The only thing I can think of is getting into a college and buying a truck.
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and, attend E3
To not make resolutions before Christmas
240lbs bench.
Going to study harder at Uni in 2012. My results this year were not that good.
I'm going to stop looking back at horrible bullshit in the past, just live with the person I love and be happy.
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;33569333]not be a virgin im 17 for christs sakes and never ever ever had a girlfriend![/QUOTE]
you don't necessarily need a girlfriend to loose your virginity
To compete and get 1st in a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu tournament. Heh, it's kinda out there but its my goal right now.
I haven't even done my resolution for this year, so I don't think I'll bother with one for next. Because I doubt I'd ever get it done.
1. Finally start kicking the wall in vengance when my neighbour starts hammering it at random during the night.
2. HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER!
3. Probably get to fucking work on my novel instead of being a fucking lazy cunt all my life.
Lose weight.
Sleep more than 6 hours on week days, sleep less than 9 on weekends.
Actually study and stop being the academic failure I am.
But seriously, do you really think anyone goes through with their resolutions? Resolutions are the time where we take a good look at ourselves. The last conclusion we take from that look is that we don't give a shit.
To be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games!
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And avoid stairs.
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And pageking every thread.
1. Get a job
2. Keep said job for a whole year
3. Stop masturbating as much.
Learn guitar enough to become a guitar god...Not really Just play till im good enough to join a band :v:
[QUOTE=Deckard;33570429]
I'm a world class procrastinator but I'm also very ambitious so I need some good grades this year, it's kind of vital. It'll be tough but ultimately worth it.[/QUOTE]
Well I'll see you at the World Procrastination Championship then.
On topic:
1) Get completely caught up in studying AP Physics
2) Finish my Linear Algebra independent study
3) Program more.
To stop procrastinating, hopefully.. one day.
To stop being such an asshole to nice people.
Study hard, work hard and party hard
My new years resolution is:
to gain 30 pounds
To lose weight (or at least exercise regularly)
To learn a useful or entertaining skill beyond the basics.
No-Fap 2012 (not expecting this one to work, but I'll see how far I can last.)
Get a job.
Lose more weight, even though I already lost 45 pounds this past September - December. Find a better job, spend less money on video games, SAVE more money, continue my no car wreck streak (1 year, 3 months), begin to lift weights, buy new clothes, be nicer to my mom, quit cursing so much, be nicer to people in general and more and more and more.
Lose 20 pounds by 20[sp]50[/sp]
Ha...ahh...ha....
:smith:
Tried no fap last new years.
Of course, it only lasted about a month and a half, so try for 2 months this time?
I want to stop procrastinating. It's harder that it seems, unfortunately.
Procrastinate less.
Smoke more weed
get a job
Unfortunatly those two dont work(hohohoh) very well together
Get my life back on track, I'm moving out to another state. I want to get a job, get into a university and lose some weight.
Lose weight and run more. Should probably also not wait until lunch hour of the day it is due for homework.
[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;33573188]Well I'll see you at the World Procrastination Championship then.
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Maybe next year
I'm going to adhere to the [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd55oXIDFPw]Butterfield Resolutions Plan[/url] this year
1: Start smoking then stop smoking
2: Learn how to e-mail
3: Quit drinking (water, orange jus etc.)
4 (5?): See more of my family
6: Take picture of family
7: Play the dame ("Alas, poor skellington")
8: Hatch an egg (eugg?)
9: Escape the clutches of Scientology
and finally 10: Lower my cholesterol (from top shelf to bottom shelf)
I need to gain more weight.
A lot more weight.
Like, 40 pounds more.
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