United Kingdom chat thread V4: lamb rogan josh, £3 meal deals, and brexit - General

[QUOTE=Steam-Pixie;53002541]Lol just asked my mumsie if we could watch The Nightmare Before Christmas tomorrow, as she has never seen it. She just turned to me and said "oh no.... I'm not into horror films in the slightest!" Just comes to show that she has [I]that[/I] little knowledge in films! :v:[/QUOTE] Well it is rated S for Skellingtons so it might be a bit too much.

Merry CUNT

I really fancy watching Krampus, but nobody in my house would stand for it. It's one of the few films in the past years that I've seen that I thought "I can't think of anything in this movie I don't like", which makes it a 10/10 film and good Christmas watching. I'll grant my Nephews are only 4 and 5, but it'd definitely put the fear of god into them if they act up.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas you lot.

Go to sleep, you're delaying Father Christmas you naught lads 'n' lasses!

merry christmas you dolts get who just woke up after a 5 hours nap

merry christmas to everyone like me whos wrapping presents at the final possible moment

[QUOTE=DatHarry;53003687]merry christmas to everyone like me whos wrapping presents at the final possible moment[/QUOTE] Eyyyy just got finished doing all mine too lad

[QUOTE=DatHarry;53003687]merry christmas to everyone like me whos wrapping presents at the final possible moment[/QUOTE] Hah. 3 hours ahead of you!

I've just got back from the pub and im absolutely wankered. Merry christmark everyone i love you all

Who's gearing up for a big Christmas fight then?

[QUOTE=Doozle;53004244]Who's gearing up for a big Christmas fight then?[/QUOTE] Aye I'm gonna punch me nieces and nephews out for daring to touch my presents.

Merry Christmas you fucks, hope you all enjoy your food, presents and family [sp]arguments[/sp]

ooo shit gon get me some ben and jerrys toNIGHT.

[QUOTE=Doozle;53004244]Who's gearing up for a big Christmas fight then?[/QUOTE] I've already had a fight setting up the table and chairs we keep in the shed especially for Christmas dinner with family. Trapped my finger in the folding parts that are starting to seize. Why the fuck it's made out of cast iron for a base is beyond me, and I'll be violently dismembering it once I've had my after dinner whisky. Anyway, have a nice Christmas you lot, kick the fuck out of your furniture for me.

It had started. At least I have alcohol.

Beef, turkey, gammon, and pork. So many animals died for this day. It was worth it.

Haven't asked for anything present wise, was given a large box with a bunch of lighting / heating equipment inside. Now we all thought someone was a lemon and this must be for my mother who has multiple heating mats and lights inside her greenhouse for some exotic plants. Have a quick discussion about who was the lemon that wrapped this etc. My brother than walks in with a 16" wide vivarium and inside is a female crested gecko casually attempting to make a great escape through the open ceiling hatch. Took a look further into the box of bits and found all sorts of bits for setting up an environment for said gecko. (I've wanted a reptile for many years but really couldn't due to family member health issues, weak immune systems etc was a concern, so no beardies :frown:) Apparently this particular gecko was being bothersome to my brother's girlfriend's gecko pair and likes to jump from hand to hand non stop. Still don't have a name, not that it really matters but I'd get a photo if she wasn't sleeping in one of the artificial climbing vines. Has interesting patterns from a bunch of morphs so going to assume she's a harlequin morph for now until I can get a better look. Edit: flicked on the light and finally managed to get a image of her sleeping behind a hide. [T]https://vgy.me/a9eGcK.jpg[/T]

Merry Christmas lads, I hope you all have a great one with the quirky socks and bathroom sets you didn't want But seriously, have a good one socks are great

We got the dog a ball launcher for Christmas. Brother discovered it was capable of firing anything at full force and started loading it with roast potatoes and yorkshire puddings. I've got bruises all up my back from high velocity spuds.

I've had a terrific Christmas and I hope everyone else has too. But fuck me there's nothing good on Telly whatsoever.

[QUOTE=cyclocius;53005200]I've had a terrific Christmas and I hope everyone else has too. But fuck me there's nothing good on Telly whatsoever.[/QUOTE] Gotta force everyone to watch Christmas adverts

I just slept most Christmas day which feels like a waste... [editline]25th December 2017[/editline] don't waste your xmases

Merry Christmas fellow cynical Brits. Just happened to get a cold so didn't really do much today :bullshit: Hung out with the ol' Leaf a bit. Parents got me some cool stuff, but I think they are trying to give me diabetes.

My mate made dinner and put the roasties in with about 10 litres of goose fat. I'm one unfortunate morsel of maple ham away from a massive coronary.

been ill as shit all week, got drunk and felt alright for a bit but now im home and sober im crashing out to fuck probably gonna die

I know it's late but Merry Crimbo! I hope everyone had a reasonably good day, I was asleep by 2pm. :v:

The Queen's Christmas Address this year, talking about the warmth and safety of home was kind of depressing when she mentions Grenfell and the Manchester Arena.

Cooking the bird upside down actually fucking works, what. Moist af.