• My asshole neighbor is growing a shitload of weed in her yard. What should I do? [PICS]
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Make your neighbor sell it and take a percent of the money for profit.
Rape her. Then smoke with her. Then blackmail her. Then go to prison with her.
Isn't it usually preferable to grow weed in dark humid conditions?
Call the cops, then just watch the show from your garden. And don't forget to enjoy your neighbor's misery.
[QUOTE=Dan*;24595818]Rape her.[/QUOTE] fuckin' ninjas...
If you steal some of it, she can't turn you in to the cops, because they'll ask what you stole, and she'll end up in jail for longer because she was growing it :v:
tell your neighbour to give you 25% of the money she makes or you will call the cops
Well, if she's a major douchebag like you say she is, turn her over to the cops, not for justice, but for revenge.
Either steal some of it, blackmail her, or just go over and talk to her about sharing it.
and steal some of it while you can ~420~ smoke weed erryday
you should fucking grab me an ounce and mail it to me or some shit
Is she hot/attractive? If so, do this. Go to her, ask to come in tell her you have important things to talk about. Sit down with her and tell her you know about it and you have pictures. Tell her if she doesn't give you 40% and at least a blowjob a week you'll report her to the police. Preferably actual sex once a week :v: Rate box if you're homosexual
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;24594984][HIGHLIGHT]TURN HER INTO THE COPS[/HIGHLIGHT] It's fucking illegal, and you might get a reward. Show that stupid bitch what's coming for her.[/QUOTE] She's growing weed, in her own garden, probably for her own use. What's so wrong with that?
Set it on fire. Get the whole neighborhood high.
[QUOTE=Pirate Jok3r;24595293]pm me her address, I'll work everything out in a fashion that suits my needs and will end in you getting raped and murdered.[/QUOTE] This is so friendly and convincing, I don't know why the OP hasn't done this yet. This is the best solution for all involved.
Sneak some free weed, then blackmail. Is it really that hard? If she sells, you can get hella money from her.
If you blackmail her, you'll be screwed if she ever does get caught. If you buy from her (or steal it, I guess) you'll most likely be in the clear either way.
[QUOTE=Ybbat;24595691]Could that be the male variety, the legal kind?[/QUOTE] A) All cannabis cultivation is illegal in the US. B) I checked it out closely, and it's some dank-ass sinsemilla.
Call the cops, or smoke the blunt with her. Your choice
Put a hole under a bush and put a safe in it after at night round up as much weed as possible and hide it in the safe. Than grab a gym bag load it up and do some dealing with your friends (School or Hood) Be rich/get laid = You want Be a wanted criminal/ in jail! = Don't want... Or you can say you need it for medical and I will pay you 5 dollars each pound or so and smoke it... :smug:
if it was me i would go in the middle of the night and steal it. [sp]just kidding fbi, you won't get me this time[/sp]
Blackmail her into setting up a drugs trade with you.
buy some
Blackmail is the way
ask for a small piece and send me a bit.
Fuck, don't be a dickhead. Tell her you know and will keep quiet if she pays you with weed.
It's not weed. [editline]08:58PM[/editline] Nobody is that stupid to grow the stuff there.
blackmail.....make her suck your dick if she looks good...other wise call the cops...i don't like to smoke i have to say find a way to make :20bux: off of the situation
Think of the karma man :tinfoil:
They don't look mature, don't steal any yet.
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