United Kingdom chat thread V4: lamb rogan josh, £3 meal deals, and brexit - General

[QUOTE=loopoo;53057921]the real question is: am i meant to shave my asshole or not[/QUOTE] No. Make it look like you don't give a shit. If you do shave, they'll know and they'll think "wow what a pussy, doing himself up for a colonoscopy. He must think this is a big deal".

[QUOTE=loopoo;53057562]how many people here have dental insurance?[/QUOTE] My dentist runs a scheme, I pay £25 a month to cover two examinations and two hygiene appointments a year, and it also gets me a small amount off the cost of any work. Last year I had a dental implant at the rear of my mouth, cost me £875 for the extraction and special bone augmentation then £2,500 (normal price is £2,700) for the implant itself including crown. Private dental work is pretty much my only luxury as it leaves no money over for any others. My dentist is fantastic though, I love her to bits. Not saying she never hurts me but she does everything in her power to help me keep my teeth in good order.

damn, I'd have thought with dental insurance, you'd not have to pay that much! but yeah, one of the things I'd always be happy dropping a wad of cash on is a good dentist.

[QUOTE=loopoo;53057921]the real question is: am i meant to shave my asshole or not[/QUOTE] my child, a man who cleans his house clearly expects a visit

[QUOTE=IAreLegend;53059003]my child, a man who cleans his house clearly expects a visit[/QUOTE] will also write in sharpie "abandom all hope ye who enter here", and leave a tiny little box with a single heart-shaped chocolate wedged snugly between my cheeks.

[QUOTE=loopoo;53057921]the real question is: am i meant to shave my asshole or not[/QUOTE] Just make sure it's really clean, I'd have thought. If you shave won't you be very uncomfortable when the hair regrows a bit? [editline]17th January 2018[/editline] At least we get our colonoscopies free of charge here. Imagine how much it'd cost in the U.S.

I hate the flu so much, 17 days into the new year and I've already used up 3 days leave, and might have to use another one tonight.

[QUOTE=Redcoat893;53059192]I hate the flu so much, 17 days into the new year and I've already used up 3 days leave, and might have to use another one tonight.[/QUOTE] its pretty shit dude Im super super lucky my astma didn't kick up with it like it usually does this time of year. This christmas I went to the pub with my mum and dad, came back and threw up all over the place due to tiredness and slept all over christmas eve and day, missed christmas dinner, woke up again boxing day morning at 4am with a horrible cough and cold, went downstairs and pretty much passed out in the sink, this went on for about 5 days before I went to the hospital, turns out I got Influenza B, and due to my astma it could of meant life or death really which sucked, but I was lucky to be put all the way through the waiting list due to it and got a appointment literally the next day. So yeah, I literally cannot remember anything from christmas apart from sleeping a shit ton, passing out a lot and a lot of bloody noses due to my clogged up nose. Im still suffering from it a bit at the moment, but its passed now. Dunno about you guys but as much as we complain we gotta give the NHS guys our respect working over christmas with people suffering from all kinds of illnesses, especially the annual flu epidemic. side note, this also marks the first time in my 19 year history that I've actually gone to a hospital for my own good, I fucking hate needles too so yeah it was a "nice" way to mark the end of the year.

I have the utmost respect for the NHS, but when it comes to the bastards in government wilfully crushing the NHS and leaving people to die purely for "austerity" measures that are actually not saving any money I have nothing but bitterness.

[QUOTE=Chris Morris;53059457]I have the utmost respect for the NHS, but when it comes to the bastards in government wilfully crushing the NHS and leaving people to die purely for "austerity" measures that are actually not saving any money I have nothing but bitterness.[/QUOTE] The Tory Surveillence Police will be at your door soon. No facts or experts allowed in Conservative Britain.

[QUOTE=loopoo;53057921]the real question is: am i meant to shave my asshole or not[/QUOTE] I did that once and it was a decision that I regretted for weeks, maybe months. Trimming is okay though, just be careful where you snip.

Any kind of jenitale defoliation is horrendous after a day and a half.

Is it just my area or can no-one in Facebook buy and sale groups use proper English or even spell? And no I'm not talking about internet shorthand, I am talking like grammar mistakes so bad you have no idea what they are talking about and spelling errors so bad it should be glaringly obvious to even a child.

