• Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
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They ruined his life :smith:
At first i thought it was real for a while. I feel so stupid now :downs:
Poor gorilla, they ruined his happy life of eating bananas and fucking around. [sp]sarcasm[/sp]
Its actually pretty sad that some people in this thread believe this was real. Just goes to show how gullible and easy to control people are, so its not hard to see why Fox News has so many supporters.
I thought it was real for almost a minute, then I saw the Onion.
Best thing about the Onion is reading youtube comments. Such as [quote=youtube genius]wat a waste of tax money ... yea teach a gorilla while u waste million on a gorilla y cant u use it on something we* can use like makin a cure in the future or something. this show y everything i made in china because scientist are busy jerking off gorillas and other animals while china leads a world wit future technology's. that explains y america's stock markets is falling! waste of money instead to be use in schools or something we can relate on.[/quote] [quote=another one]OMFG DAT SHIT MESTED UP PEOPLE YUH SHOULD HAVE NEVER EVER TOLD HIM THAT HE'S WILL PROBLEY WANT TO KILL HIM SELF* OR TURN ON U PEOPLE BEACUSE U SED HE WILL DIE SOON WHAT'S RONG WIT U HE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO LIVE AND HAVE FUN NOT THINKING BOUT DIEING[/quote] [quote=last one]YOU DID WHAT!!! YOU TRIED TO MAKE A* GORILLA KILL HIMSELF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! THAT IS NOT NICE, TELLING ANIMALS THEY WILL DIE, TELLING ANYONE THEY WILL DIE IS EVIL YOU BLOODLY PEOPLE![/quote]
Finally, I can find some joy in life out of schadenfreude because I know I am not the only one overcome with crippling existential terror!
He paints better than me.
oh god the text news and the annotations are brilliant
The first freaking 1 second of the video where you hear the Onion theme.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;28717954]Best thing about the Onion is reading youtube comments. Such as[/QUOTE] Shows how retarded the YouTube community is [editline]21st March 2011[/editline] [quote=Youtuber]wtf thesepeople tryin to achieve....... how they are* gonna brainwash a gorilla to suicide! those.dudes are sick in the head >torture[/quote] [quote=Youtuber]they r so fucking mean* [/quote] [quote=Youtuber]u* dicks why would you do that he was happy now he hes a acholic[/quote] :downs:
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28703296]Existence. Cruel joke. :v:[/QUOTE] Sounds like something rorschach would say..
Onion has been really bland lately, this video changed my opinion. "Existence. Cruel joke" is the best part.
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