My asshole neighbor is growing a shitload of weed in her yard. What should I do? [PICS]

[Sundowner]

In conclusion OP, if you rat her out, you'll be the biggest square ever. A few fleeting moments of gratification aren't worth being labelled as a "dick neighbour" yourself

[berryman13]

Take some, don't report her.

[JustExtreme]

[QUOTE=mfb412;24599246]throw a lit match in it :v:[/QUOTE]

Really? Generally you have to dry it out before it will burn at all...

[BigSmokeDawg]

Toss a match over the fence.

[rieda1589]

I'd just steal some of it.

[Penultimate]

[QUOTE=Joshinator;24600060]Place a sign at the front of her house saying 'Free weed out back - help yourself'[/QUOTE]

That is a refreshing suggestion. I like that. It's like setting up the chess pieces, but not playing yourself.

[FreezingStorm]

Mow her lawn.

[ColdFusion]

Just leave him/her alone. Its non of your business.

[Morbo!!!]

Rob some and then turn her in. Leave a friend to hold it because they might search you/your house too.

[technologic]

Yeah, OP. Take as much as much as you can on the sly and then turn her into the cops.

[JustExtreme]

[QUOTE=BigSmokeDawg;24600342]Toss a match over the fence.[/QUOTE]

It won't burn unless it has been dried out first so the match will just go out.

[Missing User]

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[myalt22]

Go Breaking Bad and cook crystal meth together..

[Zeemlapje]

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;24599589]You know there's a problem when you can judge the quality of cannabis from that far away on a picture with that kind of quality.[/QUOTE]

umm genetics have nothing to do with quality

[shatteredwindow]

Black mail her for sex. What could be more rewarding for you and more demeaning for her than blackmailing the person who you hate most to have sex with you?

[slashsnemesis]

Spray paint it all a weird unnatural color so she thinks somethings wrong with it. Either she throws it all out, or smokes it and dies.

[Anastatius]

Steal that shit

[Rediscover]

harvest the bud, but leave the plants. call the police. everyone wins.

[Pasalaqcua]

poison the weed,

[erazor]

Tell her you noticed it. Ask for some of it.

[theKGB]

Tell her it's easily viewable and she should do something about it. She might be nicer towards you and you don't have to be a douche by calling the cops.

[Kalibos]

Steal it and A) smoke it B) sell it C) sell it back to her for twice the price

It's not like she can turn you in, what is she gonna go to the cops?

[wanksta11]

Blackmail her or steal it at night, don't let a chance of so much free weed go away man.

[Capitulazyguy]

Lace it with Opium poppies so she gets addicted and dies.

[HoodedSniper]

90% of people in this thread have never smoked weed.

Just ask her why she is growing it, dont call the police because then she will go to jail for YEARS over the silliest little plant there is.

Dont be a douchebag.

[Koolin]

if she's growing it in public view chances are she's got a medical marijuana license you big stupid, what she's doing is most likely perfectly legal so save yourself the embarrassment and leave her be. (or steal it)

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how has no one thought of this

[Nerdeboy]

Sort out a complicated business plan and propose it to her, then smoke all the weed in a day and rake in big on property insurance.

[kolkhoznik]

Call the police, so her family hates her too. :downs:

[Beak Doctor]

Steal the climbing frame and demand a ransom for its safe return.

[Tacosheller]

[QUOTE=3picFail;24595292]if you really hate her, call the cops and weed her out.

Or you could just take the weed and threaten to call the cops if she does anything about it.[/QUOTE]

Heh, [i]weed[/i] her out.
I get it.