Thats pretty good. Second panel feels very Cromartie-esque.
That's some jojo ass lips :v:
[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;51616544]paige is so much better than pat and woolie at bloodborne it's hilarious, and she has like lupus, cerebral palsy, osteoporosis, etc. just all the crippling diseases.
pat's balls just getting exposed on stream constantly[/QUOTE]
Wait I thought her cat had cerebral palsy?
[QUOTE=trollbuster;51617418]Wait I thought her cat had cerebral palsy?[/QUOTE]
Cerebellar hypoplasia, but yeah that's the cat. Paige just eats poison and shit.
28:00 for best death.
[video=youtube;3kNm3nY7pjo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kNm3nY7pjo[/video]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ8A2rtNir4[/media]
Is Woolie actually Lucky Ted?
His reaction to the [sp]firelink shortcut[/sp] was great. He's gonna cream once he realizes the entire world is like that.
Also Pat is a fuckin moron. "Dark Souls 1 is the SFV of the series. You do 60% dmg in 1 hit."
BECAUSE YOU MADE HIM GET THE DRAKESWORD. The Balder Knights, the Heavy Knight, and the boar are massive difficulty ramps and force you to adapt early. Not only does that ruin a new players experience but he's not going to learn critical skills for later in the game when the drakesword can't breeze him through shit.
[QUOTE=-nesto-;51623532]His reaction to the [sp]firelink shortcut[/sp] was great. He's gonna cream once he realizes the entire world is like that.
Also Pat is a fuckin moron. "Dark Souls 1 is the SFV of the series. You do 60% dmg in 1 hit."
BECAUSE YOU MADE HIM GET THE DRAKESWORD. The Balder Knights, the Heavy Knight, and the boar are massive difficulty ramps and force you to adapt early. Not only does that ruin a new players experience but he's not going to learn critical skills for later in the game when the drakesword can't breeze him through shit.[/QUOTE]
It's hilarious how wrong Pat is in every Souls game. He always goes to the scrubbiest, cheapest options and talks like it's the optimal build when he's actually suggesting awful character builds.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;51623654]It's hilarious how wrong Pat is in every Souls game. He always goes to the scrubbiest, cheapest options and talks like it's the optimal build when he's actually suggesting awful character builds.[/QUOTE]
Got to raise that stamina!
Fuck that backstab, thank god that shit doesn't exist anymore.
I'm getting horrible flashbacks to bloodborne when pat was telling woolie to pump up vitality instead of strength because strength is useless.
[QUOTE=Captain;51623693]Got to raise that stamina![/QUOTE]
If you beef up Resistance, you don't need to worry about armor!
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;51623851]If you beef up Resistance, you don't need to worry about armor![/QUOTE]
Even Pat knows that Resistance is the most useless stat ever created.
Woolie getting bodied by Ornstein and Smough will be glorious
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;51624130]Woolie getting bodied by Ornstein and Smough will be glorious[/QUOTE]
I'm sure Pat will find some kind of cheap bullshit weapon that will babysit Woolie through the rest of the game.
I refuse to believe Woolie will not die at least once to OnS. Unless his weapon 3 shot one of them, he better get used to not lock on and we all saw how he works with the camera :v:
I also dislike with how backstab happy Pat is, he doesn't know how to sneak up on enemies :v:
Locking on + walkspeed directly influence how quickly an enemy notices you
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;51623654]It's hilarious how wrong Pat is in every Souls game. He always goes to the scrubbiest, cheapest options and talks like it's the optimal build when he's actually suggesting awful character builds.[/QUOTE]
Pat has established that he wants instant gratification and to feel overpowered at the expense of any sort of difficulty curve or natural progression, it's why he jerks off to the idea of grinding or cheating a game until he's invincible every time it's brought up.
I don't understand that mindset at all. Might as well buy a button that shouts "you win!" and ticks upwards by 1 every time you press it if you're going to be like that.
At least he's not like Billy who grinds all of his characters to the max level as soon as possible. Though at that point, I kind of commend him for going through the effort. :v:
Billy not going to Dragoon actually pisses me off, and I would have instantly kicked him out of any party I had.
If you're not at your job class and you're raiding, fuck you. [I]especially[/I] if you're not a Dragoon. If he did that in heavensward I would have lost it, DRG's have so many buffs and debuffs, lancers get jackshit.
I still don't understand why Pat told Woolie to go all the way backwards to the bonfire, and [I]then[/I] told him about the shortcut after he went all the way around again.
pat's face while paige almost beat ludwig on her third try whilst also having a fever and an almost broken wrist and probably like 5 other disabilities
[img]https://i.redd.it/wey6dgfhzq7y.jpg[/img]
his face was stuck like that for a while
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;51625168]I still don't understand why Pat told Woolie to go all the way backwards to the bonfire, and [I]then[/I] told him about the shortcut after he went all the way around again.[/QUOTE]
It's for the same reason why Pat keeps forgetting to tell Woolie to sit down at the bonfire he just lit.
[QUOTE=Reds;51624434]Pat has established that he wants instant gratification and to feel overpowered at the expense of any sort of difficulty curve or natural progression, it's why he jerks off to the idea of grinding or cheating a game until he's invincible every time it's brought up.
I don't understand that mindset at all. Might as well buy a button that shouts "you win!" and ticks upwards by 1 every time you press it if you're going to be like that.[/QUOTE]
Now that shit mentality is making it harder to enjoy the DS1 playthrough. He's not all to blame though, Woolie should be smart enough to realize what is extremely obviously a secret overpowered weapon you're not supposed to know about, or use on your first playthrough, [i]or use in an LP.[/i] Jesus Christ.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;51625207]It's for the same reason why Pat keeps forgetting to tell Woolie to sit down at the bonfire he just lit.[/QUOTE]
Pat being wrong wouldn't bother me as much if he would at least admit that he fucked up after he gets exposed, but he keeps acting like he remembered all along.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;51625387]Pat straight up said the Drakesword straight up makes the first part of the game trivial and Woolie instantly hopped on the train even though he first said he just wanted it to play around. But it's power corrupted him.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure if it's better or worse than him insisting on using nothing but that shitty mace.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;51625387]Pat straight up said the Drakesword straight up makes the first part of the game trivial and Woolie instantly hopped on the train even though he first said he just wanted it to play around. But it's power corrupted him.[/QUOTE]
It'll bite him in the ass eventually, it happens to every player who cheats. They don't build any real skill and get carried as far as the OP weapon can take them.
[QUOTE=New Cidem;51625495]It'll bite him in the ass eventually, it happens to every player who cheats. They don't build any real skill and get carried as far as the OP weapon can take them.[/QUOTE]
Woolie has more than enough skill left over from the other Souls games he played. He'll be fine regardless. Not saying he won't die a bunch though.
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;51625168]I still don't understand why Pat told Woolie to go all the way backwards to the bonfire, and [I]then[/I] told him about the shortcut after he went all the way around again.[/QUOTE]
Christ guys. Pat telling Woolie something that he should figure out by himself pisses everyone off, and also Pat not telling him and letting him make his own decision pisses everyone off.
Its feels like a lot of people are just looking for something to get annoyed at. But much like Mario RPG, can't complain if they're winning.
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