My asshole neighbor is growing a shitload of weed in her yard. What should I do? [PICS] - General

Report her.

1. Sneak over and spray it all with round up 2. Go home 3. Call her house 4. and say "Hey neighbor, I noticed you had some weeds in your grass, so I sprayed them for you! Neighbor- Mother fu- *Hang up*

[QUOTE=Prismatex;24618907]You can tell because they're the ones going "herp derp call the cops on her". I think I'll just keep this little nugget of information around for use later.[/QUOTE] And that people, is how you get arrested. I may never have smoked weed, nor do I intend to. But, if you don't report her and use this as blackmail, Someone is bound to find out about it and report her and she is bound to tell the cops you have been blackmailing her.

Steal and smoke, stop being pussies, smoke weed!

[QUOTE=SlayerFin;24623039]Steal and smoke, stop being pussies, smoke weed![/QUOTE] This is the reason I stay away from weed. That and I get major ass headaches from smoking it.

I'd just report her to the cops. They're growing something that's (in most places anyways) illegal. Or ignore it. If you don't care enough about it just ignore it.

you're a faggot if you call the cops on her

Do not report her, just visit her and say "Let's get high."

Steal all but one plant, leave the last one for evidence then call the cops.

[QUOTE=l337k1ll4;24623328]Steal all but one plant, leave the last one for evidence then call the cops.[/QUOTE] The bad part of him doing anything relating to, "Taking the pot" is he has a photo evidence therefore it would be impossible to take one plant without being questioned.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;24623074]This is the reason I stay away from weed. That and I get major ass headaches from smoking it.[/QUOTE] Did you smoke the stems? Some people get headaches from stems.

steal the weed, hide it well, then report neighbour

[QUOTE=counterpo0;24623400]Did you smoke the stems? Some people get headaches from stems.[/QUOTE] I smoked all of it in a roll... It did ease my stomach pain that I got from a bad piece of sushi though.

Give the adress to 4chan or to the drug subforums here on facepunch. Maybe someone will prepare for the harvest or order some pizzas.

Burn the bitch

You're an ashhole if you report her. Depending on your state she might have a medical card. I would go toke with her.

just let the plants grow dude, why would you call the cops to get her in trouble? all the cops are gonna do is kill the plants. why would you want to kill mother nature? you're killing gods creatures.

Give it to all your friends so you can be cool!

Go pick that shit and get high with your friends, I would love to be in your position.

kidnap her children then black mail her for sex then when she comes to get them rape all of them

[QUOTE=Prismatex;24618907]You can tell because they're the ones going "herp derp call the cops on her". I think I'll just keep this little nugget of information around for use later.[/QUOTE] You should call the cops. There is just WAY too much risk for you now. If you blackmail her, she can just destroy the evidence. Or worse, she'll frame you. Report her ass to the cops and enjoy seeing the bitch get arrested,

Kill her. Its the only way to make sure you get it all for yourself.

Why don't you just not do anything and not be such a nosy prude? It's not like you'll get in trouble for her weed.

[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;24594883]Steal and sell it back to her. Or burn it.[/QUOTE] The latter, in a pipe

Burn her house/garden.

[quote=viper the tiger;24633332]you should call the cops. There is just way too much risk for you now. If you blackmail her, she can just destroy the evidence. Or worse, she'll frame you. Report her ass to the cops and enjoy seeing the bitch get arrested,[/quote] die [b]EDIT:[/b] Because that is like my asshole neighbors [who started being dicks to us first] reporting me for growing a mully amongst some tomatoes. Weed is a plant, and that plant's life shouldn't be 'illegal'.

Isn't it a crime for a person if he/she fails to report an obvious crime? And since technically, this is still a crime?

You can pretty much blatantly steal some and she can't do shit about it. If she calls the cops, then she has to admit she's growing weed...

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;24633614]Isn't it a crime for a person if he/she fails to report an obvious crime? And since technically, this is still a crime?[/QUOTE] "I've never seen what one of these "cannabis" plants looks like officer! how would I have known??"

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;24594984][HIGHLIGHT]TURN HER INTO THE COPS[/HIGHLIGHT] It's fucking illegal, and you might get a reward. Show that stupid bitch what's coming for her.[/QUOTE] This guy sounds like he's furious or something. It's just a fucking plant. Overreacting much.