United Kingdom chat thread V4: lamb rogan josh, £3 meal deals, and brexit - General

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;53044118]Got my driving test tomorrow. My plan is: 1. Handbrake turns 2. Racing lines 3. Doughnuts in a car park[/QUOTE] You're gonna pass

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;53044118]Got my driving test tomorrow. My plan is: 1. Handbrake turns 2. Racing lines 3. Doughnuts in a car park[/QUOTE] You forgot beeping at any tidy birds you drive past.

Or picking up year 11s and taking them to your local maccies where the rest of the paul walker appreciation station reside talking about how their mums corsa is faster than another

[QUOTE=Zenamez;53044197]Don't forget the drag strip launch at every set of lights (the more tyre smoke you make, the better!) and maybe throw in some bang/power shifting if you're on a bypass.[/QUOTE] I feel like that'll be hard in a Golf TDI [editline]11th January 2018[/editline] [QUOTE=cr2142;53044298]Or picking up year 11s and taking them to your local maccies where the rest of the paul walker appreciation station reside talking about how their mums corsa is faster than another[/QUOTE] Are you my line manager?

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;53044291]You forgot beeping at any tidy birds you drive past.[/QUOTE] I thought of very helpful birds (as in the feathered animals) putting litter in bins in the cities to trigger a seed dispensor for a treat and it made me smile.

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;53044444]I feel like that'll be hard in a Golf TDI[/QUOTE] Depending on when it was made (and whether it was recalled) - it'll be making less tyre smoke, [URL="https://i.imgur.com/4S5bsYC.mp4"]more diesel smoke...[/URL]

sleep routine is fucked, but nothing beats waking up and making egg fried rice with leftover rice from the day before. i put so much cayenne and chilli powder in that shit, it's just about blown my head off. but it's a pretty good dish to wake yourself up with

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;53044444]I feel like that'll be hard in a Golf TDI [/QUOTE] PD130

[QUOTE=cr2142;53044298]Or picking up year 11s and taking them to your local maccies where the rest of the paul walker appreciation station reside talking about how their mums corsa is faster than another[/QUOTE] Too soon to talk shit about Paul Walker... Guy was legend and an will live on as an angle in my life bro....

[QUOTE=Vault Hunter;53044261]You're gonna pass[/QUOTE] I failed

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;53046196]I failed[/QUOTE] Shit, I didn't mean to rate this as funny. Sorry to hear that! :(

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;53046196]I failed[/QUOTE] your doughnuts were probably shit. hit your local asda car park and get practicing mate

The job centre were going to punish me for going on my upcoming holiday booked months in advance so I dodged their slavery-type bullshit by getting a job.

[QUOTE=loopoo;53046290]your doughnuts were probably shit. hit your local asda car park and get practicing mate[/QUOTE] The handbrake turns failed me since they're difficult with electric handbrakes

[QUOTE=loopoo;53045566]sleep routine is fucked, but nothing beats waking up and making egg fried rice with leftover rice from the day before. i put so much cayenne and chilli powder in that shit, it's just about blown my head off. but it's a pretty good dish to wake yourself up with[/QUOTE] Breakfast foods with chilli in them are underrated tbh, scrambled egg with jalapeño, onion, cumin + a dash of sriracha is better than any cup of coffee in the morning

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;53046196]I failed[/QUOTE] I failed too. Analyse the mistake, learn from it, never make it again.

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;53046371]I failed too. Analyse the mistake, learn from it, never make it again.[/QUOTE] I went on Google Maps and saw where I was supposed to be going and it made a lot more sense, so I've booked Driving Test 2: Electric Boogaloo for the 2nd of February

to the guys I was lecturing about how GP clinics always pick up at 8:30am? yeah, my bad. past two days, my clinic hasn't been answering at 8:30am, and then when I finally got through, they'd tell me there were no appointments. got pissed off, called at 8:30am today, no answer. went to the clinic in person, all the receptionists were standing around watching cute baby videos on their phones and laughing, and the phone was unattended. absolute piss take. got an appointment the same day, though, just had to go in person which was a pain in the ass.

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;53046371]I failed too. Analyse the mistake, learn from it, never make it again.[/QUOTE] Also 12 doughnuts especially in front of the instructors face.

[QUOTE=loopoo;53046484]to the guys I was lecturing about how GP clinics always pick up at 8:30am? yeah, my bad. past two days, my clinic hasn't been answering at 8:30am, and then when I finally got through, they'd tell me there were no appointments. got pissed off, called at 8:30am today, no answer. went to the clinic in person, all the receptionists were standing around watching cute baby videos on their phones and laughing, and the phone was unattended. absolute piss take. got an appointment the same day, though, just had to go in person which was a pain in the ass.[/QUOTE] My GP clinic can fall into a bag of dicks. I've got a medical for a job coming up and a doctor needs to sign off some forms, they've had the papers behind the desk for over a week and haven't done shit with it. I've told them its urgent, I've handed them in as soon as possible for it to be sorted and still no signature, need it done by next week.

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;53046196]I failed[/QUOTE] oh shit

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;53046581]My GP clinic can fall into a bag of dicks. I've got a medical for a job coming up and a doctor needs to sign off some forms, they've had the papers behind the desk for over a week and haven't done shit with it. I've told them its urgent, I've handed them in as soon as possible for it to be sorted and still no signature, need it done by next week.[/QUOTE] was asked to pay £25 for a doctor's note that basically said "yes he was sick", i'm not even joking, it was one sentence. I read it at the reception, and then told them they can keep the note cause I ain't paying. I love how quickly I went from clinic shill to absolutely shit talking clinics

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;53046477]I went on Google Maps and saw where I was supposed to be going and it made a lot more sense, so I've booked Driving Test 2: Electric Boogaloo for the 2nd of February[/QUOTE] Good luck! I passed 2nd time, all the best drivers do.

[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;53046196]I failed[/QUOTE] Hey you've got a long way to go before hitting 7 retakes so don't sweat it.

Ever wake up, take a piss, and think "that's way too clear considering what I did last night"?

[QUOTE=NorthernFall;53046343]Breakfast foods with chilli in them are underrated tbh, scrambled egg with jalapeño, onion, cumin + a dash of sriracha is better than any cup of coffee in the morning[/QUOTE] Fried eggs with chilli oil ([b]not hot / chilli sauce[/b]) and grated dark chocolate. Thank me later.

Oh my days I've just had a Frube that I found in the fridge, thought it tasted a bit like Stilton. Checked my tongue, its green. The Frube went out of date last summer. Nice knowing you lads.

[QUOTE=loopoo;53046649]was asked to pay £25 for a doctor's note that basically said "yes he was sick", i'm not even joking, it was one sentence. I read it at the reception, and then told them they can keep the note cause I ain't paying. I love how quickly I went from clinic shill to absolutely shit talking clinics[/QUOTE] If it referenced an earlier appointment you can obtain copies of your patient records for free by doing a Subject Access Request addressed to the NHS Don't forget you can self certify up to 7 days

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;53047836]Oh my days I've just had a Frube that I found in the fridge, thought it tasted a bit like Stilton. Checked my tongue, its green. The Frube went out of date last summer. Nice knowing you lads.[/QUOTE] are you sure it was last summer... havent seen a frube since like 2015

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;53047836]Oh my days I've just had a Frube that I found in the fridge, thought it tasted a bit like Stilton. Checked my tongue, its green. The Frube went out of date last summer. Nice knowing you lads.[/QUOTE] Tube'o'Cheez