to my parents and so should you
beat up ur parents
-snip-
Reminds me of a certain South Park episode.
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:whoptc:
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;21958918]I have the same situation.
i have this wind-up torch, and i'm certain my parents think i use it as a self-pleasuring device
they hear me winding the torch in odd hours of the night, i'm usually looking for something, but god knows what their thinking, andi take it with me to the toilet at night, i'ts to light my way, but again, the sudden "BZZZTBZZTBZZT"in the middle of the night would surely arouse some suspicion.
i have no idea what to say, in case they never thought i'm a freak in the first place, not a good situation to be in.[/QUOTE]
Surely they must realize that it's meant to be wound up before use.
How could they think of something different?
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;21962044]That's why you should always do it IN your pants.[/QUOTE]
Is your dick that small?
My dog is in my room sometimes too. It never inspects me, I just throw it outside.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;21966226]Just tell them the truth, I hate lying to my parents and so should you[/QUOTE]
No, but I did do something else. I can't believe it. I can't even believe that I'm here right now, on the computer, talking about what happened on Facepunch. This is almost the most insane thing that has ever happened to me in my life. Today, just a couple minutes ago, when it had just become 4:20, I went to the bathroom, because I again, had to fap (not that bad though), and as I went along the hall, I saw her ([img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs463.ash1/25433_118326761527261_100000498125728_236145_2030164_n.jpg[/img]) who watched me have a fap, heading for the bathroom.
(NOTE: My bathrooms are 1-person bathrooms, which is a small room, with only one toilet. I didn't find that out today), and rushed toward the bathroom, I knew it was my chance, and I had to do it, even though I was risking, like 100 pounds of semen falling on my head. When she pissed on the door, marking her territory (none of the doors in my house have locks, they say its for some safety precaution, but it's just freakin' annoying to me), I hesitated for like, 3 minutes before I came to a conclusion.
I either gathered enough courage, or knocked off enough sense-to open the door a bit. When I did it, I had no idea that she didn't notice, she was just staring off into space. By then I really thought I shouldn't do it. I then thought, "Hey, she watched me while I was fapping too...", and I fully opened the door and immediately closed it. She barked at top of her lungs, which in the small bathroom was so loud, I couldn't take it. My hands automatically covered her mouth and silenced her-I just couldn't take the noise. And at that moment, I couldn't believe what just happened. I couldn't believe what I did. I stared at her like an idiot, her eyes wide open. When I took my hands off, her mouth was wide open. We both stared at each other, insanely shocked.
My mind was swimming, I felt like I was in a trance. I hadn't realized that my feet were slowly tilting, while I was slowly tilting closer to her, until I fell. Onto her vagineer. I had no idea why she didn't bite me off, but I looked up and realized that her eyes and mouth were no longer wide open, and she actually had a huge grin on her face. I immediately got up, completely baffled. I stuttered, while trying to say, "Why were you watching me in the bathroom?". I ran what I had just said over in my head, and I thought I sounded like a complete retard. I again felt crazy, as I realized what situation I was actually in.
I was actually standing by my pug on the bathroom floor, with her tail up, her face clenched together (like always). As I was going over the insane situation in my head, my dog stood up, looking happy but annoyed. I tried to leave the bathroom, but she immediately bit my arm, I thought it must have been some kind of crazy automatic spasm, but she bit me again, and I knew it wasn't. I saw her standing, with a now smaller grin on her face. And for some reason-on that moment, I suddenly saw her, not as my dog, but as a dog [b][u]with a vagina[/u][/b]. I have no idea what came over me, I just got closer to her, and felt her waist. As I did that, she bit my hands, still on her waist. I looked up at my dog again, and she had a bigger grin than ever. I felt my hands go higher on her waist, and she bit my hands even harder. My chest leaned in closer to her, and she then took my whole hand off. I stared incredibly dumbfounded at her eyes, and they looked massive. Then, I started to feel control over my body, but still, wouldn't take my hands off of her.
I grabbed her squishy face, and she took my other hand off. It was the most amazing, beautiful thing I had ever seen. She bit my head, and sank her teeth farther into them, but I didn't move away. In fact, I put my head deeper into them. I then realized she was biting off my pants. I didn't do anything. I didn't care. I loved what I saw so much, I did nothing. She saw my boner, and licked it, while she bit my shirt off. She gnawing my penis through my underwear, and I pushed her into the wall. She ducked down, and bit my underwear off. I was intrigued then. I grabbed her, and started embracing her entire body.
She then lay on the floor, completely naked, and I slowly placed my own naked body on top of her. My penis was on her hot body, and I just couldn't take it anymore. I rubbed my penis on her body, and slowly went upward, and put it between chin and chest. But in a second, I stopped. I went even farther upward, and when it was up to her mouth, I sat her up and put her against the wall, and put her penis into my mouth. I forced it in, without any hesitation, and it was the most wonderful thing I had ever felt. She did it for what it seemed like 4 more minutes, and I came into her mouth. She finally said something,
"RUFFAARKKCARRUFFKKCH.", and that was it. She walked out of the bathroom, and into another room, not smiling back at me at all whatsoever. I proceeded to put my clothes on, and left the bathroom as well. I had just remembered that it was the end of the afternoon, my dad given me another scheduled annoying lecture 15 minutes ago!
I ran in the direction of my room, but before I got there, I ran into my dad, who said, "I've been looking everywhere for you! Where the hell were you?! Have you been fucking that dog again?!" I didn't say anything, as I had just realized everything that just happened. I stood there motionless, and just stared into space, reliving everything that just happened. He said, "Are you okay? Why do you have a boner?", and when I heard my dad say, "boner", I came back to reality. I "honestly" told him that I was fucking [i]both of my dogs [u]and my teacher at the same time[/i][/u], and he said, open eyed, "Good job, son.". We then spent more time to my usual day at home of family orgies, including my pets and teachers.
If you get the reference, [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=21107796#post]21107796[/url] Internets for you, as that was the post count. And yes, I am aware that that was the most fucked up thing you've ever read. Cheers!
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21968297]
stopped. I went even farther upward, and when it was up to her mouth, I sat her up and put her against the wall, [B][U]and put her penis into my mouth[/U][/B]. I forced it in, without any hesitation, and it was the most wonderful thing I had ever felt. She did it for what it seemed like 4 more minutes, and I came into her mouth. She finally said something,
"RUFFAARKKCARRUFFKKCH.", and that was it. She walked out of the bathroom, and [/QUOTE]
Also this sounds like a new prince of bel air thread.
Ok, this is now a troll thread.
lol he said he came out of the closet
Heh.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;21962669][img]http://i43.tinypic.com/xbmxjc.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
OP's balls are behind his legs.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21968297]
Gay dog sex post[/QUOTE]
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lol
Wasn't there a thread like this a day before April 1st. The guy had a weasel avatar too. The fucking troll story is the same.
Edit: It's the same user too.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=916791[/url]
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