United Kingdom chat thread V4: lamb rogan josh, £3 meal deals, and brexit - General

anyone near bristool

Iceland are doing 2 pizza express pizzas, a tub of ice cream and Pepsi for a fiver. Will post pics tomorrow

[QUOTE=jamzzster;52635115]Iceland are doing 2 pizza express pizzas, a tub of ice cream and Pepsi for a fiver. Will post pics tomorrow[/QUOTE] The ultimate meal deal.

i love winter time, but i'm gonna miss the sun. being half middle eastern is so shit during winter cause i turn a horrible jaundice colour. summertime i glow like a pregnant woman, but winter rolls around and my tan fades and i end up looking like i've got severe liver shutdown went from most days being sunny to now being lucky if it's sunny 1 day out of 6 [editline]1st September 2017[/editline] this is why interracial marriage should be banned

[QUOTE=RobL;52634249]anyone near bristool[/QUOTE] Somewhat, about 40 mins to an hour away I think.

Hey guys it's me again :) [img]http://i.imgur.com/4dZjU03.png[/img] I hope you love my...'photoshop' *cough* [I]paint[/I] *cough* skills [url=https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/kb-ride2017bhf]Here's a link to donate to me :)[/url] I recently, about July 9th, did a bike ride for The Christie, a cancer charity. I personally prefer the BHF, my family has a known history of heart disease, my neighbour died a few months ago from a heart attack, and my dads cousin also nearly succumbed but thankfully survived a heart attack as well. Plus, their ride is way more interesting (night time) and I won't get gnarly sunburns and do forever uphill climbs :) This ride begins on the 7th of October...annoyingly I have stocktake later that day. :( but charity work is important all the same. Consider donating to me guys! I appreciate it. I said last time I'd record my ride, and I did, but I have admittedly not done anything with the videos, but I have them saved. I might make a timelapse video instead, probably now :) but thank you for looking! Here's last years BHF ride! [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hykb2D78l8&t[/media]

[QUOTE=jamzzster;52635115]Iceland are doing 2 pizza express pizzas, a tub of ice cream and Pepsi for a fiver. Will post pics tomorrow[/QUOTE] holy fuck

[QUOTE=loopoo;52636351]i love winter time, but i'm gonna miss the sun. being half middle eastern is so [/QUOTE] u fuckin what m8 get the fuck out my thread now with your muslamic propergander [editline]1st September 2017[/editline] just wait till Tommy Robinson hears about this!!!!!!!!

i'll have you fuckin know my grandad served in her majesty's royal navy mate, and he owned a pub to boot. don't ever question my britishness again, had to put my cuppa down to write this out. the national anthem flows just as strongly in my veins as it does yours [IMG]http://www.phrases.org.uk/images/union-flag.jpg[/IMG] i bet your bed covers don't have the union jack design like mine do (i'm a subconsciously tryhard brit)

Meanwhile, I hate the Government and don't drink tea.

Hating the government is a proud British tradition.

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;52637019]Hating the government is a proud British tradition.[/QUOTE] Not drinking tea isn't. Deport this cunt

But tea is horrible

Posted this in the Discord last night but I'll post it here again, this is beyond parody. [media]https://twitter.com/BBCArchive/status/903291163427438592[/media]

I'm not a tea drinker, but I can offer up what I feel is a valid reason. As a young boy, my Nana was the one who made Tea. And her hair would fall out quite frequently. My parents and older sister were too polite to say anything, but I would be the one who would cough and splutter as I was tricked into flossing with Nana Beryl's pearly white hair. To this day, Tea makes me shudder and want to clean my mouth of errant floss.

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;52637292]But tea is horrible[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/5c16e470f655a244ec6f9df58d88fd9d.png[/IMG] i bet you make your tea like the one on the right. anyone who says tea isn't nice clearly isn't making it right, tea is ambrosia of the gods

There is a shop in my town that has specialist teas. Vanilla caramel gets a solid thumbs up.

You know, I wonder how many people want to kill me or would kill me if given the means to get away with it. Like, there's a lot of hate groups out in the world, and there's bound to be a lot of psychos who want to experience what it's like to kill someone. I just wonder how many would target me as a matter of curiousity. [editline]1st September 2017[/editline] it could be, like, the new bacon number

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;52637883]You know, I wonder how many people want to kill me or would kill me if given the means to get away with it. Like, there's a lot of hate groups out in the world, and there's bound to be a lot of psychos who want to experience what it's like to kill someone. I just wonder how many would target me as a matter of curiousity. [editline]1st September 2017[/editline] it could be, like, the new bacon number[/QUOTE] 1) that's a really weird thought to have and 2) reading your post makes me wanna kill you but the mods would ban me for it

[QUOTE=loopoo;52637908]1) that's a really weird thought to have and 2) reading your post makes me wanna kill you but the mods would ban me for it[/QUOTE] your just jealous because my number is highter

[QUOTE=loopoo;52637908]2) reading your post makes me wanna kill you but the mods would ban me for it[/QUOTE] not if you get caught.

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;52637019]Hating the government is a proud British tradition.[/QUOTE] [t]https://media.defense.gov/2007/Oct/23/2000438892/-1/-1/0/071023-F-0000R-001.JPG[/t] We don't celebrate because he failed, we celebrate because he tried.

You know you're a boring adult when saving an extra £120 on your car insurance completely flips your day. Also I'm waiting for this to be delivered: [img]https://static.roland.com/assets/images/products/main/katana-mini_main.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=redback3;52643438]You know you're a boring adult when saving an extra £120 on your car insurance completely flips your day. Also I'm waiting for this to be delivered: [img]https://static.roland.com/assets/images/products/main/katana-mini_main.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] that's a cool box it's even got a handle, that's awesome

i just had to fork out £50 to insure a safer car :D i love insurance

Anyone near Chester? Got a Tinder meet up with a lady friend, unfortunately my usual go-to for drinks is Liverpool, I don't really know the places to go in Chester so I'm gonna have to improvise (It can't be The Botanist)

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;52643496]i just had to fork out £50 to insure a safer car :D i love insurance[/QUOTE] you gotta fight insurance companies. i went from an older car to a newer model, and safety standards had gone up in the newer one. they tried charging me the same (£140 a month) and then I hit them with the comparethemarket shit and told them it was bullshit, even their online quote gave me a lower value. they then lowered it to £80 a month.

[QUOTE=loopoo;52643575]you gotta fight insurance companies. i went from an older car to a newer model, and safety standards had gone up in the newer one. they tried charging me the same (£140 a month) and then I hit them with the comparethemarket shit and told them it was bullshit, even their online quote gave me a lower value. they then lowered it to £80 a month.[/QUOTE] yeah it's for the last two months of the policy so they've got me by the balls. not going to take the renewal bs at all

That reminds me mine's about due. [editline]3rd September 2017[/editline] I've had the renewal email, its £19 cheaper than what I paid last year. I'll take that, works out as £86 a month for 2 cars

[QUOTE=Doozle;52643600]That reminds me mine's about due. [editline]3rd September 2017[/editline] I've had the renewal email, its £19 cheaper than what I paid last year. I'll take that, works out as £86 a month for 2 cars[/QUOTE] They are such bellends, got my renewal quote this year, £800 up from £400, rang them up and gave them a load of shit and it magically became just slightly less than £400. I guess they rely on people not checking or hunting around for a better quote and just coughing up?