DSP Megathread v. LOOK I'M PRESSING THE BUTTON BUT HE'S NOT DOING IT!!! HAHAHA.
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[QUOTE=Sgt.Kiddles;42582064]I made DSP in Dynasty Warriors 7 Empires:
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8267332/skillsantalents.gif[/IMG]
I [I]really[/I] need to reevaluate my life choices..[/QUOTE]
Those games are so much fun.
[QUOTE=Sgt.Kiddles;42582064]I made DSP in Dynasty Warriors 7 Empires:
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8267332/skillsantalents.gif[/IMG]
I [I]really[/I] need to reevaluate my life choices..[/QUOTE]
I would ask him to eat a Snickers but, he's a right diva even when he's not hungry.
Always like the DW Empire games more than the actual Dynasty Warriors games. I had 7 empires for a little while but i ended up trading it in because it felt a little too easy and not worth £40, i might rebuy it though.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_LvsdmtOk[/media]
So [i]this[/i] is the US Education system at work...
[QUOTE=Highwind017;42584734]I would ask him to eat a Snickers but, he's a right diva even when he's not hungry.
Always like the DW Empire games more than the actual Dynasty Warriors games. I had 7 empires for a little while but i ended up trading it in because it felt a little too easy and not worth £40, i might rebuy it though.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_LvsdmtOk[/media]
So [i]this[/i] is the US Education system at work...[/QUOTE]
How even, this guy.
[QUOTE]So [I]this[/I] is the US Education system at work... [/QUOTE]
Where I live a year of World Geography is a necessary course in middle and high school.
I know bugger all about European Nation locations and I felt immediately better about my knowledge when he put the UK nowhere near where it actually was.
Hey, i would had been more offended if he put the UK flag on France.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;42585437]Hey, i would had been more offended if he put the UK flag on France.[/QUOTE]
the ultimate sin
[QUOTE=Highwind017;42584734]I would ask him to eat a Snickers but, he's a right diva even when he's not hungry.
Always like the DW Empire games more than the actual Dynasty Warriors games. I had 7 empires for a little while but i ended up trading it in because it felt a little too easy and not worth £40, i might rebuy it though.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_LvsdmtOk[/media]
So [i]this[/i] is the US Education system at work...[/QUOTE]
To be fair, after watching this video I searched for a similar test for the USA. In high school we learned mostly about America's mountains, rivers, natural riches, political system but we didn't have to know each state. As a matter of fact I'd bet I know Africa and Asia better than the US.
So yeah, I didn't do great on the test but at least I was pretty close with some. Few like California I knew though.
[QUOTE=Marden;42587908]To be fair, after watching this video I searched for a similar test for the USA. In high school we learned mostly about America's mountains, rivers, natural riches, political system but we didn't have to know each state. As a matter of fact I'd bet I know Africa and Asia better than the US.
So yeah, I didn't do great on the test but at least I was pretty close with some. Few like California I knew though.[/QUOTE]
Same reason alternate languages aren't really core, and most Americans only speak one language, and the only (hardly major) classes are Spanish and French
Because the US only has one foreign speaking neighbor, and parts of Canada.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;42580106]is this guy acting, or is he legitimately retarded?[/QUOTE]
It would be extremely hard to keep up the same act for over 27000 videos with 10-20 uploaded per day. He pretty much acts like this in real life. He just treats his fans like shit and blames them along with everything else he does wrong. It's pretty astounding.
Also I remember he failed a Grand Theft Auto mission where he was meant to purchase a shotgun and a flashlight from a gun store. The game made this very clear to him. Instead he went on a big spending spree and blamed the game when the mission failed because he ran out of cash to buy the key items.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;42589706]Also I remember he failed a Grand Theft Auto mission where he was meant to purchase a shotgun and a flashlight from a gun store. The game made this very clear to him. Instead he went on a big spending spree and blamed the game when the mission failed because he ran out of cash to buy the key items.[/QUOTE]
Makes you wonder how he manages to buy groceries if he can't follow such basic directions.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;42590551]Makes you wonder how he manages to buy groceries if he can't follow such basic directions.[/QUOTE]
I bet Panda Lee buys the groceries, she seems less of a spade cadet than Phil. When she doesn't have her mind on other things... She probably does everything in the house and i don't know if i should feel slighty sorry for the girl... Oh wait, nevermind. Probably not.
Serious question though, since it sparked my curiousity when I was taking a driving lession, does Phil know how to drive a car? I don't know what the lessions are like there in the US but I'd imagine you'd need to take a theory test there just like here. I... Would be very worried to see him behind the wheel, judging from how well he drives in Driver and Motorstorm, he makes me look like Colin Fucking McRae.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;42591035]I bet Panda Lee buys the groceries, she seems less of a spade cadet than Phil. When she doesn't have her mind on other things... She probably does everything in the house and i don't know if i should feel slighty sorry for the girl... Oh wait, nevermind. Probably not.
Serious question though, since it sparked my curiousity when I was taking a driving lession, does Phil know how to drive a car? I don't know what the lessions are like there in the US but I'd imagine you'd need to take a theory test there just like here. I... Would be very worried to see him behind the wheel, judging from how well he drives in Driver and Motorstorm, he makes me look like Colin Fucking McRae.[/QUOTE]
Wow, he's not full blown retarded, he just sucks at video games.
