• My asshole neighbor is growing a shitload of weed in her yard. What should I do? [PICS]
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[QUOTE=Beak Doctor;24602907]Steal the climbing frame and demand a ransom for its safe return.[/QUOTE] Screw all our ideas, do this. Or take it apart and rebuild it as something else.
[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;24600784]Rob some and then turn her in. Leave a friend to hold it because they might search you/your house too.[/QUOTE] Hey police I was robbing my neighbor's house and found weed wat do :downs:
rob the buds when theyre ripe, if the neigbour has brains, she won't call the cops on you.
[QUOTE=Nerdeboy;24602933]Screw all our ideas, do this. Or take it apart and rebuild it as something else.[/QUOTE] A Swastika, maybe? Or a crucifix, then set it on fire.
[QUOTE=Beak Doctor;24602987]A Swastika, maybe? Or a crucifix, then set it on fire.[/QUOTE] I was thinking a giant statue of some sort.
Or how about just leave her be, and not turn her in? Just because she's a bitch doesn't mean you have to be one too.
call cops and then record the cops arresting her and taking the weed
The problem with blackmailing is that if she's crazy enough she'll try to frame you with the weed. She'll either: Replant them elsewhere and try to frame you Get caught but also taker you down with her If you record all the conversations and stuff you'll prove that you were blackmailing her I don't know much about the logistics of weed, but I'd say take as much as you without leaving incriminating evidence/getting spotted, sell it off or stash it safely, then call the cops on her.
Wait until night and steal the damn weed. No need for blackmail, cunt gets pissed for losing all the weed and you get to smoke good shit. Everyone wins.
blackmail him
jump over there at night, And cut it down, And mail it me.
Blackmail yourself.
Don't be a snitch. That just fucks up someone's life for something harmless. Learn to be a good neighbour and let her know that it's growing above the fence line and someone might notice. Then around harvest time, she may remember that and shout you some.
Here's What to do. 1. Wait for her to sleep and steal. 2. Sell it. 3. ??? 4. Profit.
What if it's a Texas Star Hibiscus? [img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4654/texstar3.jpg[/img]
Blackmail her for sex even if she is ugly
Steal it at night call the cops but be warned, they can back trace it
When she isn't home, jump over the fence and draw smiley faces on the leaves.
Light something on fire, then throw it into the garden.
Smoke it, you know you want to :smug:
Don't turn her into the cops, that'll bring you bad cop-karma next time you're toking up. Just steal some.
Either steal it Call Cops Get her to sell it cheap to you/your friends or do nothing, my brother has a weed grower next door, since about 15 years ago when my dad lived there till now, we've done nothing.
Stop being a fucking hall monitor and let her live her life.
[IMG]http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9171/78830739.jpg[/IMG] 50% of Facepunch, are sissies! :argh:
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;24594984][HIGHLIGHT]TURN HER INTO THE COPS[/HIGHLIGHT] It's fucking illegal, and you might get a reward. Show that stupid bitch what's coming for her.[/QUOTE] Oh so what if it's illegal, my god, it's a fucking plant on private property.
Take all of it. She can't really report it to the cops.
Report her to the authorities.
Is her name Nancy?
If you don't smoke, hop the fence and try some before you turn her in, you might never have a chance to get good bud for free again. Or wait until the cops report a problem with it if you live in a small community, then turn her in for a reward.
[QUOTE=Koolin;24602600]if she's growing it in public view chances are she's got a medical marijuana license you big stupid, what she's doing is most likely perfectly legal so save yourself the embarrassment and leave her be. (or steal it) [editline]01:40AM[/editline] how has no one thought of this[/QUOTE] Location: Upstate New York. You can't get a license there.
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