[QUOTE=DaCommie1;50179025]You have to perform the traditional mating ritual first which involves soaking yourself in no less than 1L of maple syrup, catching a Canada Goose with your bare hands, and then ritually sacrificing it to Sir John A. MacDonald by drowning it in Canadian whisky then drinking its blood.
Else you will be sentenced to 10 years hard labour as a hockey coach to middle-schoolers.[/QUOTE]
Ok I've already done the maple syrup thing and I can get a Canadian Goose on the way there, can you provide the Canadian Whiskey?
No, but the [url=http://www.lcbo.com/content/lcbo/en.html#.Vxm673qHiao]LCBO[/url] can.
Even then there's no guarantee of acceptance with the mating ritual. You see, at 16 every Canadian takes part in a ritual I can't describe where they obtain the hockey stick of acceptance and rejection, a hockey stick with a heart-shaped end. Should the mating ritual be accepted, it is inserted into the orifice of mating to open it up for a more comfortable fit for our frozen penises. However if the ritual is rejected, the stick is used to slap the genitals of the person performing the ritual.
So if you don't want a slapshot to the nuts I suggest you stay south of the border.
Can't shoot geese with a rifle.
Also you know how Canadians are so nice? Well all our hatred is put in our geese to accomplish this seemingly magical feat of being notoriously polite. The reason us Torontonians are such assholes is the geese spend less time here to absorb our hatred and malice. The reason Quebec is full of assholes is because the geese can't absorb the French part of their assholeishness, so that just lingers.
[QUOTE=DaCommie1;50179631]Can't shoot geese with a rifle.[/QUOTE]
I bet you I can.
[QUOTE=download;50180002]I bet you I can.[/QUOTE]
Nuh-uh. The [I]law[/I] says you can't. That makes it physically impossible.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;50180654]Nuh-uh. The [I]law[/I] says you can't. That makes it physically impossible.[/QUOTE]
Damn. You got me there, mate.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;50178849]Jesus christ I didn't think the C96 could get any sexier and then you post this.
Fuck me that's glorious.
Why have I never heard of or seen this before?[/QUOTE]
Well, [I]I've[/I] never seen one before, either. There's only four of these trench carbines in existence - so I guess they aren't really very well known, but I've never even seen one mentioned on the lists of C96 variations or anything. Absolutely sweet looking, though. I'd pay out the nose for a replica.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;50179480]question:
why are canadian geese such absolutely incredibly fucking terrible animals?
best regards,
.223 v-max[/QUOTE]
Because they are assholes. Doesn't help that those geese are protected by game laws over here. They are pests in most areas that have a pond of some sort. They even stay down here in the winter.
You will be laughed at by the local Fuds about using a rifle on a bird.
Personally, when a an animal reaches pest status, anything goes. Rifle would be fair game on my property.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;50180882]really?
here it's often done with varminting calibres since it's easier to get a kill that way rather than having to get close up on them
[editline]22nd April 2016[/editline]
in norway canada geese are listed on the blacklist of animals and plants meaning it's legal to hunt all year (aside of holidays where no hunting is permitted, retardedly enough)[/QUOTE]
With how many of them there are they really should do that here too, but they don't. Geese is open like September to March, and you can only use a shotgun with not-lead shot to shoot them. I'm also fairly sure it's illegal to shoot them if they've landed, but it's not illegal to scare them back into the air.
[editline]22nd April 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;50180654]Nuh-uh. The [I]law[/I] says you can't. That makes it physically impossible.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like the arguments against handgun hunting in Canada.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;50178849]I have no idea what I just read so I'm going to say if it would make you happy and you have $300 to throw around, do it.
Maybe talk him down to $200 tho
[editline]21st April 2016[/editline]
Alternatively, meet me and DaCommie1 at the Canadian Border with the $300 and get an SVT-40 and also participate in a 'diplomatic 3-way'
[editline]21st April 2016[/editline]
Jesus christ I didn't think the C96 could get any sexier and then you post this.
Fuck me that's glorious.
Why have I never heard of or seen this before?[/QUOTE]
I got this.
