[QUOTE=SlayerFin;22005363]Who the fuck uses lotion when fapping? I prefer saliva.[/QUOTE]
I use soap.
And saliva.
It feels good man. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Kukuzi;21994817]The OP is like 13, it's not his own story, he didn't even make it up. If you didn't already know that.
He's trolling, not doing a good job, but trolling nonetheless.[/QUOTE]
Excuse me? I made this and the previous story completely independently. You, my friend, can go eat yourself out, you pussy.
Oh wow, he did steal it
[url]http://www.esportsea.com/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=211603[/url]
Wow, someone really stole it?
Well, no matter. I have it somewhat taken care of.
Sounds to me like you stole it.
[QUOTE=SlayerFin;22005363]Who the fuck uses lotion when fapping? I prefer saliva.[/QUOTE]
I use the blood of decapitated orphans.
[editline]10:46PM[/editline]
:mmmsmug:
-snip-
Whats the difference between locking them in a closet and just simply letting em out? Either way you'd still have to get up..
Did facepunch just go down for a bit for anyone else?
:tinfoil:
[editline]10:58PM[/editline]
what the fuck is going on it just did it again
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;22011567]Did facepunch just go down for a bit for anyone else?
:tinfoil:
[editline]10:58PM[/editline]
what the fuck is going on it just did it again[/QUOTE]
Little banned skiddie got hold of his dad's botnet, probably.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;22008176]Excuse me? I made this and the previous story completely independently. You, my friend, can go eat yourself out, you pussy.[/QUOTE]
Calling people names on the internet? That's pretty hardcore, I'll know not to mess with you next time.
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;22009232]Oh wow, he did steal it
[url]http://www.esportsea.com/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=211603[/url][/QUOTE]
Case in point, it's copypasta. This story has probably been on the internet longer than he has. If not, it's an adaptation of another story. With that said I don't really care.
This OP is ultimate.
Shit sucks, like a dog on your dick.
you have poor picks in hentai, i only get the best :3
Now that you've dealved in animal permiscuity, willingly or not, you can never return to the real world. Your parents made that clear. What you've experienced is like what cannibles experience and you've upset the balance of the universe! Subconsciously, you enjoyed the feel of your dogs(friends) tongue on your wee-wee and yoou will only think of ways to keep the door closed while you have your way with your pets. It gives you a feeling of power/satisfaction like a cannible gets from blood lust. You can never have a human girlfriend or marry, ever! They (women)will always know what dark,sick, evil lurks behind those doll like black eyes of yours. You are doomed my friend. You may as well get your own place and as many sheep as possible cause at your age you wont be satisfied with just one partner. Maybe you will be accepted into animal heaven, I'm not sure about that even, I must converse with Yogi. I'll get back to you on that. Resisting the urge will only put grey hairs on your head and shorten your life span, just go for it.
[QUOTE=kgbx3;22012853]you have poor picks in hentai, i only get the best :3[/QUOTE]
Care to elaborate? :smug:
I do that sometimes. I try to throw a blanket over my dog, or tell my mom to get him out, so I don't have to stop fapping.
Wow. That was sick.
wtf why didnt you put your pants on lol
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;21955660][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdTRmJRhlNw&feature=player_embedded[/media]
This was a video linked on the hentai link...[/QUOTE]
my reactions:
:byodood:
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
HOLY SHIT!!
[quote]So there I stood, with the door open in shock, my pants and underwear pulled down, and my dogs jumping up to lick my penis.[/quote]That seems familiar..
[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/2u5c2g3.png[/IMG]
American pie, anyone?
if you know what the op looks like this thread gets alot wrose
fyi: he's 12
[QUOTE=Dr Rebel PhD;22313784]my reactions:
:byodood:
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
HOLY SHIT!![/QUOTE]
Moron bumped a moronic thread with a post of no value
Story made me laugh.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;21954682][img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs463.ash1/25433_118326761527261_100000498125728_236145_2030164_n.jpg[/img]
thats not his tongue[/QUOTE]
What is it? (I'm 12)
I feel so turned off right now.
This is crazy
The first was was very funny, but this is just attention seeking now.
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