United Kingdom chat thread V4: lamb rogan josh, £3 meal deals, and brexit - General

Bought bedding as a two-footed adult for the first time. Fuck me that shite is expensive. I just want something to conceal my balls when Theresa May's drones hover past the window to make sure I'm not wanking to real world pissing porn. Why does it have to be thirty quid? [editline]6th October 2017[/editline] Fifty nine quid for a bedsheet, pillows/cases, and a duvet cover. And I'd still say I probably saved a bit of money. [editline]6th October 2017[/editline] Course I [B]did[/B] have to get cotton because synthetics make me right unwell.

[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;52752201]Didn't even know there were 3 Ashton one is pants.[/QUOTE] I find all five guys to be consistently good. Never had a bad one. I've been to Ashton, Brighton, Guildford, Luton, Whiteley, Charing Cross, Toronto. All excellent.

[QUOTE=Chris Morris;52752399]Bought bedding as a two-footed adult for the first time. Fuck me that shite is expensive. I just want something to conceal my balls when Theresa May's drones hover past the window to make sure I'm not wanking to real world pissing porn. Why does it have to be thirty quid? [/QUOTE] Completely unrelated but I completely forgot pissing porn was illegal and had a chuckle to myself. What's the deal with squirting is that seen as the same? And facesitting, as someone who is partial to having fannies up in my face does it only become illegal if you film jt? Hezzy if you're reading and as a man of the law what are your views on this? Have you ever been on a raid and busted through the door to arrest the sickos at it?

I don't think the BTP really get involved in stuff like that generally.

And am I now on mother May's deviant watch list for posting that? [editline]6th October 2017[/editline] Is it illegal if you're wearing clothes? I never really put much thought into it, but now I'm really wondering

[QUOTE=Chris Morris;52752399]Bought bedding as a two-footed adult for the first time. Fuck me that shite is expensive. I just want something to conceal my balls when Theresa May's drones hover past the window to make sure I'm not wanking to real world pissing porn. Why does it have to be thirty quid? [editline]6th October 2017[/editline] Fifty nine quid for a bedsheet, pillows/cases, and a duvet cover. And I'd still say I probably saved a bit of money. [editline]6th October 2017[/editline] Course I [B]did[/B] have to get cotton because synthetics make me right unwell.[/QUOTE] Dunlem is quite cheap for bedding lad, if you buy cotton you're buying comfort for a price but it's worth it in the long run. In what way do synthetics make you ill? Genuinely curious?

[QUOTE=Clive;52752524]Dunlem is quite cheap for bedding lad, if you buy cotton you're buying comfort for a price but it's worth it in the long run. In what way do synthetics make you ill? Genuinely curious?[/QUOTE] I find synthetic bed stuff is really sweaty and unpleasant

I went to Dunelm. Also, synthetic bedding makes me incredibly rashy, but it's only bedding. I wear synthetic clothes just fine, but something about bedding reacts with me wonkily.

[QUOTE=Chris Morris;52752563]I went to Dunelm. Also, synthetic bedding makes me incredibly rashy, but it's only bedding. I wear synthetic clothes just fine, but something about bedding reacts with me wonkily.[/QUOTE] Doesn't absorb the piss properly like cotton does

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;52752089]Fucking ouch.[/QUOTE] Yeahhhh not a nice way to wake up, got it checked out that day and my ear canal was too swollen to see the drum. The grommet insertion surgery I'm having next month will be a temporary fix for the pressure and pain. Theoretically it'll also allow me to smoke/vape in through my mouth and out through my ear, that's a good trick.

talking of ears, i'm almost 100% sure my ears are fucked. i find it so hard to hear my mates at times, so i'll just say whatever i think is most appropriate (a "yeah" or a nod or a laugh) even though i haven't heard wtf they just said. i'm pretty sure a lot of my mates think i'm a dick for never listening, but i legit can't hear people unless they talk loudly. i've got a deep voice and i've been told i talk too loudly a lot of times, but i guess it's cause my ears are fucked. worst is when we're in lectures and mates talk quietly and the conversation dies cause i keep telling them "i can't hear you"

I feel sorry for those 5 guys having to run from one location to another all the time to serve burgers.

[QUOTE=loopoo;52753643]talking of ears, i'm almost 100% sure my ears are fucked. i find it so hard to hear my mates at times, so i'll just say whatever i think is most appropriate (a "yeah" or a nod or a laugh) even though i haven't heard wtf they just said. i'm pretty sure a lot of my mates think i'm a dick for never listening, but i legit can't hear people unless they talk loudly. i've got a deep voice and i've been told i talk too loudly a lot of times, but i guess it's cause my ears are fucked. worst is when we're in lectures and mates talk quietly and the conversation dies cause i keep telling them "i can't hear you"[/QUOTE] I sort of have a similar thing, I can find it kinda hard to hear people when there are other noises around and they aren't speaking loudly. Irritates the hell out of me, especially when it happens in a job interview.