[QUOTE=Marden;42587908]To be fair, after watching this video I searched for a similar test for the USA. In high school we learned mostly about America's mountains, rivers, natural riches, political system but we didn't have to know each state. As a matter of fact I'd bet I know Africa and Asia better than the US.
So yeah, I didn't do great on the test but at least I was pretty close with some. Few like California I knew though.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it's just my bias as an American but I feel people from other countries would naturally have a hard time memorizing all the states. I've been curious if they actually had to know them to pass tests.
[QUOTE=nayr7259;42591772]Wow, he's not full blown retarded, he just sucks at video games.[/QUOTE]
Retarded is a stretch, but it's obvious by all his videos and comments that he has pretty much 0 observational and problem solving skills.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;42584734]I would ask him to eat a Snickers but, he's a right diva even when he's not hungry.
Always like the DW Empire games more than the actual Dynasty Warriors games. I had 7 empires for a little while but i ended up trading it in because it felt a little too easy and not worth £40, i might rebuy it though.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_LvsdmtOk[/media]
So [i]this[/i] is the US Education system at work...[/QUOTE]
When I was in the 8th grade my history teacher forced us to draw a map of the United States based solely on memory, with all the correct State names and their respective Capitals in their relative locations.
We had to do the same thing for Europe.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;42584734]I would ask him to eat a Snickers but, he's a right diva even when he's not hungry.
Always like the DW Empire games more than the actual Dynasty Warriors games. I had 7 empires for a little while but i ended up trading it in because it felt a little too easy and not worth £40, i might rebuy it though.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_LvsdmtOk[/media]
So [i]this[/i] is the US Education system at work...[/QUOTE]
The last bit. Fuck. That was so painful.
[editline]21st October 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Highwind017;42591035]I bet Panda Lee buys the groceries, she seems less of a spade cadet than Phil. When she doesn't have her mind on other things... She probably does everything in the house and i don't know if i should feel slighty sorry for the girl... Oh wait, nevermind. Probably not.
Serious question though, since it sparked my curiousity when I was taking a driving lession, does Phil know how to drive a car? I don't know what the lessions are like there in the US but I'd imagine you'd need to take a theory test there just like here. I... Would be very worried to see him behind the wheel, judging from how well he drives in Driver and Motorstorm, he makes me look like Colin Fucking McRae.[/QUOTE]
If DSP drove a car, he would be the sort of person to leave the handbrake on all day.
[QUOTE=Macneil_bmx;42594222]The last bit. Fuck. That was so painful.
[editline]21st October 2013[/editline]
[B]If DSP drove a car, he would be the sort of person to leave the handbrake on all day.[/B][/QUOTE]
worse, he would be confused as to why hes not moving when hes in park.
[I]"look. im pressing the peddle and its not going hahaHAHAHAHA WHAT A JOKE."[/I]
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;42590551]Makes you wonder how he manages to buy groceries if he can't follow such basic directions.[/QUOTE]
[i]"Why is there so much food everywhere!? How am I supposed to know what I want from it all? Like I want a sandwich but there's so many different types of them. Do they expect me to waste my time finding what I want? This grocery errand is gonna be fucking ridiculous."[/i]
Later on:
[i]"I finally bought everything I wanted but now I don't have enough money to buy the items on my grocery errand list. I wasn't given enough spending money! Not like I can't return them now. Big fucking whoop."[/i]
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;42595128][i]"Why is there so much food everywhere!? How am I supposed to know what I want from it all? Like I want a sandwich but there's so many different types of them. Do they expect me to waste my time finding what I want? This grocery errand is gonna be fucking ridiculous."[/i][/QUOTE]
[I]"WOW! According to chat I have to buy ingredients to make the sandwich. HAHAHA, WOW! How was I even supposed to know that!? That's so fucking STUPID!"[/I]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVT9hMcQ-YU[/media]
Phil experiences a bugged hook mechanic!
[QUOTE=codemaster85;42594871]worse, he would be confused as to why hes not moving when hes in park.
[I]"look. im pressing the peddle and its not going hahaHAHAHAHA WHAT A JOKE."[/I][/QUOTE]
[I]"According to XXLEETPROXX, you have to press on the brake when shifting gears. What a bugged car! Honda is a shitty dev. HAHAHAHAHAHA."[/I]
[QUOTE=Highwind017;42584734][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_LvsdmtOk[/media]
So [i]this[/i] is the US Education system at work...[/QUOTE]
Does he do this for show?
Because he either has a total lack of memory or he has a serious lack of intelligence.
[QUOTE=Doritos-pope;42597866][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVT9hMcQ-YU[/media]
Phil experiences a bugged hook mechanic![/QUOTE]
my fucking god that ending.
i saw that he played the stanley parable, and i'm afraid to watch it because i know he'll fuck up somehow
I think that he's (kind of obviously) spoofing bad LP'ers.
fuck it i'm watching the parable playthrough
[editline]27th October 2013[/editline]
why do i actually enjoy watching him play things when he's not being stupid
[QUOTE=buttered_toast;42660608]i saw that he played the stanley parable, and i'm afraid to watch it because i know he'll fuck up somehow[/QUOTE]
How far is he in? Because I might consider making a highlights video depending how badly he fucks up.
[QUOTE=katbug;42660764]I think that he's (kind of obviously) spoofing bad LP'ers.[/QUOTE]
But then the universe would make too much sense.
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