You two stand at the border and pass across a series of unlabeled crates which randomly contain either a few hundred ontario postcards, a bucket of maple syrup, or a few svt-40s. Neither of you know exactly what is in each one. Snoberry only handles the crates with a pallet jack, and thus doesnt dorectly interact with them. Then he pulls the crates down to me, camping, completely unnafiliated, 100 feet away. Without telling me whats in the crates, i load them in my truck and drive away. After getting at least 1 state away, i meet up with snoberry, open the crates, and initiate in a private sale of firearms. Dacommie later finds a package on his doorstep containing a fair amount of unmarked silver coins with no return address. Plausible deniability all around.
[editline]22nd April 2016[/editline]
I think at this point im just collecting watchlist memberships.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;50182269]I got this.
You two stand at the border and pass across a series of unlabeled crates which randomly contain either a few hundred ontario postcards, a bucket of maple syrup, or a few svt-40s. Neither of you know exactly what is in each one. Snoberry only handles the crates with a pallet jack, and thus doesnt dorectly interact with them. Then he pulls the crates down to me, camping, completely unnafiliated, 100 feet away. Without telling me whats in the crates, i load them in my truck and drive away. After getting at least 1 state away, i meet up with snoberry, open the crates, and initiate in a private sale of firearms. Dacommie later finds a package on his doorstep containing a fair amount of unmarked silver coins with no return address. Plausible deniability all around.
[editline]22nd April 2016[/editline]
I think at this point im just collecting watchlist memberships.[/QUOTE]
Except it's a federal crime to not report a firearm lost or stolen, and the RCMP is going to want to know what I was doing at the US border with a crate of guns that are very desirable in the US that got "lost and/or stolen."
[QUOTE=DaCommie1;50179631]Can't shoot geese with a rifle.
Also you know how Canadians are so nice? Well all our hatred is put in our geese to accomplish this seemingly magical feat of being notoriously polite. The reason us Torontonians are such assholes is the geese spend less time here to absorb our hatred and malice. The reason Quebec is full of assholes is because the geese can't absorb the French part of their assholeishness, so that just lingers.[/QUOTE]
I thought that's what Justin Bieber was for
[editline]22nd April 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=DaCommie1;50182333]Except it's a federal crime to not report a firearm lost or stolen, and the RCMP is going to want to know what I was doing at the US border with a crate of guns that are very desirable in the US that got "lost and/or stolen."[/QUOTE]
Except you weren't at the US border. You were <insert somewhere else> and you put the gun down to go take a poo and when you came back it wad gone
[QUOTE=Birdman101;50182269]I got this.
You two stand at the border and pass across a series of unlabeled crates which randomly contain either a few hundred ontario postcards, a bucket of maple syrup, or a few svt-40s. Neither of you know exactly what is in each one. Snoberry only handles the crates with a pallet jack, and thus doesnt dorectly interact with them. Then he pulls the crates down to me, camping, completely unnafiliated, 100 feet away. Without telling me whats in the crates, i load them in my truck and drive away. After getting at least 1 state away, i meet up with snoberry, open the crates, and initiate in a private sale of firearms. Dacommie later finds a package on his doorstep containing a fair amount of unmarked silver coins with no return address. Plausible deniability all around.
[editline]22nd April 2016[/editline]
I think at this point im just collecting watchlist memberships.[/QUOTE]
I'll take watch and keep an eye out for those damn feds, I'll just take off running and screaming so they'll be distracted while y'all drive out into the sunset.
Guys
how much for a HK VP 70?
I know they are no longer made and quite rare but my father has found one and he hasn't a clue about what it means nor the guy who owns it who is willing to sell it. Both think is just an ugly gun made of metal.
[QUOTE=Cutthecrap;50183601]Guys
how much for a HK VP 70?
I know they are no longer made and quite rare but my father has found one and he hasn't a clue about what it means nor the guy who owns it who is willing to sell it. Both think is just an ugly gun made of metal.[/QUOTE]
according to the [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_VP70"]wikipedia page[/URL] on it, it was the first polymer framed handgun produced, 12 years before the glock 17. so not totally "made of metal"
so i would say
when i look them up on gunbroker i get price ranges between 500 and 1000
Why not claim you lost the SVT40 while boating in the great lakes?
[QUOTE=beanhead;50183872]according to the [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_VP70"]wikipedia page[/URL] on it, it was the first polymer framed handgun produced, 12 years before the glock 17. so not totally "made of metal"
so i would say
when i look them up on gunbroker i get price ranges between 500 and 1000[/QUOTE]
It also has the worst trigger pull for factory striker fired pistol, even if it was the first polymer framed pistol. That's part of the reason those guns aren't as valuable as HK's other offerings. If you get it, I hope you like 13lbs+ trigger pulls because that's what the gun has.
