United Kingdom chat thread V4: lamb rogan josh, £3 meal deals, and brexit - General

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;53092749]'Th' sounds are made by putting your tongue between your teeth, 'f' is biting your lower lip.[/QUOTE] Well I know that my ears haven't ever been the best, but to me that makes [I] exactly[/i] the same noise.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;53092760]Well I know that my ears haven't ever been the best, but to me that makes [I] exactly[/i] the same noise.[/QUOTE] well you can't say fairer than that then back to the parsnip farms with you serf

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;53092746]All right, because it's been mentioned in LMAO Pics Death and deaf. They are pronounced the same right? Or am I going to be told differently.[/QUOTE] I'd say it depends on the accent as well. If you mumble, both will sound the same for example. I normally stress the ending part to differentiate them both (like "Dea-thhh" (a strong "Th-" sound) and ("Def" - a strong "-ef" sound)).

Sometimes my stupid mind will switch th and f for no reason other than to make me look like an idiot. I guess it's easier to say for some words? No idea.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;53092832]well you can't say fairer than that then back to the parsnip farms with you serf[/QUOTE] [t]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/139/221/b21.jpg[/t]

I've tried vegemite for the first time and I hate it. It tastes like plastic, fake Marmite. [editline]30th January 2018[/editline] [QUOTE=loopoo;53091277]. if it's real bad, just eat some vaseline.[/QUOTE] For real though don't use Vaseline or other oil lubes on an irritated arsehole. It's alright for insertions/medical purposes but an irritated or cracked arsehole (or any other skin) is not a place you smear Vaseline.

[QUOTE=Chris Morris;53094153]cracked arsehole[/QUOTE] help me doctor there's a crack in my arse...

Sudocrem is good for soothing arseholes

[QUOTE=prinner;53094166]help me doctor there's a crack in my arse...[/QUOTE] [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure]You joke, but.. (NSFW article image)[/url]

Ain't no joke. Sudocrem is what you put on babies arses

Soba Thai noodles were nice and spicey, but the sachet looks awful with the oil and sauce very separate. I opened it near the bottom and kept the oil from seeping out. They're a few pence more than the more budget instant noodles though since they have chopped veggies and stuff.

Someone has just jumped in front of my train. I'm mad as hell and I feel bad for the driver, but I'm internalising my frustration.

[QUOTE=cyclocius;53094333]Someone has just jumped in front of my train. I'm mad as hell and I feel bad for the driver, but I'm internalising my frustration.[/QUOTE] Apparently they deal with it a lot. You okay buddy?

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;53094470]Apparently they deal with it a lot. You okay buddy?[/QUOTE] I'm just late. Hundreds of people are, the Driver was just forced to kill someone and has to live with it and the guys family have to deal with the fact that their child/parent/sibling crossed three fields and broke a fence to throw themselves in front of a train. I feel bad for the driver.

I'm hoping the reason you're detached is because you didn't see it actually happen, and not because you lack empathy. It's odd that one of the main reasons you're angry is because it made you and a bunch of other people late. The driver stuff hit close to home though, that was pretty poignant and now I feel really bad for the poor guy.

[QUOTE=loopoo;53094620]I'm hoping the reason you're detached is because you didn't see it actually happen, and not because you lack empathy. It's odd that one of the main reasons you're angry is because it made you and a bunch of other people late. The driver stuff hit close to home though, that was pretty poignant and now I feel really bad for the poor guy.[/QUOTE] Me and Hundreds (Thousands probably, it was an hour before Rush Hour and those things knock on, especially around London) were late. Who knows what people missed? Picking kids up from after-school clubs? Hot Date? It could've been anything, and instead some people leaving work early or travelling to the Seaside (on a Tuesday afternoon yeah yeah) are now all sat on a train watching a bodybag get carted alongside them and loaded into an Air Ambulance. I wouldn't say I'm the most empathetic person in the world, but not many people deserve that. I feel bad for the Driver mostly. You shouldn't start your regular day-job (especially if you're not in a line of work where you might reasonably be expected to experience such a thing) and end it being responsible for a persons death. [sp]Can we go back to talking about Meal Deals and shit?[/sp]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;53094291]Soba Thai noodles were nice and spicey, but the sachet looks awful with the oil and sauce very separate. I opened it near the bottom and kept the oil from seeping out. They're a few pence more than the more budget instant noodles though since they have chopped veggies and stuff.[/QUOTE] You're supposed to add the oil too dingus. Though I'd suggest you get the yakitori chicken one rather than the Thai one any day.

Forgive me if I'm being mean, but when people post full, uncensored pictures of someone's credit card on Facebook because they found it on the floor and want to find the owner, do they think they're... Helping?

What is it with middle England and the new Scottish monopoly fiver? I know it's hilarious looking and is completely within their rights to refuse it, but there's no need to laugh at it, call me 'chancer', and make me pay at the ATM outside to extract BoE notes in order to get a pack of chocolate digestives. That was a harrowing experience.

[QUOTE=Vault Hunter;53096961]Forgive me if I'm being mean, but when people post full, uncensored pictures of someone's credit card on Facebook because they found it on the floor and want to find the owner, do they think they're... Helping?[/QUOTE] still need the three digits on the back

[QUOTE=Vault Hunter;53096961]Forgive me if I'm being mean, but when people post full, uncensored pictures of someone's credit card on Facebook because they found it on the floor and want to find the owner, do they think they're... Helping?[/QUOTE] why would they not just call the bank and say they found the card instead of trying to find the person on Facebook. if I lost my card and some samaritan on FB was like "hey I found this card", I'd not take it from them lol, I'd just call my bank and be all "shit I lost my card without realising, cancel it please and send me a new one"

So uh. Today I got told that I need to attend a Home Office interview to ascertain my right to remain and work in the UK, likely came up because I have been looking for work and background checks are being carried out and I still have an address in the Netherlands. For reference, both my parents are dual nationals (Germany/UK and Canada/UK), I am also a British citizen and I was born in the UK. I am 100% percent within my rights to be here but it is still bullshit that I have to do this. Waste of everyone's time.

unless it's an amex

went to camden yesterday feels like a mini brighton I love it

[QUOTE=UzumakaiPatch;53096347]You're supposed to add the oil too dingus. Though I'd suggest you get the yakitori chicken one rather than the Thai one any day.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure if that's the one that left an aftertaste that just ruined my day it was so nasty, but I think it is. It had chicken cubes and that's how I remember. I sort of guessed the oil was part of the balance, but I just couldn't stomach the idea of deliborately adding something like that to my food. It did not look appealing in the sachet.

[QUOTE=cr2142;53097233]went to camden yesterday feels like a mini brighton I love it[/QUOTE] You're the first person I've seen to say "brighton" and "love" in the same sentence and I lived there for seven years.

bunch of babies on the internet talking about how bad the laxative prep for a colonoscopy is, and they almost always include "I ate as much as I could before the cutoff time so I wouldn't be hungry". these past two days, I've eaten lightly, this has been a pretty easy prep. I'd probably be feeling pretty awful rn if I'd eaten loads of food, cause what goes in, must come out. just annoying af going to the loo every 5 mins to either piss from my dick or piss from my ass. it was funny the first few times pissing from my ass, but now it's not so much.

Thinking of taking up a part-ownership help to buy scheme. Anyone that's been on one that has any experience with them?

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;53098236]Thinking of tasking up a part-ownership help to buy scheme. Anyone that's been on one that has any experience with them?[/QUOTE] Can be a pretty sweet deal if the full purchase options later on are good.

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