I find foreplay disgusting, yet dick sucking okay. - General

[QUOTE=plazzydan;24601771]um think you iz bad at grammar.[/QUOTE] Bad Analogy is Bad. Carry on you tarp.

You probably do not even understand what foreplay is.

[QUOTE=Playguy;24593206]Would you rather dream about porn or stare at the teacher for two hours...[/QUOTE] You should see some of my teachers :fappery:

[QUOTE=Playguy;24593117]Until I started thinknig about porn. (Don't ask me why... I'm serious please don't)[/QUOTE] Uh, there's nothing suspicious about this until you say "PLEASE GUYS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T ASK ME WHY I WAS THINKING ABOUT FUCKING" [editline]10:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Playguy;24593206]Would you rather dream about porn or stare at the teacher for two hours...[/QUOTE] I dunno, some of my teachers were fucking hot as hell and fresh out of teachers college, so they were still relatively young. I thought about porn involving them while staring at them.

That's kinda gay man

[QUOTE=QQBistro;24598600]Yeah same, except for the part about having a girlfriend[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;24599243]Guilty as charged.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=284295&dateline=1275558954[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=48880&dateline=1279380069p[/img]

It's not Foreplay you're thinking of Cunnilingus

Sounds like someone's sexist.

I like to dream about porn and stare at the teacher. :smug:

[QUOTE=Cureless;24605222][img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=284295&dateline=1275558954[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=48880&dateline=1279380069p[/img][/QUOTE] I have a girlfriend and what I meant was that I was guilty for liking the same thing as him :v:

Wasn't there a thread just like this before?

[img]http://a.imageshack.us/img638/518/graph1c.png[/img] :science:

what do you think of this? "i didnt mean to" [IMG]http://imgur.com/kESfe.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://imgur.com/s0fxd.png[/IMG]

I'd stick anything in a vagina [editline]11:37AM[/editline] Except lego, thats mine

[QUOTE=Playguy;24593117]by 'Foreplay' I mean putting your tounge inside a girls vagina.[/QUOTE] That's not foreplay, thats licking pussy. Foreplay means the kissing, naughty talking and whatever before anything else.

[QUOTE=ShootEvryRapper;24593150]Why Also what do you mean? foreplay could be lots of things.. you wouldn't kiss your woman? or massage her? :S [b]Unless you're in Mexico and foreplay there involves pooping on her chest.[/b][/QUOTE] You mean a Cleveland Steamer.

[QUOTE=GÃ©za!;24593909]Silly man, what you're finding disgusting is Cunnilingus. Foreplay is everything from kissing to massaging, gently rubbing, fingering, and all that that does not involve actually sticking it in, and serves as a warmup for the actual sex. Also, people who just skip foreplay are terrible lovers and the scum of Earth.[/QUOTE] IMO foreplay is better than sex. A lot more intimate.

Wasn't there a thread just like this by 'David Tennant' or something?

Foreplay is the best part of a sexual encounter. I can't even keep hard if I don't have Betsy (my dog) lick my ass, which is covered in peanut butter. After words, I'm a fucking rock. Any who, sex is just sex without foreplay, you're both barely horny (her likely less than you), and not into it. If you play around...well, if you're good at playing around, she'll get super horny and if she's super horny the sex will be better. I don't see what's nasty. Foreplay is very broad. It could be a massage, kissing, fingering, oral, etc, etc. What do you think is nasty exactly?

Foreplay =/= Being a cunning linguist.

[QUOTE=Asm;24611439]I'd stick anything in a vagina [editline]11:37AM[/editline] Except lego, thats mine[/QUOTE] You're awful grabby on your lego :colbert:

OP is 12. Just throwin' it out there.

[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;24615725]You're awful grabby on your lego :colbert:[/QUOTE] Who isnt? Lego is awesome and its so easy to lose the pieces

[QUOTE=Playguy;24593117](I just couldn't bring myself to do it if I was in that situation)[/QUOTE] haha so u've never been in that situation? haha PWND