[QUOTE=download;50184035]Why not claim you lost the SVT40 while boating in the great lakes?[/QUOTE]
Because "boating accidents" are reserved for a different kind of issue than smuggling.
[QUOTE=DaCommie1;50184113]Because "boating accidents" are reserved for a different kind of issue than smuggling.[/QUOTE]
Just say it was stolen and give a description that matches the Zodiac Killer/Ted Cruz :v:
[QUOTE=beanhead;50183872]according to the [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_VP70"]wikipedia page[/URL] on it, it was the first polymer framed handgun produced, 12 years before the glock 17. so not totally "made of metal"
so i would say
when i look them up on gunbroker i get price ranges between 500 and 1000[/QUOTE]
Nice. Thank you very much. That's a hefty sum for what one can afford here in LATAM.
My Jungle Carbine keyholes >:(
Not sure why, the barrel looks fine. I recovered a few bullets and found that two of the three I recovered didn't have rifling marks, the other had faint marks. I'm suspecting the flash hider is to blame.
[QUOTE=download;50184035]Why not claim you lost the SVT40 while boating in the great lakes?[/QUOTE]
boating accident is too cliche, go for rendered inoperable
I have joined up with the Australian Clay Target Association, the local clay target club and now the SSAA (sorry Shooter's Union but SSAA has a lot more benefits). I have completed the required training, [i]twice[/i]. It's time to send the papers off.
Now, gun safes...
Is this also a thread for Bows? I have a Diamond The Rock youth bow that finally got its first kill!
I've only owned the bow sense It came out and this was its first kill!
I really need a silencer on my m&p 15-22. Would be alot more fun to shoot instead of having to worry were your arrows are gonna go and try to pull small animals off your arrows...
[QUOTE=DPKiller;50185827]Is this also a thread for Bows? I have a Diamond The Rock youth bow that finally got its first kill!
I've only owned the bow sense It came out and this was its first kill![/QUOTE]
It's a hunting thread as well so I suppose though but I'm not really a commoner in this thread
Didn't there used to be one for bows?
[QUOTE=download;50185668]My Jungle Carbine keyholes >:(
Not sure why, the barrel looks fine. I recovered a few bullets and found that two of the three I recovered didn't have rifling marks, the other had faint marks. I'm suspecting the flash hider is to blame.[/QUOTE]
If there's no rifling marks on them at all then it's more than just your flash hider, since the rifling should start imprinting on it as soon as it hits it. My Arisaka was the same, I could see rifling in it, but the bullets keyholed. It sounds like your barrel's either worn out or someone rebarreled it for some weird reason at some point.
I swaged a lead 0.311 bullet through the barrel. It's got plenty of rifling and the dimensions are within the spec I could find online. The bullet that had marks didn't keyhole. I think it might just be hard to see the rifling on the side of the bullet after the bullet went sideways through half a foot of pine.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/6oYw8sW.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/NMvMR0Y.jpg[/t]
The flashhider is encrusted with stuff on the inside though, particularly near the barrel. I'll need another brass brush I think.
I also checked the diam of the ammo; 0.311. The ammo is 180gr SP boat tail PPU.
[editline]24th April 2016[/editline]
It's 5R rifling and of course I looked down the barrel. I bought it because it looked like good rifling.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/js5KotJ.jpg[/t]
The only round i recovered that didn't tumble
[editline]24th April 2016[/editline]
I'll try slug a jacked round tomorrow through the barrel and see what happens.
[QUOTE=download;50187156]
The flashhider is encrusted with stuff on the inside though, particularly near the barrel. I'll need another brass brush I think.
I also checked the diam of the ammo; 0.311. The ammo is 180gr SP boat tail PPU.
I'll try slug a jacked round tomorrow through the barrel and see what happens.[/QUOTE]
If you think it's the flash hider, why not take it off, shoot it, and see if it really is the problem?
Anybody here have a Ruger SP101? Been looking into them and so far the only downside I can find is a heavy trigger pull. Looking for a relatively small .357 in that price range that isn't too light to handle the recoil, and the SP101 seems like the best option to me.
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