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;53060129]I did that once and it was a decision that I regretted for weeks, maybe months. Trimming is okay though, just be careful where you snip.[/QUOTE] I remember being about 15 and reading a post either here or on 4chan about a guy who waxed his asshole and had to deal with swamp ass on steroids (still remember the "slick cheeks sliding together all day" description they used) [QUOTE=Chris Morris;53060166]Any kind of jenitale defoliation is horrendous after a day and a half.[/QUOTE] the secret is to use a trimmer and take it down to a length where it's not scratchy

Does anyone know what happened to sphinxa279? He used to be the big man in this thread but he hasn't made a peep for ages... Feel free to ignore me if some bad shit happened that should stay private, I'm not trying to dig up anything but he was sound and it'd be nice to know...

[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;53060248]Is it just my area or can no-one in Facebook buy and sale groups use proper English or even spell? And no I'm not talking about internet shorthand, I am talking like grammar mistakes so bad you have no idea what they are talking about and spelling errors so bad it should be glaringly obvious to even a child.[/QUOTE] I saw one that made me lol because it was written absolutely fucking terribly and made 0 sense on the first 5 times I read it, and the guy who posted it had the surname Shakespeare

[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;53060248]Is it just my area or can no-one in Facebook buy and sale groups use proper English or even spell? And no I'm not talking about internet shorthand, I am talking like grammar mistakes so bad you have no idea what they are talking about and spelling errors so bad it should be glaringly obvious to even a child.[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276724652490096640/400662865322704911/26685292_556483824744165_2566601653804176075_o.jpg[/IMG]

I've finally got a project coming in at work. I've basically spent the past few months doing software testing and pretending to look busy, as the part of the company I work at hasn't had much in. And it's really fucking boring

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[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;53060248]Is it just my area or can no-one in Facebook buy and sale groups use proper English or even spell? And no I'm not talking about internet shorthand, I am talking like grammar mistakes so bad you have no idea what they are talking about and spelling errors so bad it should be glaringly obvious to even a child.[/QUOTE] i have a 5+ year old folder of incorrectly spelled facebook beef [img]https://i.imgur.com/sotOwo8.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/VVsBLnD.png[/img] av a mufty

Am I the only one who hates when people type in their accent? Like when a scottish dude types 'aye man, just walkin aboot roond this place.' Like just fuckin type english dude for everyone's sake.

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;53062330]Am I the only one who hates when people type in their accent? Like when a scottish dude types 'aye man, just walkin aboot roond this place.' Like just fuckin type english dude for everyone's sake.[/QUOTE] It's the only thing keeping them from just up and leaving the UK, take that away from them they'll be at our throats with cries of cultural erasure.

[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;53060248]Is it just my area or can no-one in Facebook buy and sale groups use proper English or even spell? And no I'm not talking about internet shorthand, I am talking like grammar mistakes so bad you have no idea what they are talking about and spelling errors so bad it should be glaringly obvious to even a child.[/QUOTE] My favourite is when people ask for "chester draws" :v:

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;53062330]Am I the only one who hates when people type in their accent? Like when a scottish dude types 'aye man, just walkin aboot roond this place.' Like just fuckin type english dude for everyone's sake.[/QUOTE] I like to think they are all using voice-to-text that's so advanced it understands both accents, colloquialisms and people that don't say the letter 't'.

Local prononunciations in my area include pry minister, pleece, choclit, nuke-u-ler and seckrehtree

A lot of the meters at my work are labeled EDF Energy so now I really want to play EDF 4.1 so I'm getting it with my first pay.

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;53062330]Am I the only one who hates when people type in their accent? Like when a scottish dude types 'aye man, just walkin aboot roond this place.' Like just fuckin type english dude for everyone's sake.[/QUOTE] I've never seen a non-scot do this

[QUOTE=prinner;53062637]I've never seen a non-scot do this[/QUOTE] Hello.

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;53062330]Am I the only one who hates when people type in their accent? Like when a scottish dude types 'aye man, just walkin aboot roond this place.' Like just fuckin type english dude for everyone's sake.[/QUOTE]I refuse to lose Scottish Twitter, it's God's gift to mankind.

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;53062698]I refuse to lose Scottish Twitter, it's God's gift to mankind.[/QUOTE] It can be done well in tweets and shit but when you're talking to one person or in a group like, what's even the point?