How I saved a man's life when I was a child. - General

" I changed someones life, by asking them a question." " What was the question?" " I forgot."

I don't know what the question was, but the answer was probably 42.

This transpired over ten years ago and I know found out about this recently. To me it was just a question. [editline]11th August 2011[/editline] But hey, like I give a fuck if you guys aren't convinced. I'm happy about what I did. :)

When I was young, I used to spend my holidays with my grandmother's sister. in that area, there was a kind old man, whom I really liked, and he liked me too. Then, I just stopped going there. Years later, my grandmother's sister was talking to the old man and eventually, the topic changed to me, they started reminiscing and the old man started laughing. He leaned back while laughing but leaned too far back, the chair fell and the man died. I inadvertently killed a man.

I once killed 7 people who were attacking this poor innocent man. I don't remember what any of the attackers looked like, who the innocent man was, or when it happened. All I know is that I was a hero at some point in my life.

[QUOTE=Honey;31675188]I once killed 7 people who were attacking this poor innocent man. I don't remember what any of the attackers looked like, who the innocent man was, or when it happened. All I know is that I was a hero at some point in my life.[/QUOTE] What'd you use? I'm sure you couldn't kill 7 thugs with your bare goddamned hands, or did you?

[QUOTE=coolmzn222;31675579]What'd you use? I'm sure you couldn't kill 7 thugs with your bare goddamned hands, or did you?[/QUOTE] I couldn't tell you because I don't remember. I'm a savior though, I do know that.

Enough with the jokes already. This is a great story and hopefully that priest is living a good life. I don't know what to say to you though... good job? Ha I mean you were only a kid, but nice job. :)

[QUOTE=icedt;31656718]$20 says he can jam the entire Lego star wars collection.[/QUOTE] He uses multiple death stars as anal beads

Kind of silly posting a thread about you saving a mans life, if you cannot actually tell us how you managed to actually do this. If this is true however then you are a saint. <3

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?” One of the world's most wondrous unanswered questions.

This was the question. [Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4[/Media]

[QUOTE=abcpea3;31656057]1 word that will make girls want to sleep with you EVERY TIME CLICK HERE[/QUOTE] It didn't work.

[QUOTE=TheGronk;31663813]This transpired over ten years ago and I know found out about this recently. To me it was just a question. [editline]11th August 2011[/editline] But hey, like I give a fuck if you guys aren't convinced. I'm happy about what I did. :)[/QUOTE] Uh huh, this is where you try to back out. If you didn't give a fuck, you wouldn't have made the thread. I know you're telling a story but you mine as well throw some explosions and gun fights in it if you're not going to make it believable.

I just wanted to make a thread. There was nothing that seems threadworthy till I remembered what my nan told me.

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;31647595]When I was a kid I asked questions like, "Do girls pee out of their butts?"[/QUOTE] I thought that was a magic trick when I was a kid.

I saved my friend from being one of the stinkiest guys of the school for a day.

I think everyone is jealous that I helped this guy out but I cannot help them out. :3:

lol no

[QUOTE=TheGronk;31645100]My Nan is the asshole here, she knows the question and the answer but refuses to tell me either.[/QUOTE] tell her that you're depressed and you need the question to save your life

[QUOTE=TheGronk;31699955]I think everyone is jealous that I helped this guy out but I cannot help them out. :3:[/QUOTE] Wow thanks for clearing up the fact that even though you are an atheist you believe you have some divine gift. And this also makes it clear of how big of a grab for attention this thread was.

Beat that sh#t outta that b#tch! :yarr:

[QUOTE=TheGronk;31663813]This transpired over ten years ago and I know found out about this recently. To me it was just a question. [editline]11th August 2011[/editline] But hey, like I give a fuck if you guys aren't convinced. I'm happy about what I did. :)[/QUOTE] THEN WHY POST THIS HERE IF NOT TO CONVINCE PEOPLE [editline]14th August 2011[/editline] i'm happy i fapped but i don't make threads about it

If this wasn't a lie, he would've told us the question by now

Was it: "You do know God condemns suicide, don't you?"

[QUOTE=Zeraxify;31646064]attack her with a fucking snake[/QUOTE] That could happen since my aunt lives with her and she owns a snake. :v:

I'm still laughing at how the question "Why are you still a virgin?" fits perfectly into the concept.

Cool story bro

BUUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

About a year ago I helped save a kid from being hit by a car. Now, this was in no way life threatening to the kid, but it could have seriously injured him had I not done anything. Basically he's running across the street right behind a bus, so he couldn't see oncoming traffic in the next lane. He's probably a 7 or 8 year old kid, so he's not very keen on street crossing safety. I was on the other side of the street and saw a car driving towards the kid. The kid's behind the bus, so the car and the kid can't see one another. The guy was driving anywhere between 5 to 15 mph, so it would have been a low speed impact, but it would still have been pretty terrible. So I dart out from the sidewalk and hit the hood of the other car with my hand while yelling at the kid. The kid doesn't even slow down, but my hitting the car with my hand was enough to make the guy in the car stop right as the kid causally runs across the front of the car. The driver of the car was pretty pissed until he realized what I had done. Luckily nothing happened, and someone else noticed what had happened and called the kid out on it as he passed by. I felt pretty good afterwards.