My asshole neighbor is growing a shitload of weed in her yard. What should I do? [PICS]
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Preface: We've lived here 6 years, and this neighbor has been a douche those past 6 years.
I noticed a familiar smell today while spraying some RoundUp, and I peeked through the fence to see a nice little cannabis leaf and some nice flowering buds. The tops of the plants are pretty obvious over the fence on our side, and scoring some free weed from this neighbor wouldn't be too bad, but part of me also wants to turn her into the cops for being a massive dick. What should I do, GD?[/QUOTE]
Wait... she has kids and weed?
That's fucking awesome. Where's that at?
Steal some for you and don't report her over a plant, because that would interrupt your supply.
Don't report her for a plant, it's a fucking plant.
Let her be free to live her life, and if she chooses to grow mull, then cool. BTW she's probably bitchy because she doesn't want NOOBS nosing around her mullies. Crazy old cat ladies are often left alone IMO.
Swap the weed with Japaneese plant leaf things.
[QUOTE=brianosaur;24625987]just let the plants grow dude, why would you call the cops to get her in trouble?
all the cops are gonna do is kill the plants. why would you want to kill mother nature?
you're killing gods creatures.[/QUOTE]
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Oh i would blackmail them.Hell yeah!
[QUOTE=Thethe;24634060]Wait... she has kids and weed?[/QUOTE]
Yeah weed is the devil incarnate, what a monster! Dope-fiends can't have kids!
Seriously, you're a dick if you call the cops.
Who cares if it's illegal. It's not hurting anyone.
[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;24636305]Seriously, you're a dick if you call the cops.
Who cares if it's illegal. It's not hurting anyone.[/QUOTE]
I agree.
It would be less of a dick move to just steal some (SAVE ME SOME)
perhaps just ask her for some.
[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;24636305]Seriously, you're a dick if you call the cops.
Who cares if it's illegal. It's not hurting anyone.[/QUOTE]
The reason he would want to call the cops in the first place is because he's already stated she's a huge asshole.
My friend's mother grew weed and didn't realise it's "weed", I have no idea how she got seeds, maybe your neighbour has done the same, she grove massive plants and just looks at them... Oh that would be such a waste :/
Advertise on google maps "FREE WEED" with the marker on here yard.
That backyard looks familiar, and they had weed growing in their yard too, where do you live?
what the fuck man steal the shit and then call the police
[QUOTE=Elexar;24638744]what the fuck man steal the shit and then call the police[/QUOTE]
So he gets done for robbery and she gets done for the weed... but he might get done for the weed because he had it and she didn't.
Burn it down. Everything.
[QUOTE=$$>MUFFIN<$$;24638886]So he gets done for robbery and she gets done for the weed... but he might get done for the weed because he had it and she didn't.[/QUOTE]
When you report her right after you stole some of it, the cops come in and she won't have the time to check on her plants at all. The cops [I]will[/I] question you but if you just, I say, bury it behind her garden or in her own garden, they have nothing on you.
[QUOTE=lolnubs;24633579]die
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Because that is like my asshole neighbors [who started being dicks to us first] reporting me for growing a mully amongst some tomatoes.
Weed is a plant, and that plant's life shouldn't be 'illegal'.[/QUOTE]
What? I'm all for marijuana usage to be legalized. However, this presents a perfect opportunity for payback against the bitch that OP is talking about.
This is a good opportunity to both befriend your neighbour and get alot of weed back. Go knock on her door say I know you're growing weed, and I want you to give me like a quarter ounce every 2 weeks or I'll call the cops
Steal buds only leave plants call cops ??? profit
[QUOTE=deathrat;24594916]I wouldn't turn her into the cops even if she is a dick, she could go to prison.[/QUOTE]
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Call the police
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Blast this when they arrive.
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[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;24636305]Seriously, you're a dick if you call the cops.
Who cares if it's illegal. It's not hurting anyone.[/QUOTE]
Really she deserves it for being so [I]fucking obvious[/I]
Take a bath.
Seriously OP blackmail her for some weed, you pretty much can get whatever you want from there!!
[QUOTE=G4mbit;24594921]Burn it. Enjoy the fumes.[/QUOTE]
Damn was just going to say that
Call the police
And smoke the weed
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