[QUOTE=Doozle;52752478]Completely unrelated but I completely forgot pissing porn was illegal and had a chuckle to myself. What's the deal with squirting is that seen as the same? And facesitting, as someone who is partial to having fannies up in my face does it only become illegal if you film jt? Hezzy if you're reading and as a man of the law what are your views on this? Have you ever been on a raid and busted through the door to arrest the sickos at it?[/QUOTE] Personally, I think it's some Handmaiden's Tale anti-femdom bullshittery going on in Downing Street. They'll never take our whips away.

fuck just realised I've been on this site for over 11 years now what the actual fuck

[QUOTE=Instant Mix;52758685]fuck just realised I've been on this site for over 11 years now what the actual fuck[/QUOTE] Feel you mate.

Couple months off 12 years here, but I was a dumb kid and a massive twat when I had that account so I don't use it anymore.

[QUOTE=loopoo;52753643]talking of ears, i'm almost 100% sure my ears are fucked. i find it so hard to hear my mates at times, so i'll just say whatever i think is most appropriate (a "yeah" or a nod or a laugh) even though i haven't heard wtf they just said. i'm pretty sure a lot of my mates think i'm a dick for never listening, but i legit can't hear people unless they talk loudly.[/QUOTE] My hearing has been fucked by going to see gigs at really small venues. If you have ever left a gig with ringing ears and a cottony feeling after, you've done permanent hearing damage. I have some slight tinnitus, only really notice it when trying to sleep, so it's bearable. Sometimes it feels like I talk too loud, but that might be me misjudging the background noise, hard to tell from my perspective. Also, anybody remember when Tesco used to do big fuckoff sandwich wedges like 10 years ago? Any time I get a piddly sandwich, baguette or wrap from them I remember the golden years where I could have had a Ploughman's wedge with half a tomato stuck in that bugger.

So I finally got a Civ 5 terra map I actually liked. It's been fun playing so far and my Great Wall looks pretty sweet. I turned off all victories so there's no pressure to go for one route over another. Only used the ingame editor mod to turn some of the food and luxury resources around me to actual Chinese ones so I can make a recognisably Chinese China. [t]https://i.imgur.com/FY2P43Z.jpg[/t] That was before I invaded the Mayans and crushed them. But that seemed like a bad idea in the long run as I then went to go to war with the Shoshone who were just north of the the Mayan puppet state, who also happen to be the hosts of the World Congress. They wanted to sanction my trade so I denouced them, went to war (which I was not alone in, Egypt and Germany were fighting them at the least) and the suddenly everyone's just clamering over themselves to denouce me while declaring war on the Shosone themselves. Lesson learned: even if you just puppet their cities, Civ leaders [I]really[/I] don't like it when you wipe one Civ from the game and declare war on a diplomatically hostile power. Also played as China while eating chow mein and listening to aan 'The Art of War' audiobook. Because I like theming. I might start a new game, which is a problem but at least it's for the reasons of messing things up rather than being picky about maps. Might play as Vietnam through a mod or might stick to China, what do you think? Oh and to make this relevant to the UK, I made Queen Elizabeth I afraid of me but then she buddied up with the Shoshone like everyone else. I still love the rendition of [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh8IlJLBNnY"]'I Vow to Thee My Country'[/URL] England gets in Civ 5.

god every time i go to tescos im reminded about that big walkers voting thing i swear to god if we vote out prawn cocktail or salt and vinegar i'm leaving the country.

[QUOTE=DatHarry;52761569]god every time i go to tescos im reminded about that big walkers voting thing i swear to god if we vote out prawn cocktail or salt and vinegar i'm leaving the country.[/QUOTE] [img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51qlOtLAzqL._SX385_.jpg[/img] excuse me

smoky bacon can go tbh

[QUOTE=DatHarry;52761653]smoky bacon can go tbh[/QUOTE] you can go tbh imo

Roast chicken can do one, prawn better stay. I do like the Lime and Black Pepper though

bbq walkers are unmatched man, even when they brought them back a year back or so they weren't the same as pack in primary school

How is ready salted higher than cheese and onion, that's the shit tier crisps. Last in the pack you have to eat because you're hungry

i love this walkers thing tbh it's a great example of viral marketing and anyway you're doing it wrong if you're not eating these oven baked walkers, they're just so much better than the normal ones

Great, got a chest infection now and the local clinic got closed for mis-diagnosing too many cancer patients. Fml. On the topic of walkers, is it just me or are they really too thin to be considered crisps at this point? Along side the fact that every multi-pack is just a bag of air. Monster munch and transform-a-snack are still top notch.

Monster Munch (pickled onion) and BBQ Hula Hoops are the unbeatable duo.

[QUOTE=zerosix;52762013]i love this walkers thing tbh it's a great example of viral marketing and anyway you're doing it wrong if you're not eating these oven baked walkers, they're just so much better than the normal ones[/QUOTE] I rate the cheese and onion baked Walkers highly but alot of people seem to think they're shite [editline]9th October 2017[/editline] I don't really have much stake in this though, the last packet of crisps were Aldi's own ready salted 5 months after their best before